Should have stayed in bed

Red lights, ass wipes
Fat people walking around
With clothes too tight
ATM fees that just aint right
Rents too high, I don’t know why
Everywhere I go they buy and buy

I said Goddamn
I should of stayed in bed
Something wrong with my head
I should of stayed in bed

Scratch off winners
Mini thinners
Too many choices TV dinners
Fake laughing, traffic
Ex wife’s spastic
Head case spinning,
Go home to your basket

I said Goddamn
I shoulda stayed in bed
Something wrong with my head
I shoulda stayed in bed

Over worked, go a boss that’s a jerk
Everywhere I go, there’s twerps

“Slick Willy”

He’s a real smooth man
With a South beach tan
Yellow white hair
With a jet black stare
Tricks up his sleeve
That you wouldn’t believe
Makes all the girls
Weak in the knees
He’s slick Willy
Slick, slick Willy

Holds his cards
A little closer than most
Won a lot of pots
But you won’t hear him boast
Master of his craft
And a quick slight of hand
Disaster if you ever
Under estimate him
He’s slick Willy
Slick, slick Willy

Slick Willy
Slick, slick Willy
Make you say damn
Make you say really
Out there on the scene
He’s just chillin’
Slick Willy
Slick, slick Willy

He’ll get your girl
He