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    February 11, 2011

    This comment is hilarious and made me laugh out loud!!! Thanx Action, U Rule! .... Off to Louisville now (birthplace of my late grandfather!) Rock On.

    ACTION SAYS (46 minutes ago) Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

    Kid Rock- "man action, close call! thank god you found that crack when you did, that could have ruined your whole summer!!!" (actually credit for that goes to Jason Krause of TBT!)

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on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:09pm

This comment is hilarious and made me laugh out loud!!! Thanx Action, U Rule! .... Off to Louisville now (birthplace of my late grandfather!) Rock On.

ACTION SAYS (46 minutes ago) Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

Kid Rock- "man action, close call! thank god you found that crack when you did, that could have ruined your whole summer!!!" (actually credit for that goes to Jason Krause of TBT!)

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Niki_3's picture

Tue, 03/08/2011 - 3:05pm — Niki_3
Ha!!
ndm's picture

Fri, 02/18/2011 - 7:56pm — ndm
KIM I saw that link, that is funny!!! lol nanc~
Kid Rocks Bama Girl's picture

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 12:20pm — Kid Rocks Bama Girl
too funny
CynthiaMarie's picture

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 10:50pm — CynthiaMarie
That was Hysterical.... didn't expect it ..... too funny!!! I will some how have to incorporate that into a joke I can tell at the bar when I am working....
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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 7:41pm — Kimberly_43
Bob and whoever reads this!! This is very funny.. Please check it out! right click, copy and paste ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5bLSuZRZG0
MZ.AMERICA's picture

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 6:15pm — MZ.AMERICA
Wow thats funny...lol..thank god she is being bad ,,you would have never noticed the problem on either end..lol
country justice's picture

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 3:46pm — country justice
Hilarious!!!! She's not a keeper but the boat is!!!
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Mon, 02/14/2011 - 11:24am — Chillin the Most
Have been telling my husband he has to follow my boyfriends blog- as captain of our boat this will convince him for sure! Happy Vday!
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Mon, 02/14/2011 - 9:02am — Nate_9
OMG that sooo hilarious and so typical male! Lol!!!!! Thanks for making me smile Bob! You never fail to do so! Love you. Hugs and kisses from Germany.
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Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:37am — sherralldavidson
yeah i agree !! that crack definitely needs to be filled , you don't want to wind up in middle of lake with your panties down , but you could possibly use them for floatation device if need be LOL!!!
CaliRock's picture

Mon, 02/14/2011 - 2:07am — CaliRock
Will somebody please be my Valentine
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Mon, 02/14/2011 - 12:36am — Carla Ann Cowell
LMAO!
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Sun, 02/13/2011 - 9:22pm — OzzyPlayaGirl
LMFAO
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Sun, 02/13/2011 - 8:37pm — Maria McCartin
Funny shit!! LMAO Thanks for sharing, needed a good laugh today!
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Sun, 02/13/2011 - 8:23pm — dduke
Cannot wait to see you in nashville!!
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Sun, 02/13/2011 - 6:56pm — Rebecca_46
Damn it! I didn't know he was behind the boat, glad I got in the house in time!
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Sun, 02/13/2011 - 9:31am — D4evr
~~~ Sweet !!! :)))))
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Sun, 02/13/2011 - 8:41am — Gin_3
Hi Kid. Love you and my 2 sisters and I are anxious to be seeing you at WinStar in May. Love your music. You remind all 3 of us of our younger brother, Roy, who we lost to cancer a few years back. He was tall and lanky like you and had the same facial features. Also talked like you. Needless to say we love you much. Please stay safe on the road. Looking so forward to having a wonderful time with you in May. Your music brings us great joy!
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Sun, 02/13/2011 - 6:08am — annieluvsredsox
Too funny!!
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Sun, 02/13/2011 - 1:24am — Miranda Nelson
Thats great!
Melodie S's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 10:14pm — Melodie S
Needed that good laugh after a 12 hour day. Thanks!
Michelle E's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:38pm — Michelle E
You ROCKED the VILLE last night! Best Concert I've ever been to. Can't wait till your back in Kentucky!! Oh by the way you know your SO HOT.........
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:52pm — Jeani
Dear Bob, (Kid) I have no comment except that I live in Clarkston and can only wish that I can have an opportunity to meet you and be able to sit down and chat!.Of course, I'm just the one and only out of thousands of other people who would like to do the same. I enjoy your music and I support our Hometown boy,Kid Rock! Keep up the good work, spend time with family and God Bless. Jeani-
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:25pm — Kiley Woods
KID ROCK!! I have wantd to see u for so long and I won tickets off the radio to come and see ur show cause i couldnt afford to buy tickets.. (LOUISVILLE KY) But my seats were so high up that i didnt get to see u at all.. :( Hopefully if u ever come back here ill be able to come and see u agian and have better seats.. I will always be a big fan of yours!!! AND BTW you are very SEXY!!!
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:23pm — slysugar
wow, that is too funny, weld it for sure and find you a hot momma on the banks of the river in KY!! :)
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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:57pm — stephrocks
What funny fans you have. Made me laugh.
ARbabe72's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:21pm — ARbabe72
I would replace it. There are alot of HIGH QUALITY brackets out there.
EVink's picture

Sat, 02/12/2011 - 6:40pm — EVink
Funny!

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