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    rock1001 says (09 Apr '12)

    The name on my birth certificate is Rock, so thanks to you (and an internal desire), I've done my best to be a flat out slut and party my dick off(fortunately unsuccessfully). I'm as musically inclined as Helen Keller, but I love it like it is my job. I work as hard as I play and I could use a break from the 9-5. Lowlife would look amazing on my resume.

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on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 5:11am

The name on my birth certificate is Rock, so thanks to you (and an internal desire), I've done my best to be a flat out slut and party my dick off(fortunately unsuccessfully). I'm as musically inclined as Helen Keller, but I love it like it is my job. I work as hard as I play and I could use a break from the 9-5. Lowlife would look amazing on my resume.

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Tue, 04/10/2012 - 11:21am — rocksavedmysoul

tff...love you all...you make me smile....and damn it's good to be us? ;)

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Tue, 04/10/2012 - 6:10am — D4evr

Thanks ~ LOL :))) HILARIOUS !!!! :))))) GOOD TIMES w/ Good Friends ....

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Tue, 04/10/2012 - 12:32am — rock1001

I do give a mean foot rub to the fortunate few, and as far as bartending, picture Tom Cruise ala cocktails (only a lot more broken glass), taste tester at a brewery.....heaven

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Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:23pm — Beckxy

Thinking of that movie 'Strange Brew' where them two guys got a job at a brewery which also had a hockey ring for looney's.. crazy movie lol.. but anyway.. Taste tester at the Bad Ass brewery would work for you ; )

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Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:43pm — KRSVal

lol rock!
-No on the masseuse, not even foot massages? Mani/pedi's? (I know that is asking a lot)
-Grocery shopper heavy on liquids--you'll fit right in--top shelf only, please
-Personal trainer and spiritual guru? Quite a bargain..are you an Energy Doctor, also? I don't live in LA, but I might want to try one :) PS Mass is at 8:30 on weekdays and 11 am on Sundays. Khakis and a polo are fine.
-I forgot to add Bartender....can you pour a mean cabernet? Balloon glass please.

I'm sorry I cannot add 'fringe benefits' at this time..I'm involved in an exclusive contract at the moment ;)

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Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:25am — Margo C

lol Rock1001 & Val this post is too funny! made me chuckle :D

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Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:17am — bluesuedeshoe

Hmmmmm, need to see a pic. LOL@Val.

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Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:05am — rock1001

Hmmmm...
masseuse.....no
chauffeur....i'm good at golf carts, cant seem to keep my driver's license valid though
cleaning....doable
gardener...i can pick weeds
tutor for children....anything but algebra (or driving lessons)
cook......i love waffle house
car detailer....done it
dog/cat groomer...they're meant to be dirty
grocery shopper....fun, but i tend to go heavy on the liquids
personal trainer.......and spiritual guru
handyman....I am not
keep me posted !

Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:24am — chop shop

Val you are to funny! Love it!

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Mon, 04/09/2012 - 8:16am — KRSVal

rock 1001,
I have openings for the following positions:
-Masseuse
-Chauffeur
-Cleaning Lady/man
-Gardener
-Tutor for children
-Cook (chef preferred)
-Car detailer
-Dog/cat groomer
-Grocery shopper
-Personal trainer
-Handyman

:) couldn't resist--love the post :)