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AMERICAN FATASS Dedicated to my KR Sistas

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    AMERICAN FATASS Dedicated to my KR Sistas
    KidRockAngel says (10 Jul '11)

    ARE YOU SCARED?

    Bimbos without our Bras
    We're back with the with the cropped T shirts and the too tight slacks
    30 packs of Stroh's, 30 pack of hos
    No panties on and the whiskey flows
    We're the horny ones in the 1st 10 rows
    You know we flash our tits and throw beers back
    And I did-not-stutter-when-I said-that
    We're goin Backstage, It aint no crime
    I went Backstage, (seven times)
    And still they ill, they wanna see us drunk
    So Fire it up we all get crunk
    Why- why- why- why

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
    They call me Groupie, I'm a cougar in black
    throw ur panties on the stage so we can see where you're at
    Say hey hey
    Let me hear where your at
    And say, hey hey
    I'm givin it back
    So say hey hey
    Show me some metal
    And say....hey hey heyhey

    I like AC/DC and ZZ Top
    But nobody does it like my man Kid Rock

    Yeeeaaahhhh
    Pass that bottle around
    Got the Rock from Detroit, Soul from Motown
    The underground Stoned Fuckin' Pimp
    He goes all night, never goes limp

    But watch me rock and see me  flash
    We might be easy but we aren't Trash
    Flash flash flash flash flash

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    They call me Groupie, I'm a cougar in black
     throw ur panties on the stage and let me see where you're at
    Say hey hey
    Let me hear where your at
    And say hey hey
    I'm givin it back
    So say hey hey
    Show me some metal and say
    Hey hey hey hey hey
    one two three Krause!

    I'M AN.... AMERICAN FAT ASS
    Watch me kick, you can roll with Rock
    Or you can suck it
    I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace
    He's gonna fuck some hoes, after He rocks this place, uuh
    We are Super fly, livin in a double wide
    Rubbers in our pockets so Rock can ride
    Full sack to share, bringin' flash and flare
    Got the long hair swingin' Twinkies in the air
    Sleasy Jumpsuits and big hair from Hell
    See me ride in sin, hear the rebel yell
    I won't never tell, but if you do
    Give the big mouth bitch a big FUCK YOU
    Who knew I'd blow till I turned Blue
    Dont gimmee no shit, you blew a roadie to
    Smell the aroma, check my Tits
    I know it stinks in here
    Cause ur cologne smells like shit

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    They call me Groupie, I'm a cougar in black
    So throw a Bra in the air and let me see where you're at
    Say hey hey
    Let me hear where your at
    And say hey hey
    I'm givin it back
    So say hey hey
    Show me some metal and say
    Hey hey hey hey
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh

    I'm a Groupie
    FAT Ass in black
    you go hey hey hey hey
    From side to side
    From front to back
    come on hey hey hey hey
    I got a lil waist and a Giant Rack
    With singin' Hey hey hey hey
    Kid Rock's in the house
    And this is where I'm at

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    Filed Under: Express The Kid Rock In You!
kidrockangel's picture
on Sun, 07/10/2011 - 12:20pm

ARE YOU SCARED?

Bimbos without our Bras
We're back with the with the cropped T shirts and the too tight slacks
30 packs of Stroh's, 30 pack of hos
No panties on and the whiskey flows
We're the horny ones in the 1st 10 rows
You know we flash our tits and throw beers back
And I did-not-stutter-when-I said-that
We're goin Backstage, It aint no crime
I went Backstage, (seven times)
And still they ill, they wanna see us drunk
So Fire it up we all get crunk
Why- why- why- why

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me Groupie, I'm a cougar in black
throw ur panties on the stage so we can see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where your at
And say, hey hey
I'm givin it back
So say hey hey
Show me some metal
And say....hey hey heyhey

I like AC/DC and ZZ Top
But nobody does it like my man Kid Rock

Yeeeaaahhhh
Pass that bottle around
Got the Rock from Detroit, Soul from Motown
The underground Stoned Fuckin' Pimp
He goes all night, never goes limp

But watch me rock and see me  flash
We might be easy but we aren't Trash
Flash flash flash flash flash

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me Groupie, I'm a cougar in black
 throw ur panties on the stage and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where your at
And say hey hey
I'm givin it back
So say hey hey
Show me some metal and say
Hey hey hey hey hey
one two three Krause!

I'M AN.... AMERICAN FAT ASS
Watch me kick, you can roll with Rock
Or you can suck it
I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace
He's gonna fuck some hoes, after He rocks this place, uuh
We are Super fly, livin in a double wide
Rubbers in our pockets so Rock can ride
Full sack to share, bringin' flash and flare
Got the long hair swingin' Twinkies in the air
Sleasy Jumpsuits and big hair from Hell
See me ride in sin, hear the rebel yell
I won't never tell, but if you do
Give the big mouth bitch a big FUCK YOU
Who knew I'd blow till I turned Blue
Dont gimmee no shit, you blew a roadie to
Smell the aroma, check my Tits
I know it stinks in here
Cause ur cologne smells like shit

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me Groupie, I'm a cougar in black
So throw a Bra in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where your at
And say hey hey
I'm givin it back
So say hey hey
Show me some metal and say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh

I'm a Groupie
FAT Ass in black
you go hey hey hey hey
From side to side
From front to back
come on hey hey hey hey
I got a lil waist and a Giant Rack
With singin' Hey hey hey hey
Kid Rock's in the house
And this is where I'm at

kidrockangel's picture

Thanks LV lol jus havin fun

rocksavedmysoul's picture

mine's orange still, too and yes, what IS up with the posts in the wrong order-LOL

Lady Viper's picture

SO GREAT!!!!! GREAT ONE! BETTER THAN JUST A GOOD ONE! Love to hear ya rap Angel baby! LMFAO! HUGS!

kidrockangel's picture

Thanks Tony

videoace001's picture

bump

videoace001's picture

thats hilarious lol..

kidrockangel's picture

does anyone else remember seeing orange print I still cant figure this out. I didnt do anything to it

kidrockangel's picture

Thanks guys Its all fun..

shaggy c's picture

Love this Ya know for sure, I have this on Speed Dial effect in my truck, lol>> Thanks Kr Angel!!!

ANGELIQUE LACRISSA's picture

good angel ya still make me smile missen ya
id luv to add some funny better not tho lol

bluesuedeshoe's picture

It's print in bright orange at my house.....Jeez.....looks like Cheetos on a page.

Only too true, sadly....good rhyme, Angel. Like the seven circles of fandom, remember?

kidrockangel's picture

If you hold your left mouse key down and roll over itlike you are gonna copy it, It will turn blue lol

Margo C's picture

Funny:)

KRSVal's picture

You always crack me up Angel...love it!!!he hee

rocksavedmysoul's picture

funny Angel-what I could read (mine's orange).

Cheryl J - Logansgram's picture

It's orange in my puter. LOL. Too funny

kidrockangel's picture

why is this printed in yellow???? do u guys see yellow. hmmmmm if so Just hilight to read. How wierd