Baby Can I please get my dick back

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    Baby Can I please get my dick back
    raprite says (01 Jul '12)

    On the lighter side

    “Can I please get my Dick back”

    I can’t afford this whore no more
    But one things for sure
    My Dick has contusions
    My Balls all swollen and sore
    Should have kicked that Bitch to the curb
    When she knocked on my door
    Now I’m tied up in this bed
    Sprawled out on all fours
    Evil Bitch whacked, big tits that switch back
    Fine ass pussy shiny, trimmed freshly waxed
    I just got to ask
    Can I please get my Dick back
    I need it for some things other than that
    Chorus
    Come on Baby
    Please let it go
    Honey, cut me some slack
    Can’t take it no more
    Call off that attack
    I just gots to ask
    Can I please get my Dick back

    Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
    If it wasn’t for Pussy,
    Our Dick’s would rust
    My Dick needs some rest
    Just the two of us
    Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

    In hindsight, he got the design right
    Fine ass MotherFuckin behind
    That was real tight
    Lookin at that, damn near seared
    All my eye sight
    Hurtin me so bad that I just had to ask
    I’ve tried and I’ve tried but I just can’t last
    That Pussy is formidable, unbeatable task
    Baby, can I please get my dick back

    RapRite
    July 2012

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raprite's picture
Submitted by raprite
on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 11:23am

On the lighter side

“Can I please get my Dick back”

I can’t afford this whore no more
But one things for sure
My Dick has contusions
My Balls all swollen and sore
Should have kicked that Bitch to the curb
When she knocked on my door
Now I’m tied up in this bed
Sprawled out on all fours
Evil Bitch whacked, big tits that switch back
Fine ass pussy shiny, trimmed freshly waxed
I just got to ask
Can I please get my Dick back
I need it for some things other than that
Chorus
Come on Baby
Please let it go
Honey, cut me some slack
Can’t take it no more
Call off that attack
I just gots to ask
Can I please get my Dick back

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
If it wasn’t for Pussy,
Our Dick’s would rust
My Dick needs some rest
Just the two of us
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

In hindsight, he got the design right
Fine ass MotherFuckin behind
That was real tight
Lookin at that, damn near seared
All my eye sight
Hurtin me so bad that I just had to ask
I’ve tried and I’ve tried but I just can’t last
That Pussy is formidable, unbeatable task
Baby, can I please get my dick back

RapRite
July 2012

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ajay's picture

Wed, 07/04/2012 - 7:32pm — ajay

I must say this is a funny song and thread!

raprite's picture

Tue, 07/03/2012 - 5:30am — raprite

Tough, tough crowd. Very, very funny RJL! Hard to make me laugh this early but you succeeded. Thanks

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Mon, 07/02/2012 - 9:08pm — rjl1969

Imagine if guys were like dogs and got stuck afterward. A one night stand would be like.. Yeah we are finished now , so baby what's your name? Oh, yeah how's it going? How was your day? Sure is nice weather outside. Mmm hmmmm, yep, good weather. Ok well now uhhh, I guess I'll be going now. Nice to have met ya. Looks like things are all worked out now. I'll be calling you later baby. Seeeeeyaaaa! Bye I'll call, I promise.

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Mon, 07/02/2012 - 9:03pm — rjl1969

Ahhhahhhaaahah,! That is too funny. Love it.
No man, you can get it back,
It's still stuck in that bitch of a crack.
Are you crazy?
Yes maybe?
What the hell was that?
Can he get his dick back?
What have you been smoking crack.
It was insight that you lacked.
You ought to be smacked.
You see it and crack that smile,
Yeah mother fucker your gonna be stuck here a while.
Can you get your dick back? Hahaha

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Mon, 07/02/2012 - 4:51pm — MsBehavin

You guys are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Lmao!!!!!!!!!
Shirlee :-) AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! ~Lol :-)

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Mon, 07/02/2012 - 9:45am — 1bbshirlee

Damm sure cant
youve done went and pussyfied it
no need for regreats
sorry to hear ya got a dryed up dick
dont be so qick to flop it out every chance you get
ya see I got to keep this pussy clean and wet
not drippin like your dick
thats what happens when ya think with the wrong head.
now go on go on
Im tired of wasting my time with some dick thinkin trick/john

KRSVal's picture

Mon, 07/02/2012 - 8:39am — KRSVal

You can have it back when we are done with it, RR he heeeee

bluesuedeshoe's picture

Sun, 07/01/2012 - 1:00pm — bluesuedeshoe

Love it...

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Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:04pm — Angel aka KRA

bwahahahahaha Very good.

MsBehavin's picture

Sun, 07/01/2012 - 11:34am — MsBehavin

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy Shit Brian :-) I am laughing so hard---the tears are steaming up my damn glasses---lmao :-)
I have two words for You. YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)