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    Dearest Kid Rock, Volume 5
    That Guy says (06 Jun '10)

    Hey Booby, Whats up my main man!!! Im Chilling like a villian on penacilian, or is it Vicodin, or maybe lortab, I don't know. Fuck it... Anyways, its been a few days since I got to write, and man o man, if I didnt read you were hospitalized with the hershey squirts.. I sure hope you are ok, I would give my left nut for your good health (isnt that the nut that produces babies) yeah, my left nut (I already had a baby, dont need more). Daddy-o I gotta tell ya, that food in England made me shit my brains out. Ok, I lied, I have never been there, but I thought a comment like that would make you feel better.. You know what makes me feel better when I get the shits, a blow job.. Come to think of it, a blow job makes me feel better almost anytime I dont feel good.

    Sunday was Father's day. Yeah, I am a Dad.. I spent my Father's day thinking of a good way to kick my baby momma in the twat. First I thought it would be cool if I bent down to tie my shoe, look up and just kick her. But that may hav ebeen a little obvious, so I thought maybe I should read the paper, say OH SHIT A COCKROACH, and then kick her in the cunt.. What do you think?

    My Friend is in your band, he plays the tamborine.. He is fresh..

    Anyways, God Bless Me

    KevRock

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on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 2:35pm

Hey Booby, Whats up my main man!!! Im Chilling like a villian on penacilian, or is it Vicodin, or maybe lortab, I don't know. Fuck it... Anyways, its been a few days since I got to write, and man o man, if I didnt read you were hospitalized with the hershey squirts.. I sure hope you are ok, I would give my left nut for your good health (isnt that the nut that produces babies) yeah, my left nut (I already had a baby, dont need more). Daddy-o I gotta tell ya, that food in England made me shit my brains out. Ok, I lied, I have never been there, but I thought a comment like that would make you feel better.. You know what makes me feel better when I get the shits, a blow job.. Come to think of it, a blow job makes me feel better almost anytime I dont feel good.

Sunday was Father's day. Yeah, I am a Dad.. I spent my Father's day thinking of a good way to kick my baby momma in the twat. First I thought it would be cool if I bent down to tie my shoe, look up and just kick her. But that may hav ebeen a little obvious, so I thought maybe I should read the paper, say OH SHIT A COCKROACH, and then kick her in the cunt.. What do you think?

My Friend is in your band, he plays the tamborine.. He is fresh..

Anyways, God Bless Me

KevRock

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Romeo In Minny's picture

I'd pay to see your friend play the tamborine! Only if I was high on Lortab ofcourse.

Romeo In Minny's picture

I'd pay big bucks to hear your friend play the tamborine. Only if I was high on Lortab ofcourse.

DetroitRockGirl_2's picture

Wowie. Came up with that all by yourself did ya? Doin' B'ham proud, funny guy! And here I thought people didn't wanna read other people's crap!

Genny's picture

maybe he ate McDonalds over there :-)