Rebel Soul

JANUARY 7, 2013

KID ROCK:

IT IS A BORING MONDAY AFTERNOON SO I AM DOING WHAT I DO BEST TRYING TO OCCUPY MY SOUL BY LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC FROM EARLY MORNING TO EARLY MORNING THAT IS IF I DECIDE I CAN'T SLEEP AND THE BORDOM IS GETTING THE BEST OF ME!

RIGHT NOW I AM SITTING AT MY COMPUTER IN THE LIVING ROOM OF MY SMALL ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT IN COLORADO SPRINGS COLORADO! I SPENT ALL MORNING SURFING THE WEB RESEARCHING DIFFERENT BANDS AND DIFFERENT WALKS OF MUSIC! I HAVE 520 FRIENDS ON MYSPACE.COM/FREEDOMHARLEYDAVIDSON! I THINK MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO VISIT MYSPACE ARE BANDS!

THAT IS MY GOAL TO CONNECT WITH AS MANY BANDS THROUGHOUT THIS LIFE TIME! HOPEFULLY ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL GET MY SETTLEMENTS FOR THE VAGINAL MESH LAWSUITS! THEN SINCE I CANT TALK ANYONE INTO COMING TO COLORADO SPRINGS COLORADO I DECIDED I AM GOING TO TRAVEL LIKE BACK IN THE DAY MY SISTER VERNA AND I WOULD PARTY WITH EVERY BAND THAT CAME TO TOWN! I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE WERE SOME WHAT OF ROADYS!

SO TODAY MY JOB IS TO DO MORE RESEARCH ON THE MASTER OF ALL MASTERS OF ROCK AND ROLL AND THE MUSIC MAN! IF I DIDN'T LOVE MUSIC WITH ALL MY BODY HEART MIND AND SOUL I PROBABLY WOULD WASTE MY TIME LAYING ON THE COUCH GETTING FAT LIKE A COUCH POTATOE!

NO THAT IS NOT ME YOU SEE I KNOW THAT ONE OF THESE DAYS WE WILL MEET AND BECOME VERY TRUE FRIENDS! THIS IS WHY I HAVE MOST OF YOUR SONGS AND ALBUMS MEMERIZED SO MAYBE WE COULD SING TOGETHER JUST FOR FUN! WHO KNOWS MAYBE SEVEN YEARS OF DREAMING ABOUT YOUR ASS AND BECOMING A TRUE FRIEND THAT WOULD DIE FOR YOU AND DO THINGS FOR YOU THAT YOU DON'T EVEN ASK ME TO DO!

I STILL WOULD LIKE WHEN WE BECOME FRIENDS IF IT ISN'T A PROBLEM I WOULD LIKE TO SIT ON YOUR LAP CLOSE MY EYES AND LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GUIRTAR! YOU SEE I USED TO PLAY THE VIOLA IN GRADE SCHOOL AND IN JUNIOR HIGH BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I NEVER LEARNED TO READ THE MUSIC! I WOULD SPEND PART OF THE TIME IN CLASS LISTENING TO THE MUSIC THEN I WOULD PRACTICE THE SECOND PART OF THE CLASS! I