AHHHHGHT snake stashed in Bathroom

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    AHHHHGHT snake stashed in Bathroom
    michaelanne says (24 Aug '09)

    FUUUUUU$%^&*())*(&%$@!!!!!!

    Went to clean the kids' bathroom and in a sneaker was a SNAKE!!!!! OMG pisses me off! slithered across the floor...into the kitchen but I stomped it just before it went under the fridge. I was screaming the whole time and everyone came in from the woodstacking all flusterd. "what is it whats wrong"
    I got the sea of dumbfounded faces and the chorus of "wasnt me"s among snickers and giggles. I am friggen pissed! Even huzz is trying to hold back the laughs...JERK. errrrgh! and I know one of them brought it in. Not a cat cuz it would have been scratched up or dead.
    Yeah...I'll laugh as soon as I catch my breath...like I did a few yrs ago when a snake came out of the tub drain when I was in the shower. I hate snakes, unless they are in a tank.
    So I picked it up all squooshed on the floor and flung it at the boys, who were still laughing. Just wait...I'm gonna get even. I'll sit there tonight during the card game and eat my whole pint of Ben & Jerrys SMORES right in front of them and not get them ANY even ice cream for tonight. yeah...thats what I'll do. errrrghhh!

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on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 1:07am

FUUUUUU$%^&*())*(&%$@!!!!!!

Went to clean the kids' bathroom and in a sneaker was a SNAKE!!!!! OMG pisses me off! slithered across the floor...into the kitchen but I stomped it just before it went under the fridge. I was screaming the whole time and everyone came in from the woodstacking all flusterd. "what is it whats wrong"
I got the sea of dumbfounded faces and the chorus of "wasnt me"s among snickers and giggles. I am friggen pissed! Even huzz is trying to hold back the laughs...JERK. errrrgh! and I know one of them brought it in. Not a cat cuz it would have been scratched up or dead.
Yeah...I'll laugh as soon as I catch my breath...like I did a few yrs ago when a snake came out of the tub drain when I was in the shower. I hate snakes, unless they are in a tank.
So I picked it up all squooshed on the floor and flung it at the boys, who were still laughing. Just wait...I'm gonna get even. I'll sit there tonight during the card game and eat my whole pint of Ben & Jerrys SMORES right in front of them and not get them ANY even ice cream for tonight. yeah...thats what I'll do. errrrghhh!

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 9:13pm — Melonie_2

LOL kids! Well I was having trouble w/ my 12 guage pump shotgun, it kept jamming. So I took it to the gun shop to have it looked it. Well it not being hunting season, the shop was full of strapping country boys. All were more than willing to help a damsel in distress. After checking to see that the gun was unload. One guy looked down the barrel and said hmmmm... there seems to be something blocking the barrel. So he stuck something down there to loosen the blockage and tipped the gun to the floor to shake out the blockage. Well what happened next was hysterical. About an 18" perfectly mummified garter snake fell out on the floor. Holy Shit every one of them was up on tables, chairs, deer stand displays, literally screaming like little girls. OMG I lost it...it was a definite DEPENDS moment for this ol' Lady.

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 2:43pm — michaelanne_2

aaaaaaawwwwggghhhhckckckck!!! (barfs)

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 2:23pm — michaelanne_2

Thanx priscilla. Yeah...still glad I have no girls.

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 2:20pm — michaelanne_2

Great story! Actually I really dont mind that kind of snake. I know what you mean about the dryer vent tho cuz well.... thats what ducttape is for silly!!! why wait for HIM to do it. Hate it when it comes undone though. (gets sniffles just thinking about it)
The pythons I really have an extreme respect for. They are a huge responsibility. Just think of how many field mice it got for ya! like thats going to help any. Town cops can be so condescending, can't they? At the same time I respect our Townies. They have a great response time here. In the live free or die state most ppl are armed whether they should be or not so....I empathise with that. Never know when one is going to go coo-coo

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 2:07pm — Priscila

Dang girl, I think I would have freaked out too. Thank God I only have one son. lol Girls are worst I now. But not in a lets freak mom out. Hope you have a better non freaked out day. Take care

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 1:58pm — michaelanne_2

No its really not. Too much to do though to crawl back in bed. On the good side, boys are stacking wood and no fighting. TEAMWORK!!! Hoo-Wah. My shoulder is getting better...think I'll vaccuum left handed.

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Sat, 08/09/2008 - 1:46pm — Kaye_4

Damn girl... Today is just not your day!