Hush, hush Little Man

Love it and I can only say one good thing about these taxes, or most. I add up all those bitches and give the receipts to my CPA because for many years now you can claim any taxes you paid on anything. Clothes, groceries, or anything they charge you local taxes on and I freaken take full advantage of it. Most people don't know that you can do that. I add up shopping trips, Christmas purchases, you name it. Medical expenses, work related and marketing expenses, restaurants, what ever. The only bad thing is that there is a limit. Then I deduct charity and you can donate so much without a special tax form. I push the limit on that. I take as much out on 401k to lower my income so that I'm not taxed as much on my income, I get flexible spending accounts and hsa accounts, annuities. Anything I can to defer taxes so that will be less I have to pay and sometimes even more I get back. If they can work us, I say lets make them work for it and lets work them. You just have to know how. My job matches 6% on 6% and vesting from day of hire so I throw as much in there as I can, even more than 6 to lower my income. The more I put in the better my checks actually are because they take out less in taxes so I find the point where it works best to my advantage I also claim any medical expenses.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!

GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!!

This is my hands down favorite and your best.
'Makes you wonder
Why don't you succomb
To the beat down and smack down
And blows that get thrown
To that pressure held under that thumb'.....

The answer is cus I'm a bigger man
Stronger than any of the shit you throw and I can
Overcome the obstacles and fight till the end
No socialist shit gonna make me bend
Cus this is the USA, and maybe you forgot
All the freedom and rights that my brothers bought
With their blood and their lives so that there would be
Something called a Democracy (it's really a Republic, but go with me)
So you keep shovin and soon you will find
There's nobody left to dole out a dime
You killed us all off with indifference and shame
With no one but Mother Gov to blame.
(and that shit's ill)

This is great!!!