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    Kid Rock
    February 11, 2011

    This comment is hilarious and made me laugh out loud!!! Thanx Action, U Rule! .... Off to Louisville now (birthplace of my late grandfather!) Rock On.

    ACTION SAYS (46 minutes ago) Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

    Kid Rock- "man action, close call! thank god you found that crack when you did, that could have ruined your whole summer!!!" (actually credit for that goes to Jason Krause of TBT!)

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on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:09pm

This comment is hilarious and made me laugh out loud!!! Thanx Action, U Rule! .... Off to Louisville now (birthplace of my late grandfather!) Rock On.

ACTION SAYS (46 minutes ago) Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

Kid Rock- "man action, close call! thank god you found that crack when you did, that could have ruined your whole summer!!!" (actually credit for that goes to Jason Krause of TBT!)

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Phyllis_11's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 6:35pm — Phyllis_11
BAWHAHAHA too funny
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:07pm — TanyaMae
Love Louisville. I hitch-hiked there from Miami when I was 13, I won't tell you what year that was. Great place. Hey, my partner and I just posted a song to Rick Rubin that we wrote with you in mind. (Six-String Outlaw) We also sent a request to Andy Karp at Lava to allow us to send him a copy. I hope you get a chance to hear it for consideration. Tell your mom she sounds pretty cool. I am a Spec. Ed teacher too. I'm going back for my Master's this summer. Well, stay warm and dry. We love your music and your spirit. TanyaMae
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 4:59pm — Rosaria
:)
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 2:35pm — Emcee423tn
LOL...That is fuckin hilarious!
Nixx Bieber's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 2:27pm — Nixx Bieber
Oh and I totally forgot to mention that: One got to set the priorities straight!!!! :-)
Cyndi_11's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 2:02pm — Cyndi_11
Wow That was a close one ! ! I would replace the Bracket quickly... are you divorced yet ? ? LOL
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 1:54pm — NEA kid rock sista
hey bob i posted a comment on your page...could u please get back to me on it...me and the sistas are maken a video for you for valentines and its not gonna be all you...its gonna pics in a video for you...and i promise there wont be a song in there by you...lol but this valentines is about you..and i would like your input on if your gonna see it or not..because we are takin the time to do it for you...let me know....kid rock sista....vanessa
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 12:19pm — HeatherSentz
omg, thanks for the laugh!!!!! Keep on trucking til you reach CA!
Laura Sedlock's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 12:12pm — Laura Sedlock
lol
SherZ's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 10:28am — SherZ
NICE, haha! :)
Dejuan's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:14am — Dejuan
Dear Action, Repair the bracket and replace the Wife:), that's not repairable! DeJuan
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:05am — aka_maude
Poor Action - the crack would have been a real bummer if not discovered prior to summer. At least there is time to fix this problem before lake time!!!! Who would want to miss a moment of fun in the sun on the water??
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 6:25am — K-Town Lady
Hope you stay safe out on the road, I have been waiting for your concert in Peoria,Illinois. I just had surgery last week so had to wait to get tickets. I called yesterday for tickets only to be let down. I am in a wheel chair and they have no more seating in handicap. Only seating left is in upper bowl, I can not get there in a wheel chair. I will be thinking of you on Feb 28th have a great concert.
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 11:46pm — TX_Cowgirl4213
lol needed that great laugh tonight..........will have to remember that one for Monday morning coffee at work............
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 10:21pm — ANGELIQUE LACRISSA
hell yea thats was so funny lmao there goes fishin that sux
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 9:04pm — GGLDUMY
That is pure comedy....gotta love the humor. Lord knows we could use it. Keep on keepin on guys.... g
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 8:14pm — Maui Rick
wow man ..a similar thing happened to me! only I was hidden under my Nova and I noticed a slight tranny leak ,and i was hiding FROM my wife, ahh those were the days
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 7:07pm — Action
Thanks Angel. Im so glad everyone got a chuckle out of that. Jason you are right, summer would suck if I couldn't fish. Bob I can't wait till the tour comes too Toronto. Tell Bossy that Jack the Roofer from Toronto said Hi. He'll know.... Peace and God Bless
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 7:02pm — Bobbie Jean_2
too freakin' funny - lliterally LOL!
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 7:00pm — Michigian Redne...
That is some funny shit And to you Kid just want to say I love Born Free and the fact that you made the video in MI. I am a long haul trucker maybe I will see you on the road Rock on.
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 6:30pm — finfan
always take care of your dingy
kidrockangel's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 6:29pm — kidrockangel
It was a Joke Peeps lol Actions wife is very nice.
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 6:06pm — lovely lisa
kids right replace the wife,but gotta get crack fixed,n get 2 findin u a faith-ful woman.why sneek around if not happy let ur partner,know,n move the fuck on with ur life .theres 2 many out there 2 help u fix that crack.lisa .and to kid rock u give good advice.lovin u 4-ever n ever,lisa ep grl fla.
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:48pm — Chris S.
You'll have to sing it this way on the cruise... Because I wanna be a Cowboy baby (I'm fixin' a boat mother fucker)
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:48pm — T_21
FANTASTIC!!!!!
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:41pm — videoace001
i dont get the joke. a crack in the mounting bracket is some serious shit. heh heh
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:37pm — Bob's surferbuddy
@ Angel, yes the sasquatch video was hilarious, I shared the video a few times. @ everyone else- Why do you think that is so redneck?
Beckxy's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:35pm — Beckxy
lol.. coming home from a hellish Friday at work.. this made my spirits high :)~ Krause Rules
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:35pm — Jipz E Roze
I agree I had to read it out loud to my friends at work and we all got a damn good laugh out of it :)
Bob's surferbuddy's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:30pm — Bob's surferbuddy
OMG, Amen Jason... no need to shed tears about a cheater...but the boat well that is a different matter. Funny stuff.

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