The New York Times weighs in on the Billboard awards:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/23/fashion/music-awards-worthy-of-a-tony.html?_r=0

Music Awards Worthy of a Tony

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By STUART EMMRICH
Published: May 21, 2013

The Billboard Music Awards don’t have the following of the Grammys or even the American Music Awards, but as Sunday night’s show demonstrated, they certainly hold their own in terms of drama.

“There’s a Ho down”

She’s flopping on the floor
Fucking wet spots galore
Saturating carpets
Saying baby give me more
I’m not keeping score
Not a 100 percent sure
But I think there’s a Ho down

I said hold on now
There’s a Ho down, there’s a Ho down
There’s a Ho down
Hold on now
There’s a Ho down

Head on a swivel
She likes it ground level
Dirty, dirty little Devil
She’s done it with several
She likes them big
And she likes them little
Don’t look now
But there’s a Ho down

Invasion of territory
Wrong girl’s block
Gotta little gory
And she done got co cocked
Face down on the side walk
Out cold and