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Rinnnnnnnnnnnnng Rinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng RinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngThat Guy says (21 Feb '10)It's like my ears were ringing, as some were singing for my comeback
Someone wants to replace me, haha, you better take a step back
Some say I'm crazy and wild, others say I'm just two faced
But cmon girls,you should know by now, I cannot be replaced
I been busy for a minute, but my presence it can be felt
Kev, Kevin, KevRock, He who can make the girls melt
Now Norm is my homeboy, he has 9 lives like a Kat
I have 9 cats like a kennel, they all know where its at
I have heard out of sight, out of mind, sometimes that makes me think
but just take a pill, hit the spliff, or go mix yourself up a drink
Cause I aint gone nowhere, and to some that news is sad
awww whats wrong cunts, dikes, and chubs, did I simply make u mad
Its been a rough couple of weeks, I was really feeling down
till I came back to the site, and saw that a certain someone aint around
I win I win, pop champagne, I don't lose, or i Dont know it, hell, Don't know it
Think u got the upper hand, I will loswer my zipper and let u blow it10Filed Under: Community Blog Archive
It's like my ears were ringing, as some were singing for my comeback
Someone wants to replace me, haha, you better take a step back
Some say I'm crazy and wild, others say I'm just two faced
But cmon girls,you should know by now, I cannot be replaced
I been busy for a minute, but my presence it can be felt
Kev, Kevin, KevRock, He who can make the girls melt
Now Norm is my homeboy, he has 9 lives like a Kat
I have 9 cats like a kennel, they all know where its at
I have heard out of sight, out of mind, sometimes that makes me think
but just take a pill, hit the spliff, or go mix yourself up a drink
Cause I aint gone nowhere, and to some that news is sad
awww whats wrong cunts, dikes, and chubs, did I simply make u mad
Its been a rough couple of weeks, I was really feeling down
till I came back to the site, and saw that a certain someone aint around
I win I win, pop champagne, I don't lose, or i Dont know it, hell, Don't know it
Think u got the upper hand, I will loswer my zipper and let u blow it
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I don't know about the best thread ever...I remember when ALL the posting was this good.
ZigZag:
(Wished I knew, your real first name...but, that's NONE of my business, 'til you decide, to let it become so. Somehow, it seems like we already "know" each other??? From Dimesworld, perhaps?)
At first, your "quirky-ness" captivated me & caught my attention...However, your words tonight, have laid out, some pretty heavy stuff.
And, it's made us all realize, how deep a person you really are. While we have had our fun, in this blog...I'm going to follow suit, of the other gals tonight & respect that you're not in a light-hearted mood.
The silly stuff, I was going to post, seems extremely frivolous right now...Especially, when you're missing Kev so much, that it hurts your very inner-being.
You mentioned, it might be a while, before you come back...??? If you decide to go, to get "regrouped or refreshed", please, don't stay away, too long!!! =(
We understand your need to retreat from the "World"...but, please also understand, that there are some people here, that are capable of, truly caring about others!
I'm realizing that, all over again...and wondering, what took me so long, to look this place & some of it's people back up!
Hugs to you!
Gina
I have'nt seen THIS much excitement...since Granny, got her tit, caught in the wringer!!!
Thank you to all, for your kind compliments!
You freaks & friends & ladies-n-gents!
My spittin' the rhymes, is actually more so, like droolin'
Like dancing or singing, when drunk...who am I foolin?
Words drip out my mouth, and hang just like Loogies
Fallin' on my blouse, from my nose, like some Boogies!
So off must I run, to get some Kleenex...
When I get back...WE'LL TALK ABOUT SEX!!!
Working really hard to put my city on the map?
Working really hard when I put your girl on her back
Smack Smack to the ass, then I pinch on her nipple
Doesn't matter if she fat, skinny, black white or cripple
Lot of talk about the futon, but its gone, just a cot
Fuck knots, cum spots, make my jeans look polka dot
I aint one to get over on a nasty bitch
Cuz nowadays I wanna get nasty on a classy bitch
The easier it is, the less the compression
I can jack off on your tits, and end your depression
Been around the way, been around your blocks
Bitches on my cock, cum stains on their socks
and a coat on their throat, makes the cough go away
Dress like a thug, no mistaking me for another gay
The older I get, I must admit my game has got a bit lazy
Zig Zag spread your legs, turn your pussy into gravy
Lick Lick, Stick Stick, come get this dick dick
When I tongue the clit clit, I watch the pussy spit spit
Im a foul ass bastard, Like to bang em out anal
Aint buying you breakfast, might throw you a moldy bagel
Mizz Zig-To-The-Zag, you have QUITE, the adorable on-screen personality! I get a big kick outta of you...JUST don't kick me, in my Hoo Haa! NOt only, would it hurt me...but...your foot might get lost in there, and that would NOT be a lovely thing!!! =)
Tangie, don't fret, my pet! Your "Frosted Flakes" buddy is here! Maybe, it's the beer talking, but you're the Ying, to my Yang...although I'm kinda on the "Yingy-side" too...so, scratch that!! We're both up "SH!t Creek!"
Hey, at least we'll have fun, no matter what! (Even in our Chikkin-Wire Canoe!)
Kev, most definately, thank you for this Blog! We've kinda amused ourselves, in your understandiblbbye so abbasance!
BTW...this meesage was pre-recorded....All's I had to do, was hit "Paste":
ZZZZaaaa-rip-re-rip-re-RIP
A-RIIIINNNNG RING!!
ZZZZaaaa-rip-re-rip-re-RIP
A-RIIIINNNGG RING!!!
(Spoken)
ZigZag: "Ees Meester Hoo Haa home?"
Hoo Haa Tamer: "Yeah, Baby, he's home. But Baby, he's alseep!!"
ZigZag: "Well, can I geet heem uuuuUUUP???"
Hoo Haa Tamer: "Let's see...oh yeah Baby, he's gettin' up, he's gettin' up!"
A-RIIIINNNNNG RING!!!
He saw...
Your 'Lil Miss HOO HAA
When your skirt-flew-up-on-the-See-Saw
Made ya yell...
YEE HAW!
When you rode-him-hard-'til-you-were-both-Raw
I'd "F" him too...can ya blame her? Cuz he's the Wild Hoo Haa Tamer!
He's too hooked on her Essence. The rest of us, only are peasants.
(Girls say: *sigh!*)
A-RIIIINNNGG-RING!
Another man,
tried to phone her,
He tried so hard,
to just to own her.
Ended up trying to
CLONE HER
But, he wasted his BONER!
(Girls laugh: Ha hah!)
Editors note: Can you tell the beer is starting to kick in about now?
It's getting lamer, by the key-stroke!
She's too hot to resist her! Guys that wish she had a sister!
Girls all hope, she'll at least share him...Then we'll be part of his Harem!
A-RIIINNGGGG-RING!
A-Wah-RR-R-RRR-Raa
A-RIIINNNGGG-RING!
Token'-N-smokin'
Deep-Throatin'
Til she be gaggin'-n-ch
Ya'll are silly & making me laugh! It's fun to see people cut up & write hilarious stuff!! Thanks!
Honey...I'm home!! LOL
Hope ya get the car fixed soon Kevin. I've leased one time and will neva do that again!! Lost too much cash..lesson learned 4 real!
well said kev you cant be replaced homeboy