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    Does this bother anyone else
    raprite says (10 Mar '12)

    Ramblings of a bored person

    Saggy

     

    Can we please get a hitch on those shorts

    Got kids everywhere playing sports

    Running round the basketball courts

    Looking like fucking dorks of all sorts

     

    What the fuck’s going on here

    I need to be clear here

    At Goodwill a belt cost a dollar

    And will last you for years

     

    We know flashin that ass sure turns on the queers

    Makin em all shaky, want to buy you some beers

    Get what we had here last year

    Fantasy Fest, feasting on all the exposed rears

    Chorus

     

    Hip Hop bitch, I say Hee Ho

    Let’s see now, how low, my pants can go

    Without touching the ground, down below

    Saggy fucking pants, don’t you know

     

    Exposing that ass crack

    Sometimes has its drawbacks

    Debris gets in there, and it’s hard to get at

    Bugs dive bomb your ass, in a full scale attack

    Could a been avoided

    If I pulled my pants up at least to my sac

     

    I won’t go on and on

    About what I think is fucking stupid

    Make you yawn and yawn

    Wear your pants around your fucking ankles

    When you put em on

    I could give a shit less Saggy

    Now this song’s all done

     

    Chorus

     

     

    Brian McFarland

    RapRite

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raprite's picture
on Sat, 03/10/2012 - 6:25am

Ramblings of a bored person

Saggy

 

Can we please get a hitch on those shorts

Got kids everywhere playing sports

Running round the basketball courts

Looking like fucking dorks of all sorts

 

What the fuck’s going on here

I need to be clear here

At Goodwill a belt cost a dollar

And will last you for years

 

We know flashin that ass sure turns on the queers

Makin em all shaky, want to buy you some beers

Get what we had here last year

Fantasy Fest, feasting on all the exposed rears

Chorus

 

Hip Hop bitch, I say Hee Ho

Let’s see now, how low, my pants can go

Without touching the ground, down below

Saggy fucking pants, don’t you know

 

Exposing that ass crack

Sometimes has its drawbacks

Debris gets in there, and it’s hard to get at

Bugs dive bomb your ass, in a full scale attack

Could a been avoided

If I pulled my pants up at least to my sac

 

I won’t go on and on

About what I think is fucking stupid

Make you yawn and yawn

Wear your pants around your fucking ankles

When you put em on

I could give a shit less Saggy

Now this song’s all done

 

Chorus

 

 

Brian McFarland

RapRite

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asking79's picture

How about guys wearing what appear to be girl jeans?

just because's picture

Thongs; spent most of my life trying to pull my underwear out of my crack now I pay good money for it

KRSVal's picture

One time I was bending down at the airport to look at my luggage, and my hubby says "Val!" I was grumpy and said "WHAT?" He says nothing. Then he tells me I just gave the airport guy a big look at my thong underwear when I bent over!
Is there a song for that? ha haaa

just because's picture

At what point does saggin' (cool to have your ass crack show) turn to plumbers crack (not cool to have your ass crack show)? As someone who lived through the 80's with big hair and shoulder pads, one day these kids will look back on photos of themselves and laugh,shake their heads, and wonder what the hell was I thinking!

Brian, you made me smile this morning :)