Sarcasm from one of my buddies lol Its a joke peeps

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    Sarcasm from one of my buddies lol Its a joke peeps
    KidRockAngel says (18 Feb '11)
    Class Action Lawsuit!
    « Thread Started on Feb 10, 2011, 2:23pm »    		 [Quote]
    Ok Mr. Kid Rock (if that's your REAL name) get a haircut and buy a new suit!

    I had tickets to last nights SNOW SHOW in Little Rock , ARK. I was on my way and got stuck in a snow drift.

    I know I shouldn't drink and drive and take bong hits at the same time but WTF, we were only going 10 MPH!

    Anyway, these 3 nice guys came along and offered to help me and before I knew what happened we were on the way to there pad in the woods. BAD IDEA! Ever seen Deliverance? It wasn't exactly The Hillbillie Stomp" if ya know what I mean bro :o

    By the time they got done with me it was more like "You never Met A Cocksucker Quite Like Me" :(

    Now my butt hurts and I missed the show! :-*

    So, either give me my fucking money and butt back or I will sue you. You like that fancy house? Too bad! I will own everyone of your fucking cars, too. And that god damn boat you sing about as well! You like that house in the BOO? I will own that too!

    I'm serious! I don't care if I have to "get in line"! I will.

    I would say more but my lawyer, Mr. Jack Meoff told me to keep quiet and rest my fucking ass.

    See you in COURT Mr. Rock! (I still wonder if that's your name?)

    Sincerely,

    BUTT FUCKED IN ARK :'(
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Submitted by kidrockangel
on Fri, 02/18/2011 - 7:43pm
Class Action Lawsuit!
« Thread Started on Feb 10, 2011, 2:23pm »		 [Quote]
Ok Mr. Kid Rock (if that's your REAL name) get a haircut and buy a new suit!

I had tickets to last nights SNOW SHOW in Little Rock , ARK. I was on my way and got stuck in a snow drift.

I know I shouldn't drink and drive and take bong hits at the same time but WTF, we were only going 10 MPH!

Anyway, these 3 nice guys came along and offered to help me and before I knew what happened we were on the way to there pad in the woods. BAD IDEA! Ever seen Deliverance? It wasn't exactly The Hillbillie Stomp" if ya know what I mean bro :o

By the time they got done with me it was more like "You never Met A Cocksucker Quite Like Me" :(

Now my butt hurts and I missed the show! :-*

So, either give me my fucking money and butt back or I will sue you. You like that fancy house? Too bad! I will own everyone of your fucking cars, too. And that god damn boat you sing about as well! You like that house in the BOO? I will own that too!

I'm serious! I don't care if I have to "get in line"! I will.

I would say more but my lawyer, Mr. Jack Meoff told me to keep quiet and rest my fucking ass.

See you in COURT Mr. Rock! (I still wonder if that's your name?)

Sincerely,

BUTT FUCKED IN ARK :'(
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Fri, 02/18/2011 - 10:24pm — samroberts01

haha

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Fri, 02/18/2011 - 10:19pm — myirisheyesares...

laughing thx i needed that!

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Fri, 02/18/2011 - 8:33pm — Trish_35

ya that was good

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Fri, 02/18/2011 - 8:12pm — Chris S.

lol. nice one.

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Fri, 02/18/2011 - 7:47pm — KRSVal

Just what I needed tonight!!