'Ode To Kid Rock' by Robyn

I was Born Free on a Midnight Train to Memphis, while traveling down the Lonely Road of Faith. I grew up an Early Morning Stoned Pimp with an American Badass attitude. All Summer Long my days were Dark and Grey which caused me to have a Fist of Rage. Woke up Drunk in the Morning went around Wasting Time acting like a Low Life. I have to many Pictures of girls that are So Hott and God Only Knows Why but I like them best with nothing on but Blue Jeans and a Rosary. One day while I was Yo-Da-Lin in the Valley, acting Cocky, she said "Somebody's Gotta Feel This." So I said " Lay it on Me." Now that I'm Forty, I still like to Roll On acting like the same ole Cowboy. God Bless Saturday, girls that are Half Your Age. You will never again meet another Mother F'er Quite Like Me, because I am the Bullgod, I've always Got One For Ya, And to that I say "Amen.

Robyn Sideris