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    February 11, 2011

    This comment is hilarious and made me laugh out loud!!! Thanx Action, U Rule! .... Off to Louisville now (birthplace of my late grandfather!) Rock On.

    ACTION SAYS (46 minutes ago) Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

    Kid Rock- "man action, close call! thank god you found that crack when you did, that could have ruined your whole summer!!!" (actually credit for that goes to Jason Krause of TBT!)

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on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:09pm

This comment is hilarious and made me laugh out loud!!! Thanx Action, U Rule! .... Off to Louisville now (birthplace of my late grandfather!) Rock On.

ACTION SAYS (46 minutes ago) Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

Kid Rock- "man action, close call! thank god you found that crack when you did, that could have ruined your whole summer!!!" (actually credit for that goes to Jason Krause of TBT!)

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Clayton's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:24pm — Clayton
I'm assuming that since the weather the night of the Wichita show, the band has been flying with Kid to the shows. Dime posted this on twitter http://plixi.com/p/76485557
Sherry J's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 5:19pm — Sherry J
Thats redneck right there...LOL...LOVE IT!!! ROCK ON!!
kidrockangel's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 4:45pm — kidrockangel
We havent had any Krause/Paradime Videos lately. I would think being stuck on those buses would give us some funny shit. The sasquatch was good but too short. Come on Guys!!!!!!!!
detroitCboyfan's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 4:14pm — detroitCboyfan
OMG.... I LOVE IT...I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE NOW THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL. LOVE IT.. LOVE IT.. LOVE IT
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 4:10pm — samroberts01
Haha..... hilarious!!
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 4:06pm — detroitplayer
Screw it!! Not sure where ur from but, here in Michigan, we'd love for u to join us for sum good ol fun on Put-in-Bay this summer. Hope to see u there. Hey, at least she came in handy for something. The Lord works in many mysterious ways.
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 4:00pm — CINDY_100
Who bought all the keychains? I went to order a couple and they were gone.
E_4's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:36pm — E_4
I agree.....ditch the tramp, fix the boat and get a new bow bunny...... ;)
Cecilia_2's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:34pm — Cecilia_2
Kid, you are right this comment is hilarious!.... And ACTION was right too.... If a person (woman or man) cheat on you they should become less important than ¨a crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket of the boat¨ :P I´m looking forward to watch your new video.... I really enjoy all of them...
Brode's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:31pm — Brode
LOL Thats hilarious!. Agreed ditch the wife, fix the boat...summer time, cold frosty beers, and bikini season is not too far away Action!. Cheers.
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:25pm — Bell_2
ROFL God that was hilarious. Cracked me up. Maybe I just have a good imagination but I could see it happening. Poor guy, ditch the wife and fix the boat. Then find ya a hot chick to decorate the boat and pimp it all summer long. ;-)
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:16pm — de dibble
Too funny - change of subject only because I gotta say "hi" While in Wichita this year did you avoid persons carrying staple guns? I know you know what I'm talking about!!! See ya on the boat!!!
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:12pm — lmorgan
LMAO, I just had to re-read the post!! Love it that you Kid interact with your fans!! Thats why your Awesome! Rockin all day @ work with your cd's!!
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:06pm — DonnaK.
Bob was that you that dropped that wife off ? You could of at least took a look at the mans boat while you were there.. . lmao !! love it.
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:06pm — shaggy c
Haha, sos , ahh Action or Jason, this is the shit's , Lmao, I'm sure thanks a true man friend indeed!!
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:03pm — Mary in Ohio
LMAO !!! Screw the Hoe, my damn boats broken LOL !!! ....I Gots it ;) .... Thanks for Sharing the Laugh Bob. Louisville Ky is the First place I saw you in concert years ago. I was absolutley amazed with you !!!! ... I fell in Love and Been a Huge Fan ever since. I've now been lucky enough to make it to 4 of your concerts. You just keep gettin better, you totally Rocked me in Dayton, I never sat down. Your a truly Amazing Artist. I was raised in Harlan, Ky... My mom moved me and my twin sis here to Ohio when we were teenager's, been stuck here ever since. I miss KY, but I'm still a hillbilly country girl at heart for sure ;) Whelp... Y'all Have a Fun at your show tonight !!! You'll be in my thoughts...Much Love Sweety Hugs Mary
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 3:03pm — Jennifer_221
Good stuff!
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:56pm — NEA kid rock sista
can we do like a kid rock survey? like what is your favorite music of all time...whats your favorite color...before you knew that you were gonna be famous did u always wanna be on singer/songwriter...wheres your favorite room in the house to hang out when your home alone...whats your favorite meal besides cherrios..lol....do you have a hero....who did u wanna meet when you grew up...have you lived all of your dreams...what are you most thankful for...just a few...you are so personal...its just a few things i would like to know!!!!! not tryen to sound crazy...just a few questions..lol...you are still totally awesome!!!! and if i wanted to make you a video with me and the kidrock sistas for valentines could i post it here...and u see it? its the thought that counts right
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:49pm — Paul McLean
I think the bracket can be fixed and welded. As far as the wife replace her!!
lexxykat's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:47pm — lexxykat
Great sense of humor too!!! ROCK ON!
kidrockangel's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:47pm — kidrockangel
Too funny and Action is a very special person!!!!
lexxykat's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:46pm — lexxykat
That is Hilarious - just goes to show that Bobby does really read this stuff!!! I just can't stop saying how much I admire you and think the world of you - and your Mom too for raising such a great KID!!! Can't wait to see you in March, hope to run into your Mom too and tell her what a great person she is and how proud she must be of you!!! XOXOXOXOX Kat
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:41pm — Just_Jen
Hey! I have a Grandfather born in Kentucky too! As the spokesperson for Beam, would you please find out from them if their products are GLUTEN FREE? Your concerts are not going to be nearly as fun without gluten free alcohol for this celiac girl. The Celiac community has not been able to get an answer and I really want to try Red Stag! The show will be great, but what am I supposed to drink for the next two Friday nights? ;) My friend "Jack" has never let me down though. BTW, good call on the outboard, that would truly suck!
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:40pm — Lisa_320
LMMFAO!!!! That made me actually laugh my mother fu**ing ass off........ sounds like something my husband would post, if he knew how to use the internet.... good call, Jason~ nice post, Kid! Rock Louisville tonight.....i wanna hear it from Dayton ;-)
Maryl's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:38pm — Maryl
Priorities. What's that saying? Make lemonaide when you get lemons?
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:35pm — Want to be wifey
God it's good to laugh in situations like that, gotta get that crack fix. LOL
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Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:34pm — D'Ann Montoya
Yes, I agree that's a typical male. not surprised at all.
1bbshirlee's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:24pm — 1bbshirlee
yep that s..platinum lining beyound desruction....Roll with it
CandyGirlPres's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:23pm — CandyGirlPres
Love it! Good come back Krause!
NEA kid rock sista's picture

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 2:23pm — NEA kid rock sista
its funny it took me a min...lmao! the guys got a sense of humor..

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