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    Hi everybody, I'm here to audition
    Bucket_O_Beef says (07 Jul '12)

    Hi all, my name is Bucket.

    I am 3'9 tall, and wish to audition for the role sadly vacated by Joe C.

    I have waited for enough time to pass so this request does not seem inconsiderate or mean-spirited, because we all know Joe C. is totally irreplaceable.

    So I think Kid Rock should replace Joe C. with me because I can add so much to the show and entourage. I do not rap, have musical ability and am generally an unpleasant person, however middle aged women like me, and I like beer a lot.

    My salary requirements are quite low, but I would need a personal assistant, and would definitely need medical cover (I have certain conditions that I'd rather keep personal, however am now 100% STD free).

    Now, in the spirit of honesty, as with all relationships i like to start out with everything in the open I would like to tender the fact that I do not like Kid Rock, his music or the United States of America.

    I assume my application will be sent directly to Mr. Rock, I eagerly await a response and am ready to work immediately. Feel free to ask any questions, I am quite knowledgeable on on most subjects. I am hard to beat at trivial pursuit.

    Warmest Regards,
    Bucket O'Bief

    Hi to anyone that posted on this site back in the '01-'03 time period.

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Submitted by Bucket_O_Beef
on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 5:45am

Hi all, my name is Bucket.

I am 3'9 tall, and wish to audition for the role sadly vacated by Joe C.

I have waited for enough time to pass so this request does not seem inconsiderate or mean-spirited, because we all know Joe C. is totally irreplaceable.

So I think Kid Rock should replace Joe C. with me because I can add so much to the show and entourage. I do not rap, have musical ability and am generally an unpleasant person, however middle aged women like me, and I like beer a lot.

My salary requirements are quite low, but I would need a personal assistant, and would definitely need medical cover (I have certain conditions that I'd rather keep personal, however am now 100% STD free).

Now, in the spirit of honesty, as with all relationships i like to start out with everything in the open I would like to tender the fact that I do not like Kid Rock, his music or the United States of America.

I assume my application will be sent directly to Mr. Rock, I eagerly await a response and am ready to work immediately. Feel free to ask any questions, I am quite knowledgeable on on most subjects. I am hard to beat at trivial pursuit.

Warmest Regards,
Bucket O'Bief

Hi to anyone that posted on this site back in the '01-'03 time period.

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Extreme Kid Rock
bluesuedeshoe's picture

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 10:49am — bluesuedeshoe

Midori was flashy, period. She didn't need an ounce of help from anyone else, lol.

rocksavedmysoul's picture

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 9:30am — rocksavedmysoul

Old school!
Glad you are back. I wasn't around then but I bet you have some stories you could tell. Do tell...

TheRoxy's picture

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 6:30am — TheRoxy

I was thegrlnxtdoor back then

That link Is coolass,takes me back

The good ole days

Bucket_O_Beef's picture

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 4:39am — Bucket_O_Beef

It was actually about 1999 I posted here with Kid Moo and others.

http://web.archive.org/web/20000302095730/http://www.kidrock.com/home.asp

That was what the website was like back then. Pimp of the nation. Magazine interviews with porn stars named Midori. Flashy.

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Sat, 07/14/2012 - 2:52am — MsBehavin

Me either---and I've been on here since the days of ~dial-up ----lol :-)
But I drink alot---lol :-)

Angel aka KRA's picture

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 9:15am — Angel aka KRA

Umm Why Do I not remember a midgit named Bucket. I must be getting OLD...

TheRoxy's picture

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:34am — TheRoxy

RIP MOO

Bucket_O_Beef's picture

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 9:57pm — Bucket_O_Beef

I'm pretty sure Kid Moo was killed during a Westboro Baptist Church protest rally.

TheRoxy's picture

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:11pm — TheRoxy

OMG

Kid Moo

forgot all about him
Wonders......what ever happened to him.

bluesuedeshoe's picture

Mon, 07/09/2012 - 1:01pm — bluesuedeshoe

It could be good, a pic of Bob being chased on stage by a goose would be hilarious.

Margo C's picture

Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:18am — Margo C

I wasn't a Kid Rock fan back then, so I don't know who ya are...alls I know is your post is pretty damn funny!
My body is a fountain of superiority that cannot be improved upon with chemicals. I do like lifesavers though. Hahaha!

Bucket_O_Beef's picture

Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:03am — Bucket_O_Beef

My genitals are pretty much average, but because I am a midget they actually appear to be enormous.

I do not take medication of any kind My body is a fountain of superiority that cannot be improved upon with chemicals. I do like lifesavers though.

So only 1 person remembers me? I thought there would have been dozens waiting for my return, eagerly over the past 8 or 9 years or so.

Maybe I should have pretended to be Kid Moo instead.

TheRoxy's picture

Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:56am — TheRoxy

Oh bucket......Laughs.....I remember you.

Laughs again

KRSVal's picture

Sun, 07/08/2012 - 8:10pm — KRSVal

OK Bucket, we do need to know a few other things about you first.
For instance, you say you are 3'9, but do you have a 10 foot dick? You'd need one to qualify for the position (unfortunately, that makes handjobs by either sex an impossibility. Let us know if that would play into your employment decision.).
Also, how many pills do you take in a given day? The minimum requirement would be 80.
Please get back to us as soon as possible with these answers.

Margo C's picture

Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:51am — Margo C

So that's what that is, a goose. I had no idea geese had teeth, freaky. Can't understand how you haven't heard anything back yet....

Bucket_O_Beef's picture

Sun, 07/08/2012 - 3:46am — Bucket_O_Beef

My avatar closely resembles how I look, which is why I chose it. I often get called silly goose, I assume it is an inference to my appearance.

My assistant can be either gender, it really doesn't matter what sex the person who makes my sandwiches and gives me handjobs is.

It's nearly been 24 hours, how long does it normally take to get employed around here?

TheRoxy's picture

Sun, 07/08/2012 - 12:37am — TheRoxy

hi waves

bluesuedeshoe's picture

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 5:41pm — bluesuedeshoe

But not that Bob.....lol.

As for whether or not the real Bob would hire you...all the best to you....but to get some fan support for your efforts, would appreciate it if you could through a pic up so we can see how closely you resemble him.

Sorry to say, do not think that Joe C can be replaced by anyone. He was one of a kind.

Think we should treasure the memories, pics and videos we have of him.....anyone pop some links?

KRSVal's picture

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:54pm — KRSVal

Love it, BOB lol

bluesuedeshoe's picture

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:55am — bluesuedeshoe

LOL, is that personal assistant male or female?

Margo C's picture

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 8:27am — Margo C

Too fuckin funny!!