On Christmas day, it seems I blew the engine on my car. I will be unloading my Kid Rock collectibles, Paradime Collectibles, and TBT Collectibles. My Car is going to cost me 3 Grand to repair, and I need all the funds I can to make sure I have a vehicle. So, in the upcoming days, be ready to bid, donate, and help a cause much greater then u may think. I am also organizing a benefit show...
Happy Trails
Should have stayed in bed
Red lights, ass wipes
Fat people walking around
With clothes too tight
ATM fees that just aint right
Rents too high, I don’t know why
Everywhere I go they buy and buy
I said Goddamn
I should of stayed in bed
Something wrong with my head
I should of stayed in bed
Scratch off winners
Mini thinners
Too many choices TV dinners
Fake laughing, traffic
Ex wife’s spastic
Head case spinning,
Go home to your basket
I said Goddamn
I shoulda stayed in bed
Something wrong with my head
I shoulda stayed in bed
Over worked, go a boss that’s a jerk
Everywhere I go, there’s twerps
Huffington Post is reporting a possible future whiskey shortage. Say it isn't so! Hope Kid's stocked up for the tour. :-)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/23/whiskey-shortage_n_3327556.html
Do all my fellow Wingnuts have their Octopi ready to throw tonight? Sure am hoping for the best, but don't think it's gonna happen. GO WINGS!!!!
Heard a song by Fun think it is called Some Nights being used to advertise some product, it is just that it is so messed up that they are using that song to promote a product because at the end of the song they say, wonderful things came from lying . If that is my song and it goes right with Through Glass, Stone Sour sings the stars lie, and Sixx AM Lies of the Beautiful people, I just keep saying they were doing more than lying .
lol good ones, ya guys :D
lol good ones, ya guys :D
Okay you guys this time I
Okay you guys this time I didn't bring up the carrot/carrots, Diana did-lol
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There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in along time, so they decided to dress up and go out.
This old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the sting.
When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"
"I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!"
The man agreed and went into his room. So, he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.
The woman said "You're going out like that?"
"Yes," said the old man. If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dictator."
Oh my God! You all are too
Oh my God! You all are too funny! Nice way to start my day. I REALLY am trying to come up with a clean joke, but so far nothing?! My mind spends too much time in the gutter! LOL, Oh wait........what is invisible and smells like carrots?? Bunny farts! OK, not Halloween, but it was my son's favorite joke when he was little.
@Margo that was a good one
@Margo that was a good one-lol
What do you get when you
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet!
Here's one I thought was
Here's one I thought was pretty funny:
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!
lol 420 & OTB thanks for the
lol 420 & OTB thanks for the laugh:)
Bringing back an old thread
Bringing back an old thread cause it's that time of year almost again and I need jokes to laugh and have some fun-go to photo's and see my Halloween Boo-Bees-LOL
please add some jokes so we can all laugh!!!!
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!