I got one fer ya-- I woke up from a dream a Devil without a cause had a dream of a black chick ,white guy in the background i heard the Party Ode.Today im feeling like a Gangster from the Oldschool.
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OBAMAredneckmama69 says (10 Aug '10)Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Obama, "What would you
like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles. "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"2Filed Under: Community Blog Archive
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Obama, "What would you
like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles. "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"
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Best I have heard yet! Thanks for the laugh! Kimberly
LMAO!!!!!! thats funny :-)