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    j jc says (10 Mar '12)

    i heard this on the playground around the 3rd grade.

    this man and his wife went to the doctor as she hadn't been feeling well.after examining her he comes out with a big smile on his face to annouce the couple were expecting a baby. (now this long before Ultrasounds) the next doctor visit came and he announce they were going to have twins.  BUT i have good news and i have bad news.  the good, one is going to be a doctor.  the bad the other is going to be a rock and roll singer.  (stupid doc, if he only knew the money the rock n roller would make).the couple was distressed.  A  ROCK N ROLL SINGER, OI VAY. SO  they did what no parent should they planned the demise of the singer.  at the next visit.  the doctor was distressed, i only hear one heart beat. WAIT SOMETHING ELSE. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, YOU  GOT MY BROTHER BUT YOU DIDN'T GET ME and so the moral to this story, i have no idea i was in the 3rd grad.

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on Sat, 03/10/2012 - 4:40pm

i heard this on the playground around the 3rd grade.

this man and his wife went to the doctor as she hadn't been feeling well.after examining her he comes out with a big smile on his face to annouce the couple were expecting a baby. (now this long before Ultrasounds) the next doctor visit came and he announce they were going to have twins.  BUT i have good news and i have bad news.  the good, one is going to be a doctor.  the bad the other is going to be a rock and roll singer.  (stupid doc, if he only knew the money the rock n roller would make).the couple was distressed.  A  ROCK N ROLL SINGER, OI VAY. SO  they did what no parent should they planned the demise of the singer.  at the next visit.  the doctor was distressed, i only hear one heart beat. WAIT SOMETHING ELSE. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, YOU  GOT MY BROTHER BUT YOU DIDN'T GET ME and so the moral to this story, i have no idea i was in the 3rd grad.

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