“Porn Parade”
She was only sixteen
Looking for the California dream
Untouched so beautiful
Skin just like cream
Went to rehearsal
To shoot her first scene
Wound up in the back room
Down on her knees
Used to be kind of fun
But now she’s all used up inside
Made some money, bought some drugs
Lot’s of forgotten drunken nights
Tells her boyfriend lies
Can’t look him in the eyes
When she looks in the mirror
What she sees she despises
Sadie had it made
No, she never should have strayed
Innocence lost, look at how much it cost
Porn Parade, Porn Parade
As the camera starts to roll
This child Sadie
bwahhahahahahaha
Rosaria ur funny girl Kev don't leave!!!!!
Its so funny how comments change along the way...
I have to say..sitting here reading them all is just fucking amazing to me....
Shirlee... I have seen a dead possum until I looked at it and it got up and scared the crap out of me...lmao
I've come to the conclusion Kevin...that you have to hold out till Nov. 2013!!!! We all who've hung in there together through thick & thin from KRAA...will have a big party celebrating a decade of Kid Rock webbing it, hahaha.
Kev i don't know u very well , but i like what u write ..ur straight up and say it like it is. i respect u for that...u seem to b a alright guy.. so don't go away... just take a break like i been doing... a friend Brenda
damn i should have never crossed that line with ya kev and i apologive tmi sorry u still cool as fuk though even though i doubted your having balls im sorry there was no call
Oh piss...you'd best not go away permanently, then I'd have to hate too! WTF is a Kid Rock website without you around..at least once in a while? I have days like what you're feeling too...but shoot, I can't leave some of my Kid Rock friends behind on this website all alone in the dust, hahahaha.
Crap...now I have "Dust In The Wind" by Kansas running through my head! Could be worse, I like that song, haha. :)
Hey ya Kevin...trust me...there are worse headaches...such as my Chiefs f**king losing Sunday! WTF!! The stats were in their favor all across the board...they f**king lose?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any other team showing those stats would had a big fat 'W'!!! pfffffft!
awwww thanks BJ I like and respect you too.
maybe it matters maybe it don't but I wanted to say it anyway.
Kevin....hopefully you already know why you continue to come to this place. It's for the laughs, the news on the band and mostly for the friendship. I haven't always liked you, no secret but I've come to respect you, it's not been easy but the more of your stuff I read and the more I learn the more I like. Despite your hard ass exterior and forked tongue. Angel and I started off a little rough too but now I think very highly of her and enjoy everything she posts. Yes, I'm friends also with those you despise but luckily that's ok cause I don't have to hate all that you hate or love all that you love.....You two are some of my favorite people here as much as I've tried to fight it. LOL
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good to be back yall keep a smile on my face
Well hell! between My Cold ass heart and my big assssss, I guess I'm just screwed! (or not)
hahaha
I took a trip on an Airliner once, don't remember where I went, but I think I had fun...I do remember that big WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH noise the toilet made thou,...thanks for the memory Dee!
;)))))))
Big old jet airliner....
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha Thanks Kat......
Somedays it just doesnt pay to get outta bed. lol
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ANNUAL EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135."
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5 feet 4 inches."
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a Bitch.
This place shall now be called...
Shitholepalooza.
The definition of Shitholepalooza:
A website that has become the official toilet of the world wide web.
I guess I should be more upfront about my dislike for this place...It's really because I've been left out of the mass text messaging loop from the welcoming committee here. I've tried calling to find out why I haven't received one of these awesome text messages...but ~sighhhhhhhhh~ the phone just rings and then simply goes to voicemail.
I will give a big thank you, to some of my friends and their ability to use the fwd option on their cell, so I too can share in the magic of the Kid Rock Welcoming committee's inability to know how to use their cell phones properly.
I raise you one text message and up you by 441 more : )
Katrina, if I had Tangie down my shirt, He better be reachin down my throat to pull my brains ouuta my ass.
lmao angel ha! ha! and kev dont leave your a good man i do appreciate your honesty and your post
I don't like nothing I don't like anyone I think I will just eat dirt
Because no matter how hard i try I cant get Kid Rock to lift up my skirt
He wont respond to my posts, he wont even reach down my shirt
what good is life if I cant even get him to flirt
Ok Its the drugs and I need to just back away slowly lol
awwww Dont go away... If you think its bad now, Try to imagine it without your posts.