Hi all, my name is Bucket.
I am 3'9 tall, and wish to audition for the role sadly vacated by Joe C.
I have waited for enough time to pass so this request does not seem inconsiderate or mean-spirited, because we all know Joe C. is totally irreplaceable.
So I think Kid Rock should replace Joe C. with me because I can add so much to the show and entourage. I do not rap, have musical ability and am generally an unpleasant person, however middle aged women like me, and I like beer a lot.
My salary requirements are quite low, but I would need a personal assistant, and would definitely need medical cover (I have certain conditions that I'd rather keep personal, however am now 100% STD free).
Now, in the spirit of honesty, as with all relationships i like to start out with everything in the open I would like to tender the fact that I do not like Kid Rock, his music or the United States of America.
I assume my application will be sent directly to Mr. Rock, I eagerly await a response and am ready to work immediately. Feel free to ask any questions, I am quite knowledgeable on on most subjects. I am hard to beat at trivial pursuit.
Hi to anyone that posted on this site back in the '01-'03 time period.