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Getting older is no picnic.. Please, everyone read

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    Getting older is no picnic.. Please, everyone read
    That Guy says (18 Oct '10)

    It's crazy man, Im getting older and older
    Talk a lot of shit, still getting bolder and bolder
    I feel like a minority as I surf this site
    Something about me, just doesn't seem right
    I got a Mom and a Dad, they raised me right
    When I was little we'd play catch, or fly a kite
    My Family is close, nobody was touching on privates
    and my Mom aint strung out, dont think she ever has tried it
    I had a daughter at a young age, and I have raised her right
    Showing her the ins and outs of the world, dont want karma to bite
    Cause I couldn't imagine the shock and horror within me
    If I became a grandfather at the age of 33
    I love Bob's music, been a fan of years
    When I first heard God knows why, i shed a few tears
    Cause it was real, from the heart, and sometimes I feel the same
    Even though I've never been molested, and my life's been tame
    Even though I never felt the need to share my deepest dark secrets
    with a whole bunch of people, who I have never even met yet
    I can't explain the way I am, all coy and so crass
    I don't care if you think I am an all around jackass

    Im me

    WICKY WICKY WICKY WICKY

    Let's change it up a bit

    I'm hot, dual exhaust never cooling off
    Never lose at all, if I do, bet the rules are flawed due to ya'll
    Crybabies, pointing, that KevRock is lethal
    Shut up bitch and suck this white shit out my pee hole
    When it comes to this DJ, stealing from the beasties, he soft
    Like the Grand Dragon in the hood with his hood on, he just can't pull it off
    I write it on the spot, sober or inspired by the pot
    They bite me cuz it's hot, you got dissed cuz you're not
    Yeah, im still writing dropping fire to light all your home grills
    Getting higher then Paradime when he is on two green pills
    Who? The drop out slash business man who quit this plan
    now my cell phone's got more rings then MJ's hands
    Oh KevRock, your so mean and so bad
    The white Lebron James when putting pen to pad
    Or putting fingers to keys, or your girl to her knees
    Never been a rat, can't even stand the smell of cheese
    I set a pace, can't keep up, then dont race
    Don't even hand me a red bull, I will take Jager straight
    Sometimes they ask, why all these Dames they like me
    Well Trust me, its cause I bring the pain nightly
    I won't blow my horn, cause your girl does that for me
    monogamy it bores me, thats why the whores seem to adore me
    When I step out the crib, these fucking problems seem to find me
    Always staring me right in the eyes, still im always looking behind me
    Yeah, I strut around like I got the world by the balls
    Doing lines, throwing up, in dirty bathroom stalls
    Closing time, Take your girl home with me, thats where the trouble begins
    Dip my Balls in listerine, and give the bitch the double mint twins

    WORD

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on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 3:34am

It's crazy man, Im getting older and older
Talk a lot of shit, still getting bolder and bolder
I feel like a minority as I surf this site
Something about me, just doesn't seem right
I got a Mom and a Dad, they raised me right
When I was little we'd play catch, or fly a kite
My Family is close, nobody was touching on privates
and my Mom aint strung out, dont think she ever has tried it
I had a daughter at a young age, and I have raised her right
Showing her the ins and outs of the world, dont want karma to bite
Cause I couldn't imagine the shock and horror within me
If I became a grandfather at the age of 33
I love Bob's music, been a fan of years
When I first heard God knows why, i shed a few tears
Cause it was real, from the heart, and sometimes I feel the same
Even though I've never been molested, and my life's been tame
Even though I never felt the need to share my deepest dark secrets
with a whole bunch of people, who I have never even met yet
I can't explain the way I am, all coy and so crass
I don't care if you think I am an all around jackass

Im me

WICKY WICKY WICKY WICKY

Let's change it up a bit

I'm hot, dual exhaust never cooling off
Never lose at all, if I do, bet the rules are flawed due to ya'll
Crybabies, pointing, that KevRock is lethal
Shut up bitch and suck this white shit out my pee hole
When it comes to this DJ, stealing from the beasties, he soft
Like the Grand Dragon in the hood with his hood on, he just can't pull it off
I write it on the spot, sober or inspired by the pot
They bite me cuz it's hot, you got dissed cuz you're not
Yeah, im still writing dropping fire to light all your home grills
Getting higher then Paradime when he is on two green pills
Who? The drop out slash business man who quit this plan
now my cell phone's got more rings then MJ's hands
Oh KevRock, your so mean and so bad
The white Lebron James when putting pen to pad
Or putting fingers to keys, or your girl to her knees
Never been a rat, can't even stand the smell of cheese
I set a pace, can't keep up, then dont race
Don't even hand me a red bull, I will take Jager straight
Sometimes they ask, why all these Dames they like me
Well Trust me, its cause I bring the pain nightly
I won't blow my horn, cause your girl does that for me
monogamy it bores me, thats why the whores seem to adore me
When I step out the crib, these fucking problems seem to find me
Always staring me right in the eyes, still im always looking behind me
Yeah, I strut around like I got the world by the balls
Doing lines, throwing up, in dirty bathroom stalls
Closing time, Take your girl home with me, thats where the trouble begins
Dip my Balls in listerine, and give the bitch the double mint twins

WORD

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Connie Jo_3's picture

LMAO @ Brenda, oops, aka Blondi, haha.

Yep, he's still has it doesn't he!! I do believe Kevin's rhymes are aging, as they say...like a fine wine...

'FOXYBROWN'...if you only knew, but, likely never will. It takes a creative artist to recognize & respect a creative artist...nuff said. :)

Melonie_2's picture

I came, I read, I'm Impressed

FOXYBROWN's picture

what u trying to be eminem???? gross me out

DetroitRockGirl_2's picture

very nice, I hafta go tend to the whiplash ya gave me now....

carolsue's picture

and now u just need some beats...

ShadyLynn's picture

aahahahahah, the double mint twins

Brenda_86's picture

I can never chew Wrigleys again....