We were at the Tigers game tonight as the no hitter was happening, I never mentioned it, neither did my son or husband, we know better, but someone didn't cuz Anibal Sanchez pitched an unbelievable game tonight, and was robbed of the no hitter with 2 outs to go in the top of the ninth, by no less than Joe Mauer. UGH, but brilliant pitching by Sanchez. FYI for the baseball newbies, NEVER MENTION NO HITTER WHILE A NO HITTER IS HAPPENING!!! I don't buy into jinxes but I buy into this one.
On Christmas day, it seems I blew the engine on my car. I will be unloading my Kid Rock collectibles, Paradime Collectibles, and TBT Collectibles. My Car is going to cost me 3 Grand to repair, and I need all the funds I can to make sure I have a vehicle. So, in the upcoming days, be ready to bid, donate, and help a cause much greater then u may think. I am also organizing a benefit show...
Happy Trails
I got one fer ya-- I woke up from a dream a Devil without a cause had a dream of a black chick ,white guy in the background i heard the Party Ode.Today im feeling like a Gangster from the Oldschool.
There's no reason to work for the man in this wonderful country of ours. Just met with my husbands , now my business partner to go over the details of the new company . He and my spouse ave been working on patents for sometime and he's has quite a few and other ventures and seeing how he has some free time now we decided upon our venture of passive income bringing in about 15 g a day to start. I'm gonna be busy doing the marketing portion since I have all the contacts until it gets going and off the ground and then well, fishing, writing a few songs.
Should have stayed in bed
Red lights, ass wipes
Fat people walking around
With clothes too tight
ATM fees that just aint right
Rents too high, I don’t know why
Everywhere I go they buy and buy
I said Goddamn
I should of stayed in bed
Something wrong with my head
I should of stayed in bed
Scratch off winners
Mini thinners
Too many choices TV dinners
Fake laughing, traffic
Ex wife’s spastic
Head case spinning,
Go home to your basket
I said Goddamn
I shoulda stayed in bed
Something wrong with my head
I shoulda stayed in bed
Over worked, go a boss that’s a jerk
Everywhere I go, there’s twerps
I read a discussion topic the other day about a Kid Rock lullaby album for babies. So i thought it would be fun to see what song titles we could come up with if there really was one. Take the titles and change them up for a baby album. Here are a few to get started.
You never met a bottle sucker quite like me.
Somebody's got to smell this
Bawitdaba= bring me my ba-ba ma
American bare ass
God bless saturday= God bless my pack-n-play
I read a discussion topic the other day about a Kid Rock lullaby album for babies. So i thought it would be fun to see what song titles we could come up with if there really was one. Take the titles and change them up for a baby album. Here are a few to get started.
You never met a bottle sucker quite like me.
Somebody's got to smell this
Bawitdaba= bring me my ba-ba ma
American bare ass
God bless saturday= God bless my pack-n-play
:)
:)
Val you crap (I mean crack) me up.
420, my friend from Ann Arbor
420, my friend from Ann Arbor ( I know, Traitor town for a Spartan) actually had a band called Born Naked in the '90's :)
Val, those are some really
Val, those are some really good ones. What a creative mind.
I am the puke god
I filled one for ya
only mama knows why
when you love someone- you don't pee on them
welcome to my crib
born naked
crawl on
early risin' crib pimp
Colicky is perfect, Margo..I
Colicky is perfect, Margo..I seem a little too transfixed with poo for some reason :)
HA! Colicky... thats a good
HA! Colicky... thats a good one shorty...LOL
OMG Val, you are truly gifted
OMG Val, you are truly gifted!! Born Breech, Rock n Roll Poop Train...haha too many to mention. I had a hard time coming up with something all day....alls I came up with was Colicky :(
I got to kids that like to
I got to kids that like to squauk, just like the crap in your pants, as hard as rocks
I wanna be a cowboy baby
Toddler without a cause
That's what happens, you know their habits, that's what happens when mommy and daddy fuck like rabbits
Poop knocked out their sex drive
You never met a little drop like me
I love petting on kitties, blowing bubbles in my pants
For the life of me ,I can't figure out why daddy shot me
Powdered ass , cutie pie, its a new thing maybe, I'm kid and Kelleys baby
Oh and don't forget, I been shitting here right behind myself
I like petting kitties and sucking moms titties
Well since you seem to be
Well since you seem to be encouraging me Cedars (lol),
Don't Tell Me U Love Me (because then I'd have to change your pants, according to When U Love Someone (below)
For The First Time In A Long Time....Mommy Gets To Go Out Drinking With Her Friends
Where U At, Mom, Where U At
Son of The Mailman (You Better Hope Not, Ho)
Picture (of each and every thing you do for the rest of your life, you are welcome... Love, Mom....and I will show your girlfriends/boyfriends and potential spouses these pics, lol)
I've been thinkin' all day..
I've been thinkin' all day...and I couldn't even come up with one!
3 Pees to The Wind is my fave...LOL
Val....I think you have a gift!! LOL
Ok, More...
Ok, More...
Push-In Out Yo Valley
Wash The Booty
Poop Of The Nation
I Got One For Ya (no need to change title)
So Snott
Sugar (today, tonight, anytime)
When U Love Someone (you change their pants)
My work here is done ;)
OMG Ken, u r the best!!!
OMG Ken, u r the best!!!
God Bless Playdates
Born Breech (hope not)
Rock n Roll Poop Train
Cadillac Pee Pee
Feel Like Makin' Poo (cover)
Cold and Empty Bottle
Black Poo, White Peuk
Devil Without a Diaper
Somebody's Gotta Clean This Up
MotherPooper Quite Like Me
Poopy (cocky)
Early Mornin' First Pee
Dark and Brown
3 Pees To The Wind
here's one that goes way back
here's one that goes way back
Mom and dad i use drugs= Mom and dad i use enfamil
Ha ha I love them all :)))
Ha ha I love them all :)))