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    KidRockAngel says (20 Jan '11)

    Just to show all us Bored Housewifes that you are reading and you love us......

     

    Please post new pics of your happy trail Belly for Merediths Eye Candy pics.

     

    Thanks  Love Angel

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Submitted by kidrockangel
on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 2:58pm

Just to show all us Bored Housewifes that you are reading and you love us......

 

Please post new pics of your happy trail Belly for Merediths Eye Candy pics.

 

Thanks  Love Angel

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Express The Kid Rock In You!
ndm's picture

Sat, 01/22/2011 - 2:56am — ndm

oh dear, kidrockangel and jade, what are ya'll gonna come up with next LMAO..

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:18pm — jade-FXD

here's another good example, from "Classic Rock" on EMSP... even if you don't know the original lyrics, this is obviously wrong--and in reality, its only vaguely close to the correct lyrics:

An' when I trop my drawers and shove up my dick
Huh, you know thats true
I got a pocket full of pills and a bottle of brew
Got a hole Nig Sue in one dang pants
Fucked em both at the same time
Playin shows, fuckin hoes

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:16pm — jade-FXD

Thanks for the support, KRLO! I'm glad to know someone gets my humor! :-)

I think the lyric sites are done mostly by a software program. But they are really off... especially anything with a lot of slang, it just doesn't do it correctly. but I kinda expect that on the generic lyric sites. but here? or any official site? I think it should be correct!

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 4:05pm — KRLO

So does some computer, or robot figure the lyrics out, gee that makes sense. Hours torn later, stupider than jupiter, (sorry know that is juvenile but my 18 year old brought that line up from her childhood) If you get kicked off site I'll stop visiting posting. You're funny and funny is always good.

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:41pm — jade-FXD

Its the lyrics on this site, they were just pulled off of one of those auto lyrics site and they are really wrong. We (well, me) just think as the official site, the lyrics should be right here.

And the one I've fixated on, like Angel mentions, is from Lay It On Me... I think the full line is "I'm making pancakes baby if you crack the eggs, you'll feel the Irish tornado if you spread your legs" but they have it as hours torn later. and it drives. me. crazy.

so I keep bitchin' and moanin' about it. I'll probably get my ass banned from the site, but I just can't shut up about it!

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:31pm — KRLO

Geez I'm horrible at lyrics, I even figured one out.

kidrockangel's picture

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:09pm — kidrockangel

Instead of "Feel The Irish Tornado between your legs" Its says Hours Torn later hahahahaha

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 2:34pm — Bell_2

??? I read it three times and I still don't get it. I think this joke must just be over my head ;-) LOL

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 7:45am — jade-FXD

Damned straight Imma get those lyrics changed, or I'll have to create my own site and post the correct ones. at this point, I'm completely obsessed. The damned Hours are Torn Later!!!!! lol (cause frankly, I'm with you, KRLO, I can never get lyrics straight so I look them up a lot. and if they're wrong here, then they're kinda meaningless)

NDM, glad to amuse. I love a good (raunchy) joke!

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Thu, 01/20/2011 - 5:10pm — KRLO

Both of you crack me up, good break to a snowy day. Jade you will get these lyrics changed by hook or by crook. I personally will appreciate it because I am horrible at lyrics, my kids play a song and then ask me to tell them the lyrics, and my lyrics are always so wrong, then they roll on the floor, laugh and pee their pants.

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Thu, 01/20/2011 - 4:59pm — kidrockangel

Unless dude taste like Chocolate, Im not going there lol

ndm's picture

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 4:45pm — ndm

jade,,,omg u crack me up lol...

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Thu, 01/20/2011 - 4:39pm — jade-FXD

gawd, don't get me on a licking rant again... christ, WE want to get licked. guys like to get sucked. why is that so complicated for the KR community? lololol

(and I wasn't trying to imply you were anything but a good girl. You know I was directing my comments to the horny hoards... er... stans... er... fans.)

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Thu, 01/20/2011 - 4:33pm — kidrockangel

;)))))))) I just wanna see his fuckin happy trail..... licking his happy trail would require Dinner and A movie,. I am a Good Catholic Girl after all.

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Thu, 01/20/2011 - 4:29pm — jade-FXD

do I even have to bother with the jokes here? (ie. let the licking parade begin, conga line yada yada, he's too skinny, he's too fat, he's so fine, he needs a wife, he needs a friend, how can I meet him, I'm his soul mate, he's my god, omgwtfbbq, etc) or should I just let it go for once? eh. I'll let it go. sorta.

:-)

Hi Bob~ did you know the hours were hours were torn later? just curious...