If I could get my crack on EBT

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    If I could get my crack on EBT
    raprite says (27 Feb '13)

    “If I could get Crack on my EBT”

    Medical Marijuana for the hippies
    Valium for them wives that just can’t sleep
    Have us a big party down at Walgreen’s
    Someone tell me please
    Don’t make no sense to me
    Why I can’t get my crack on EBT

    Well I’m proud to be a crack head down in Nashville
    Don’t know why I can’t get them to see
    It would be a stimulating cash deal
    If I could get my crack on EBT

    My crack dealer likes the big screens
    Blue Ray disc with DVD’s
    Don’t matter if it’s cold or hot
    As long as it, is just not bought
    Bought with EBT
    If I cold get my crack on EBT

    Snortin kitty litter by the shitter
    Got the baby sitter on one knee
    Swear by God, you know I’ll never quit her
    If I can get my crack on EBT

    Well I’m proud to be a crack head down in Nashville
    Don’t know why I can’t get them to see
    It would be a stimulating cash deal
    If I could get my crack on EBT

    Brian McFarland
    2/27/2013

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Submitted by raprite
on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:20pm

“If I could get Crack on my EBT”

Medical Marijuana for the hippies
Valium for them wives that just can’t sleep
Have us a big party down at Walgreen’s
Someone tell me please
Don’t make no sense to me
Why I can’t get my crack on EBT

Well I’m proud to be a crack head down in Nashville
Don’t know why I can’t get them to see
It would be a stimulating cash deal
If I could get my crack on EBT

My crack dealer likes the big screens
Blue Ray disc with DVD’s
Don’t matter if it’s cold or hot
As long as it, is just not bought
Bought with EBT
If I cold get my crack on EBT

Snortin kitty litter by the shitter
Got the baby sitter on one knee
Swear by God, you know I’ll never quit her
If I can get my crack on EBT

Well I’m proud to be a crack head down in Nashville
Don’t know why I can’t get them to see
It would be a stimulating cash deal
If I could get my crack on EBT

Brian McFarland
2/27/2013

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MsBehavin's picture

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 10:49pm — MsBehavin

I had to look up what a "ebt" was---lol :-)
I'm sure there are those that trade the benefits for some crack--people amaze me with the astounding parameters of a criminal mind~

Montana Anna's picture

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 2:28pm — Montana Anna

I was just thinking of your lyrics the other day and laughed all over again! I was thinking I'd responded with my appreciation for your sharing, but I see I didn't...my apologies :) Ok, you're still making me laugh! :) Hope you're having a great day! :)

littleoldwtf's picture

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 9:35am — littleoldwtf

my kitty litter isnt by the chitter ? who does that who needs to smell a litter box AND stinky men in the same room? Just sayin ;)

KRSVal's picture

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 7:51am — KRSVal

I'm still amazed that people can use an EBT card for cash withdrawals at ATM machines....

raprite's picture

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 8:19am — raprite

yea, so I guess you could get your crack on EBT

Montana Anna's picture

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 2:51pm — Montana Anna

I never could get $ off my EBT when I had mine. wtf? :) I missed out :) That's ok, though, humbled and appreciative as I was to receive after finding myself unemployed with a medical condition to learn to live with, I'd rather be making it on my own now, like I have been for months without EBT, (but with the good graces and kind generosity of my friends) for I can now see how much I've learned and healed. Thanks be to God! :)

KRSVal's picture

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 9:32am — KRSVal

LOL! We figured it out!
You da man, Brian!!!!

ANGELIQUE LACRISSA's picture

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 9:32pm — ANGELIQUE LACRISSA

Why no I love your stuff it inspires me to write in my little notebook
Well I hope that when you go , you move onward and upward
Lord willing cause you have a special talent.

raprite's picture

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 8:22am — raprite

A little too much Canadian last night. Should stay off line when that happens. Read this and go WTF??

raprite's picture

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:10pm — raprite

I've sent in 31 (reversed) songs. When the clock strikes at 3:13 on 3/13 2013 you'll see what I mean.

ANGELIQUE LACRISSA's picture

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 12:21pm — ANGELIQUE LACRISSA

Were you hitten the bottle cause I missed it
3/313. 3/4/13 cool too

You know if you get cash assistance
You get $$ out the ATM and you
Can buy crack ?!

On the real
I'm excited today
In a damn good mood
You prob busy as hell
About now
It's lunch time
Yum what can I fin that is feeling and good ?
HEHEHEHEHE
Oh hell I just read 3:13 wtf

raprite's picture

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 6:42pm — raprite

that's OK, happens to me all the time.

ANGELIQUE LACRISSA's picture

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 7:15pm — ANGELIQUE LACRISSA

K ill be eagerly waiting

Montana Anna's picture

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 2:36pm — Montana Anna

Oh, crap!!! I missed it, too! And I wasn't even hittin' the bottle...I guess I was knee deep in my own stuff :( but it turned out good :) I'm so happy you're excited today, Angelique! :) I'm so happy you're in a damn good mood! :) Makes me excited and puts me in a damn good mood, too! :) Hope your lunch time was yummy! HEHEHEHEHE ;)

ANGELIQUE LACRISSA's picture

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 12:18pm — ANGELIQUE LACRISSA

Were you hitten the bottle cause I missed it
3/313. 3/4/13 cool too

You know if you get cash assistance
You get $$ out the ATM and you
Can buy crack ?!

On the real
I'm excited today
In a damn good mood
You prob busy as hell
About now
It's lunch time
Yum what can I fin that is feeling and good ?
HEHEHEHEHE

ANGELIQUE LACRISSA's picture

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 9:31am — ANGELIQUE LACRISSA

3/3/13. Cool

ANGELIQUE LACRISSA's picture

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:54pm — ANGELIQUE LACRISSA

HEHEHEHEHE that's so funny
Or ammo on ebt lol

raprite's picture

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 9:24pm — raprite

both, Angelique stay tuned for a serious love song. this will be my last.