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  • raprite's picture
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    On the lighter side

    “Can I please get my Dick back”

    I can’t afford this whore no more
    But one things for sure
    My Dick has contusions
    My Balls all swollen and sore
    Should have kicked that Bitch to the curb
    When she knocked on my door
    Now I’m tied up in this bed
    Sprawled out on all fours
    Evil Bitch whacked, big tits that switch back
    Fine ass pussy shiny, trimmed freshly waxed
    I just got to ask
    Can I please get my Dick back
    I need it for some things other than that
    Chorus
    Come on Baby
    Please let it go
    Honey, cut me some slack
    Can’t take it no more
    Call off that attack
    I just gots to ask
    Can I

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    Last Reply: 10 months 3 weeks ago
  • svick's picture
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    I wrote a letter to the foundation about the idea of having a state wide (Michigan) motorcycle ride to benefit the foundation a short while ago. While I'm still waiting for a response I think combining the generosity of bikers (who regularily ride for charity) with the mission of the foundation would be a winner for all. I've talked to members of the HOGs (Harley Owners Group), Gold Wings, Patriot and Freedom riders (just to name a few) and all have thought it a great idea. I have personally seen tens of thousands of bikers get together for HOG rallies.

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  • raprite's picture
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    Thanks for the feedback, check this out

    “She Likes the Cut of my Jib”

    Well, I met her down there
    At the Pike County Fair
    So fine, so divine
    With that, corn colored hair
    Walking on by
    Transfixed by her glare
    Struck by my presence
    All she could do was just stare
    She told me then, it’s all true I swear
    I like the cut of your jib
    Yes, she likes the cut of my jib

    Oh, she likes the cut of my jib
    With my chest puffed out
    And my big gut sucked in
    Budweiser dribbling off both of my chins
    She likes the cut of my jib
    Head butt me with that stubble
    Drinkin bubbly and gin
    Poppin gas bubbles in the bath

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    Last Reply: 11 months 2 weeks ago
  • raprite's picture
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    “Caucasian Mutation”

    They start you out young
    Don’t do this and don’t do that
    Young man hold your tongue
    If you didn’t in the corner you sat
    Slow down walk, you don’t run
    We’ll tell you how to act
    We’ll show you how it’s done
    Find out real quick this is fact
    You begin to react,
    Your own thought retracts
    Reengineering has come
    Caucasian Mutation has begun

    Retribution, retaliation
    Better watch what you’re saying
    We’re watching you now
    Better quit misbehaving
    Keeping tabs on you now
    Information we’re saving
    There is no way out
    Of this Caucasian Mutation
    Any day now
    You’ll solve this equation

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    Last Reply: 11 months 2 weeks ago
  • clark92's picture
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    hi there fellow cruises my names Nick and im from New Zealand. Me and my friend are really keen on going on Kids CTM cruise 4 however we are both only going to be 20 at the time of boarding and therefore wont be able to go unless the we can share a cabin with someone else who is 25 or older. Is there anybody out there who is looking for others to share a cabin with we REALLY REALLY want to go and would hate to miss out on what looks like one of the coolest experiences ever. Pleae Please Help out some fellow fans.

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    Last Reply: 11 months 3 weeks ago
  • Ty_Burt's picture
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    My wife and I bought tickets to see Bobby and the DSO prerform tonight at the FOX Theater back in March.
    Yesterday, I heard on the RIFF that more tickets were released at the last minute. So, being the moron that I am, I went online, found two tickets closer to the stage and bought them.
    Anyone want to take the other two tickets off of my hands? We'll have to go in together because of the paperless ticket policy, but we can work that out.
    They are located in section F1, Row CC on the floor. Our cost was $275 each, but make an offer, please.

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  • rjl1969's picture
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    Is it just iPad or can anyone else download a picture. I have tried dropbox which would be like saving a file. I tried forwarding from my camera. I have tried revel, icloud, and others. If it had a flash player it may work alot better but nooooo because there is a suite ongoing. Don't want to jailbreak it. PKU where are you when I need you? There has to be a way. Only way I can get pics to facebook is through my phone. Hmmm let me try that but I believe I've done that also.

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  • clark92's picture
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    does anyone know if Kid is goin to be in nashville for the cma fest week ?

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  • Rob Molloy's picture
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    Hey Bob, Just wanted to say Thanks for all you do for the City of Detroit and surrounding areas. Your are one of the bright spots in the State. I always love getting friends together and drinking some adult beverages and rocking to the Kid.

    Took You to Mexico and Rocked the pool, they called me Detroit while there.

    Have a great Day!
    Rob

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  • brettzky's picture
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    I just found out that Kid Rock is playing a 3 day music festival in Ontario, Canada about 1 hour east of Toronto, the festival is called Boots And Hearts Music Festival, bootsand-hearts.com this is going to be an awesome weekend can't wait. Aug 10, 11, 12, 2012.

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  • clark92's picture
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    Is anybody else a little disappointed with lack of content for the KRC. im also a member of the keith urban fan club and the lady antebellum fan club
    and both of those have weekly video updates and webisodes about what the artists have been doing.

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    Last Reply: 1 year 1 month ago
  • clark92's picture
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    i have a small request for those lucky people gong on this years cruise i am trying to find the sunglasses worn by kid rock in the born the born free video  theres a pic below. ive been unsuccesful so far in tracking them down so if any of you get the chance it would be great if you could ask the man himself what brand they are? as an incentive ill pay $50 through Paypal to the person who can get me this info 

    Thanks 

     

    http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2821/doc4d3281c2e53491958961.jpg

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    Last Reply: 1 year 1 month ago
  • clark92's picture
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    really disapponted theres been no live dvd released i was looking foward to a christmas dvd all last year and now theres still nothin. someones got to ask him about this one the cruise? 

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    Last Reply: 1 year 1 month ago
  • Kaj's picture
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    I am Available to share a cabin if anyone is going single or whatever. Cruise is sold out so if anyone has room in a cabin I am in.I am a huge fan and live in Tampa so if you are from out of state I can show you around before sailing and even pay for the hotel if needed.

    Thanks,

    Kim

    Replies: 7
    Last Reply: 1 year 1 month ago

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