On Christmas day, it seems I blew the engine on my car. I will be unloading my Kid Rock collectibles, Paradime Collectibles, and TBT Collectibles. My Car is going to cost me 3 Grand to repair, and I need all the funds I can to make sure I have a vehicle. So, in the upcoming days, be ready to bid, donate, and help a cause much greater then u may think. I am also organizing a benefit show...
Happy Trails
“There’s a Ho down”
She’s flopping on the floor
Fucking wet spots galore
Saturating carpets
Saying baby give me more
I’m not keeping score
Not a 100 percent sure
But I think there’s a Ho down
I said hold on now
There’s a Ho down, there’s a Ho down
There’s a Ho down
Hold on now
There’s a Ho down
Head on a swivel
She likes it ground level
Dirty, dirty little Devil
She’s done it with several
She likes them big
And she likes them little
Don’t look now
But there’s a Ho down
Invasion of territory
Wrong girl’s block
Gotta little gory
And she done got co cocked
Face down on the side walk
Out cold and
We were at the Tigers game tonight as the no hitter was happening, I never mentioned it, neither did my son or husband, we know better, but someone didn't cuz Anibal Sanchez pitched an unbelievable game tonight, and was robbed of the no hitter with 2 outs to go in the top of the ninth, by no less than Joe Mauer. UGH, but brilliant pitching by Sanchez. FYI for the baseball newbies, NEVER MENTION NO HITTER WHILE A NO HITTER IS HAPPENING!!! I don't buy into jinxes but I buy into this one.
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Uncle Kracker - Flint, MI Machine Shop Oct 11, 2013
Should have stayed in bed
Red lights, ass wipes
Fat people walking around
With clothes too tight
ATM fees that just aint right
Rents too high, I don’t know why
Everywhere I go they buy and buy
I said Goddamn
I should of stayed in bed
Something wrong with my head
I should of stayed in bed
Scratch off winners
Mini thinners
Too many choices TV dinners
Fake laughing, traffic
Ex wife’s spastic
Head case spinning,
Go home to your basket
I said Goddamn
I shoulda stayed in bed
Something wrong with my head
I shoulda stayed in bed
Over worked, go a boss that’s a jerk
Everywhere I go, there’s twerps
OLE went to an eye doctor to have his eyes checked for glasses. The Doctor directed him to
read varoius letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. OLE was so mixed up on which
eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, covered
the appropriate eyes and asked Ole to read the letters. As he did so , he noticed that norweigan
had Tears streaming down his face. " LOOK " said the doctor "theres NO NEED to get all
EMOTIONAL about getting glasses " " I KNOW " agreed OLE, " BUT I kind of had my heart set on
wire frames "........OH AH...have a nice day AHE...
OLE went to an eye doctor to have his eyes checked for glasses. The Doctor directed him to
read varoius letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. OLE was so mixed up on which
eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see through, covered
the appropriate eyes and asked Ole to read the letters. As he did so , he noticed that norweigan
had Tears streaming down his face. " LOOK " said the doctor "theres NO NEED to get all
EMOTIONAL about getting glasses " " I KNOW " agreed OLE, " BUT I kind of had my heart set on
wire frames "........OH AH...have a nice day AHE...
