Once upon a time, a Kid Rock show in Detroit was something all my people wanted to go to. It was the cool thing to do, the cool place to be, a good time for all. Now my mom wants to go, my aunt calls for tickets, and my teachers from High School frequent the shows. Once upon a time, he was a devil without a cause, now he is all religous during his shows, making me feel as if he is a zealot without a cause. The lyrics and content used to be on the edge, its what made him who he is, now its pathetic and same ole same ole. Why do I hold on?
hahaaaa good one
Angie a.k.a.Rocknrollstroll said:Well if they choose that as the theme nite for the boat, I'm dressing up as Tila Tequila and hopefully with get groped by the real Kid Rock...LOL Angel ;) I'm glad you posted it...it kept us busy and laughing for days...cheap entertainment.
Bob might want to have some words wit you tho??? might not turn out that bad after all???
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KidRockAngel said:Its ok...lol Yall can blame it on me. Ill just pull up my Big Girl Panties and take the heat. lol
Angel ;) I'm glad you posted it...it kept us busy and laughing for days...cheap entertainment.
Bob might want to have some words wit you tho??? might not turn out that bad after all???
Nah Then I'd have To pull Down The Big Girl Panties and Take the HEAT. hahahahaha
Well if they choose that as the theme nite for the boat, I'm dressing up as Tila Tequila and hopefully with get groped by the real Kid Rock...LOL
Angel ;) I'm glad you posted it...it kept us busy and laughing for days...cheap entertainment.
Bob might want to have some words wit you tho??? might not turn out that bad after all???
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KidRockAngel said:Its ok...lol Yall can blame it on me. Ill just pull up my Big Girl Panties and take the heat. lol
yea that would suck
"what a trumpet" hahahaa good one lmao
rite then i knew i had a ho and half
yea not a lookalike theme i like faireytale and def. mardi gras
i maybe him for halloween tho for real
haha i love that comment about grow a goatee and throw on some avaitors and a hat tuck ya hair
pretty much got the look
'no way dude it takes so much more hehee
Its ok...lol Yall can blame it on me. Ill just pull up my Big Girl Panties and take the heat. lol
Thanks
josee pin said:http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Kid-Rock-Angry-at-Impersonator-for-Grop...
Agreed Beckxy...what theme nite did you go with???
I went wit Mardi Gras and for the record i chose my theme night before i read this article lol
Imagine how pissed Bob will be if he's gotta look at a couple hundred Bob's on the boat??? someone's getting punched out that nite! oh fuck i can't stop laughing at the thought of that???I think I just peed in my pants ....ahaahahahahaa
Beckxy said:~guess we are not gonna do A Kid Rock look alike for Theme night on the Boat? LMFAO~
I hope we don't... I thought that was gay, no offense to anyone who wanted to.. but nah ~ Kid Rock's all about keeping it real.. so if there is.. I'm just gonna dress up like myself..lmao
http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Kid-Rock-Angry-at-Impersonator-for-Groping-T...
Hey all...I hate to bring this topic up again....but I thought some of you may find it interesting??
So I'm at work in the staff rm and see some newspaper on the table, I started to read this paper called 24hrs it's a free local paper in Toronto...anyhow so I see an article about Kid Rocktitled Kid Rock slams photo's here is what it said
Kid Rock has taken issue with his Las Vegas impersonator after he was photgraphed groping reality tv star tila tequila and didn't make it clear he wasn't the real deal. As a result, websites and magazines like Rolling Stone were duped into printing the photos and mistakenly identified the man, lookalike Craig Kory, as Kid Rock. After up-setting the real rocker, Kory invited Kid Rock to check out his show in Sin city. The real Kid Rock tells Rolling Stone, " I wouldn't be caught dead with Tilal Tequilla , holding her f---ing BOOBS and taking a fucking picture. Kid rock says he now hates the fact there are bogus Kid Rocks...
I just wanted to say sorry for staring this topic...AND blame it ALL ON KID ROCKS ANGELshe is the one who started it...lol really sheeee is the instigater behind this topic....haha
I do feel kinda bad for him it must be tuff???
I guess we are not gonna do A Kid Rock look alike for Theme night on the Boat? LMFAO
Angie a.k.a.Rocknrollstroll said:Verify...sure looked like him ;) he's not working...he's out and about playin round... That chick would have gone down on him if he let her...yikes....what a trumpet lol he has more style and class than to let that happen with an audiance watching teeheKidRockAngel said:I deleted it till I can verify or not lol
ya guys in new guinee are the best ,yall rock i let my neighbor read and she peeed in her pants hhahh~aaa i luv it im a joker ya know the rest lmao really tho i pray as well that only a few read this fuk it i aint runnin for office
ya guys in new guinee are the best ,yall rock i let my neighbor read and she peeed in her pants hhahh~aaa i luv it im a joker ya know the rest lmao really tho i pray as well that only a few read this fuk it i aint runnin for office
ya guys in new guinee are the best ,yall rock i let my neighbor read and she peeed in her pants hhahh~aaa i luv it im a joker ya know the rest lmao really tho i pray as well that only a few read this fuk it i aint runnin for office
ya got me, it was me. I hacked into your account, drugged your coffee... the whole thing. I'm a long-haired, crazy, foul mouf daughter of a bitch (who likes dirtee girlz a little bit better) and I thought this place needed a conga line to blow rockstars and shit. so sue me. (although I just heard that a boat full of lawyers just sank...good luck finding one that will take this on...) If you need to find me, I'm the wicked witch flying on my broomstick...
The Hair Down There accessory kit, though, I can't take credit for (unfortunately!) that was all Angelique.
*smooches* bitches!
and that number again is 1 (800) JKL-TOYS
I would just like to say that i've been heavily medicated for the last few days and have no recall on any of these posts...I believe that while under this medication someone broke into my home and has stolen my Kid rock computer password! lol
I just awoke from what felt like a drunken slumber and decided to come here to find some sanity.Only to realize this extended sex crazed, ungodly topic., l feel violated from this person impersonating me and saying these crass things??All I can say is i take the 5th and last but not least what is that 1-800 number again?? ;)~ LOTFFPMS
A big wet Mauh to you ladies xox
KidRockAngel said:OMG I love you guys. And for the first time Im prayin the No one reads this but us. hahahahahahaha
Incense holder...lol If I got smoke pourin off my girly bits lol, It better be cause im way Hot. hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHA! I've been laughing over this thread for days... I started thinking about it on the subway yesterday coming home and started to giggle. people thought I was nuts. :-)
and I'm sure no one is reading this, just the four or five of us that have been posting here. Its totally private. no doubt. LOL
i just thought of a cool insense holder attachment hahahaaaa lol ya crazey i like it thc tho lol
jade said:Angelique, a men's line is a great idea... The Steel Dick comes in a men's version, shaped like a petite woman's fist and forearm, for those straight men who like their prostate to get a good bangin but are too shy to ask their lady friends for help. Our men folk can also order the Hair Down Their Male Accessory kit, complete with dreadlocks and a pussy pucker glory hole for our more mainstream man who just wants a regular ole quickie!Call now! Operators standing by!
OMG I love you guys. And for the first time Im prayin the No one reads this but us. hahahahahahaha
and you know what is more fuked than that and soooooooo funny A STEEL FIST was in my dream last night i woke up like wtf lmao ok did you know a women can have a wet dream lmao
but thats sick it wasnt the fist that did it lol it was just there
HELL YEA heeheehee
your the reason god made oklahoma cause uh im not even gonna tell that one here lol
i have had wierd dreamns for two nights now wtf
and wtf does mean anyways
Angelique, a men's line is a great idea... The Steel Dick comes in a men's version, shaped like a petite woman's fist and forearm, for those straight men who like their prostate to get a good bangin but are too shy to ask their lady friends for help. Our men folk can also order the Hair Down Their Male Accessory kit, complete with dreadlocks and a pussy pucker glory hole for our more mainstream man who just wants a regular ole quickie!
Call now! Operators standing by!
hell yes thats great will keep cuming up with great ideas ya know a tasteful mens line wouldnt be bad ass croxsin the line uhh lets dream for now hehehheehe omy gosh it is sooooo funny that a womens hyman grows back after 7 years so by next year
uhhhhh hehheheh spontanious yikes i must be lost lol from a mens point of view A REAL MAN NOT ONE THAT swings both ways but a married man line type for like his wife to be able to pick out for valentines and ya husband not look at ya like that aint goin near me lmao ROCK FUKIN HARD lol
Oh Jade what K.R. music plays with the omg I am the grand canyon ? Just curious If my friend will like it????
well, the standard model comes with Ya Keep On (History version, cause its got a better steel dick) of course. but get the fancy dancy new fangled version and it also has Classic Rock ("A hound on the hunt rippin hoes apart And I fuck so hard I make the pussy fart...") and WSCR (fuck um dry, fuck um bloody, we fuck um all! we fuck all comers! please, line up here...but your ass might be in debt. don't say we didn't warn ya!) . so you have your choice. they're working on one that has an iPod plug-in... should be out by xmas.
hahahhaaaa good one yol da lin da grand canyon
black bob special edition perrrrrrfect thats cums in steel humm better put it next to the firplace ya know for some heat angie i hope to hell ya on tha boat thaT is FUKIN GREAT yall got me rollin i love yall
Angie a.k.a.Rocknrollstroll said:How bout I feel like i've been rear ended by a flaming unicorn.I couldn't have found a more appropriate video for the topic...lol....or strap on dildo conga attachment lotffpmsFor all your party needs...GO to the KID ROCK community, we got it all here at the community and everything we thinK and do is all backed up with music and lyrics from Kid rock and the T.B.T.B.For example you never met a dildo like me is one of our best sellers...light weight and hollow inside orIf you are an complete party animal and need something a little ribbed to hit the sidewalls it ain't nothing but a cocky ring...should satisfy your needs.Next we have our deluxe super fantastic black bob special on sale this wk for a mere $15 dallors or dollars, black bob needs 50 amp fuse to run but you will literally fall outa bed once you turn him on he is a machine that all your friends are gonna ask what is that? when they step into your bedroom..hahaKidRockAngel said:Its a Party in your Ass! OMG IM FUCKIN DYING HERE> hahahahahahahaha
jade said:and don't ya forget the Keep On special, The Steel Dick, for those times you want a really extra-special drillin'! (comes in large, x-large, and Oh My God I'm The Grand Canyon! $24.95, shipping and fondling extra...)
LOL i think i am going to order the extra small for my tight ass boss for Christmas, at least it will be an improvement in size from what she is used to!
And the Oh my god I am the Grand Canyon for a very close friend of mine ;)hahahaha
Oh Jade what K.R. music plays with the omg I am the grand canyon ? Just curious If my friend will like it????
and don't ya forget the Keep On special, The Steel Dick, for those times you want a really extra-special drillin'! (comes in large, x-large, and Oh My God I'm The Grand Canyon! $24.95, shipping and fondling extra...)
How bout I feel like i've been rear ended by a flaming unicorn.I couldn't have found a more appropriate video for the topic...lol....or strap on dildo conga attachment lotffpms
For all your party needs...GO to the KID ROCK community, we got it all here at the community and everything we thinK and do is all backed up with music and lyrics from Kid rock and the T.B.T.B.
For example you never met a dildo like me is one of our best sellers...light weight and hollow inside or
If you are an complete party animal and need something a little ribbed to hit the sidewalls it ain't nothing but a cocky ring...should satisfy your needs.
Next we have our deluxe super fantastic black bob special on sale this wk for a mere $15 dallors or dollars, black bob needs 50 amp fuse to run but you will literally fall outa bed once you turn him on he is a machine that all your friends are gonna ask what is that? when they step into your bedroom..haha
KidRockAngel said:Its a Party in your Ass! OMG IM FUCKIN DYING HERE> hahahahahahahaha
Its a Party in your Ass! OMG IM FUCKIN DYING HERE> hahahahahahahaha
Strap on Conga line Dildo attachment
Hey! how come I didn't get this??? I've been sitting here peeling cucumbers, I want my conga dildo attachment! I must have got a defective kit... Imma going to order another one today!
skincare line esp for those luscious anus hairs down...
anal vaccuming system subsiquent destinktion kit
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Is this for when your pussy get sore and ya wanna move on over to other desitnations to give her a break? HAHAHAHA!
I wanna see how these attachments work... lets get some of those new folks up here so I can try it on them... come on! get over here and bend over!!
heehee oh my word thats tff i love that movie btw been years ya the best guy i ever met lol
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