Thanks to Bob Lefsetz.....sweet.
http://variety.com/2013/music/news/kid-rock-gives-the-t-shirt-off-his-back-to-cut-ticket-prices-1200479033/
Kid Rock Gives the T-Shirt Off His Back to Cut Ticket Prices
May 10, 2013 | 03:00PM PT
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Bob Lefsetz
@lefsetz
Where I grew up, there were no rich people. No bankers, no rightwing titans ranting the poor were lazy and the government was taking all their hard-earned money. Some dads worked for the electric company, others sold insurance or held blue-collar jobs.
lol good ones, ya guys :D
lol good ones, ya guys :D
Okay you guys this time I
Okay you guys this time I didn't bring up the carrot/carrots, Diana did-lol
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There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in along time, so they decided to dress up and go out.
This old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the sting.
When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"
"I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!"
The man agreed and went into his room. So, he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.
The woman said "You're going out like that?"
"Yes," said the old man. If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dictator."
Oh my God! You all are too
Oh my God! You all are too funny! Nice way to start my day. I REALLY am trying to come up with a clean joke, but so far nothing?! My mind spends too much time in the gutter! LOL, Oh wait........what is invisible and smells like carrots?? Bunny farts! OK, not Halloween, but it was my son's favorite joke when he was little.
@Margo that was a good one
@Margo that was a good one-lol
What do you get when you
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet!
Here's one I thought was
Here's one I thought was pretty funny:
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!
lol 420 & OTB thanks for the
lol 420 & OTB thanks for the laugh:)
Bringing back an old thread
Bringing back an old thread cause it's that time of year almost again and I need jokes to laugh and have some fun-go to photo's and see my Halloween Boo-Bees-LOL
please add some jokes so we can all laugh!!!!
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!