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Cut of My Jib

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    Cut of My Jib
    raprite says (08 Jun '12)

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    “She Likes the Cut of my Jib”

    Well, I met her down there
    At the Pike County Fair
    So fine, so divine
    With that, corn colored hair
    Walking on by
    Transfixed by her glare
    Struck by my presence
    All she could do was just stare
    She told me then, it’s all true I swear
    I like the cut of your jib
    Yes, she likes the cut of my jib

    Oh, she likes the cut of my jib
    With my chest puffed out
    And my big gut sucked in
    Budweiser dribbling off both of my chins
    She likes the cut of my jib
    Head butt me with that stubble
    Drinkin bubbly and gin
    Poppin gas bubbles in the bath tub
    Oh those guilty sins
    Oh you little Devil
    My Beelzebub
    She likes the cut of my jib
    Yea, she likes the cut of my jib

    Chorus
    She loves the swing of my hips
    Coarse hair on my lips
    Says Baby it don’t get no better than this
    She likes the cut of my jib
    Spend my life as your wife
    With 2 dozen kids
    She likes the cut of my jib
    End

    She likes to dress me
    In a tiny tank top
    Skin tight mini faded Levi cut offs
    Smack my ass and call me Sally
    Pull out all of the stops
    Oh, she likes the cut of my jib
    Yells it to the tree tops
    Tells it to her head Doc
    She likes the cut of my jib
    Don’t even matter that
    I don’t know what it is
    She likes the cut of my jib

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raprite's picture
on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 8:04pm

Thanks for the feedback, check this out

“She Likes the Cut of my Jib”

Well, I met her down there
At the Pike County Fair
So fine, so divine
With that, corn colored hair
Walking on by
Transfixed by her glare
Struck by my presence
All she could do was just stare
She told me then, it’s all true I swear
I like the cut of your jib
Yes, she likes the cut of my jib

Oh, she likes the cut of my jib
With my chest puffed out
And my big gut sucked in
Budweiser dribbling off both of my chins
She likes the cut of my jib
Head butt me with that stubble
Drinkin bubbly and gin
Poppin gas bubbles in the bath tub
Oh those guilty sins
Oh you little Devil
My Beelzebub
She likes the cut of my jib
Yea, she likes the cut of my jib

Chorus
She loves the swing of my hips
Coarse hair on my lips
Says Baby it don’t get no better than this
She likes the cut of my jib
Spend my life as your wife
With 2 dozen kids
She likes the cut of my jib
End

She likes to dress me
In a tiny tank top
Skin tight mini faded Levi cut offs
Smack my ass and call me Sally
Pull out all of the stops
Oh, she likes the cut of my jib
Yells it to the tree tops
Tells it to her head Doc
She likes the cut of my jib
Don’t even matter that
I don’t know what it is
She likes the cut of my jib

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KRSVal's picture

He he heeee Good one RR :)

MsBehavin's picture

Urban Dictionary: cut of your jib
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cut%20of%20your%20jib1. another way to say that someone is rather stlylish. 2. styling. 3. behaviour or attitude.

Well HELL YAH!!!!!!! :-) I like the "cut of your jib" too :-) Brian :-)

MsBehavin's picture

I was going to ask what the fuck a "jib" was---until I read the last couple lines.
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm about to "Google" this "cut of my jib"
I'll report back----still lmao :-)

bluesuedeshoe's picture

Nice job!