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Uncle Kracker - Flint, MI Machine Shop Oct 11, 2013
So Tammy started a thread of "What's Your Fave Quote"----this thread is---"What did Your Parents Say To You Back in the Day-----That You Probably Use on Your Own Kids Now?"
:-)
Let's Hear It :-)
So Tammy started a thread of "What's Your Fave Quote"----this thread is---"What did Your Parents Say To You Back in the Day-----That You Probably Use on Your Own Kids Now?"
:-)
Let's Hear It :-)
Tammy, I forgot that one, I don't know how, I must have heard it at least once a week.
Hi D. Miss u.
Can't believe this one almost slipped by w/o a mention
"as long as you live under my roof.........you'll follow my rules, you'll do as your told,"
Good to hear from you D--May all your days be bright..
and no ...i never said it to my kids, but i did tell them the story ... ;)
as for what my mom said ..."You make me so MAD I COULD JUST S-C-R-E-A-M ! ! ! "
My mistake ... i said, "ok,...so go ahead, if it will make you feel better!" ...
Damn, that back-hand stung !!! ;)
And You are the Rock!!! so, I think when all y'all go on your Cruise, Some-body might just want to plant a 'bug' in Bobby's ear to have some fun with you 1X2Xeven3x-ers and do some DAMN SING-A- LONGS!!!! Like, can't you submit something on Sixthman and ask for some DUETS with The MAN! ????? I don't know how it 'works' but maybe he could even watch y'all do Karaoke duets to his music or something???? I just want your SMILES BACK cause even-though me and God are taking care of some BUSINESS right now, I still come and read .... Maybe we're all going through The winter Blues???? or withdrawals???? any way, no-one is ALONE!!!! BABY!!!! Chin-up, face the SUN ! and Get READY TO ROCK THAT BI**H UP AND DOWN THE COAST!!!! FOR REAL!!!! (ps.Jesus loves all y'all!!!)
~Ain't a damn one of us that is "right"
My Parents KNEW that when They threatened "Just wait until you have kids of your own" that shit would never happen. Ever----
They gave up all hope---i am about to be 42---divorced and all that ~blah---lol----
~With a fragile mental status and an I.Q. of 39-----in the middle of ~breakdown :-(
~----a flight-bound singer---not giving a fuck ~"
Close that new mon ya hole lol
U letting the bought air out.
And the bugs in
Oh and I can't wait til you have children
10 times fold. They were right lol
Because I said no , I'm the parent
You guys crack me up :)) "that ain't right" "BLAHHHHHHH"
21--24---that's more like it :-)
JB~Ain't a damn one of us--that is `right---lol :-) i Cannot Wait to meet You in Person :-)
~And---i am mad as fuck----where the hell are all the Michigan Souls rooting for the Lions?? i even complained to Bob--on His profile--lmao----He's --probably--like--Damn----"Get rid of Mf-er's like her--lol :-)"
Worse yet ---"Hog Jaw' ---apparently---the teeth are still attached-----i am like---y'all better make a picture of that shit when y'all carry me to the store----cause---that ain't coming home---unless we visit the dentist first------lol------the Alabama and Georgia people don't exactly know what the hell to say to me :-))
Margo---how i wish i'd have known You back then---lol :-)
You wouldn't like Pea soup now-----
BLAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Cow tongue, that has got to be the grossest...I see that in the grocery store I'm thinking who the fuck eats that? My Mom made me try liver & onions, gross! Rabbit, they told me it was chicken, that ain't right!! Oh btw I love my Mom's spilt pea soup, yum!!
Yep, tongue has to be worse, right up there with pigs feet!!!
VAL!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD---WE HAVE THE SAME PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!! My Parents always bought a "sde of beef" when i was a kid-----one night-----the meat was cow tongue------i was like---i don't care what punishment i have to endure----i am NOT eating that!!!!!!!!
And i swear to God----You'd think my Dad was from the DEEP South---picking His Banjo on the front porch in bib-overalls-----and my Parents are Yoopers!!!!!!! Sounding friggin' Canadian----Yoopers :-)
i wouldn't trade Them for all the money in the world :-)
~Don't Sass Me Back---lol :-)
How about:
Wipe that smirk off your face
or Don't sass me young lady
Oh, sorry--those came from the teachers, not my parents!
One time my Mom tried to serve us Cow Tongue--you think liver is bad?
But seriously..my parents were always good about telling us that they loved us, and also hugging us..which we do with our kids also. I'm pretty fun and do spoil them at times, but I do want them to know how to work hard and appreciate what they have, so it is a balancing act.
And i need glasses BIGTIME these days---lol :-)
EWWWWWWW---Liver!!!!!!!!! i really got in trouble for telling my Mom and Dad that "the starving kids in China can REALLY have this---lol"
We ALL had the same Parents---lol----anyone ever hear, "Just who do You think You are?"
i LOVE You Guys :-)
And, my all time favorite: Because I said so.
@Just and 420, my mom tried to trick me into eating it, she just told me it was a new kind of meat, (guess I was a gullible little kid) knew in my heart of hearts that it was liver, but I took a taste and proceeded to puke it up a few minutes later, which ruined dinner obviously for everyone.
420, I think our parents must have known each other. I have heard all of those except the go blind one. What did they mean by that? Hahaaha!! My Mom always told me to look nice 'cause you never know, Mr. right could be right around the corner.
I have told my kids more than once to: knock it off or I will turn this car around!
Ms B, Hate split pea soup too! Can't stand the smell of it cooking in the house! They made it at least twice a year. Were any of you forced to eat liver?? That was like a mommy dearest moment in our house!
Dusty, my dad used to say that.
When i was your age: i would walk to school in three foot of snow, barefoot, no jacket, and it was uphill both ways.
"When I was your age........................."
I find myself saying that one to my teenagers! I'm so glad I grew up in the 80's! :)
I remember those LK, Here a few more
Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you get into a accident.
Were you born in a pig pen.
If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me.
This is going to hurt me more than it is you.
lol 420 (about glasses)
I was trying to recall some things that they would say and just couldn't remember but, yes, 420, I do remember my mother saying "Stop crying or I will give you something to cry about." and . . .
"You get more bees with honey than you do vinegar."
"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."
"No one promised you a rose garden."
Anybody remember these:
I brought you into this world and i can take you out !!
Stop crying or i will give you something to cry about.
(and my favorite)
If you keep doing that you will go blind ( did i mention i need glasses)
how about the always needed "I Love You"
and at times followed by the "Now clean your room" "Get the dishes done" "Finish your homework" etc. etc. etc.
Triple L Blessings
oh but what about:
Close the door were you born in a barn?
If Joe jumped off a cliff would you?
Well your not everybody..
Got kinda of a cool Mom story, I used to hide my peas, hated them, I would hide them in napkins, under plate, throw them down the register. My Ma always knew I was the culprit. She would make me come back and eat cold old peas. She gave up and started cooking them and adding rice, no way you can hide rice and peas. Sometimes a pea would sneak into the rice and I kinda liked it, now I love peas, that is how I introduced peas to my kids, and they love them plus they love broccoli, and beets, and pretty much all veggies. Not a bad deal, Thanks Mom.
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