On Christmas day, it seems I blew the engine on my car. I will be unloading my Kid Rock collectibles, Paradime Collectibles, and TBT Collectibles. My Car is going to cost me 3 Grand to repair, and I need all the funds I can to make sure I have a vehicle. So, in the upcoming days, be ready to bid, donate, and help a cause much greater then u may think. I am also organizing a benefit show...
Happy Trails
I got one fer ya-- I woke up from a dream a Devil without a cause had a dream of a black chick ,white guy in the background i heard the Party Ode.Today im feeling like a Gangster from the Oldschool.
IF YOU COULDNT GET TICKETS FOR ANY OF THE DTE SHOWS, CHECK EBAY AND STUB HUB, THEY HAVE HUNDREDS, THOSE THIEVING BASTARDS, IS THIS S**T EVER GONNA STOP????
I have never been more PROUD to be KID ROCK fan than I am NOW! He is true to his word - says what he means and means what he says! Due to his low ticket prices, I am going to three of his concerts this summer, June 29th in Holmdel NJ, July 6th in Scranton PA, and July 9th in Camden NJ. I live outside of Philadelphia and this morning on our local radio station 93.3 WMMR morning show "Steve and Preston" were talking about all the upcoming concerts this summer. I was outside of my work waiting to see if they would mention him.
http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/1563764/kid-rock-rolling-stones-talk-scalping-summer-shows
Kid Rock, Rolling Stones Talk Scalping & Summer Shows
By Associated Press | May 24, 2013 7:48 AM EDT
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Kid Rock backstage at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards
Kid Rock is a scalper.
The 42-year-old Grammy winner, who is launching a summer tour where most tickets are priced at $20, said he's scalping about 1,000 tickets from each show to make up for the cheaper regular price.
"I'm in the scalping business, but you know what? We told everyone.
So--the other night this pack of Coyotes desends upon our neighbor's backyard----and drags one of their little dogs out into the woods :-(
Keep in mind I live less then 10 miles out of DOWNTOWN Atlanta. TOTAL city!!!!!!
~ So tonight----I hear a ruckus and "Wooot-woooot---woooot--"
So I come charging in----grab the loaded 38 ---and inform Eric that I am fucking sick of these Goddamn Coyotes------he comes charging after me----trying to get his gun back---lol----and ~listens.
He's like "Holy shit---that is a HOOT OWL :-)" (implying you're a dumb-ass :-) ~lol
Well---wtf---I am from DETROIT---we don't have shit like this up there---so
~PFFFFT :-)
Just protecting the neighborhood :-)
Anyone feel me on this??
So--the other night this pack of Coyotes desends upon our neighbor's backyard----and drags one of their little dogs out into the woods :-(
Keep in mind I live less then 10 miles out of DOWNTOWN Atlanta. TOTAL city!!!!!!
~ So tonight----I hear a ruckus and "Wooot-woooot---woooot--"
So I come charging in----grab the loaded 38 ---and inform Eric that I am fucking sick of these Goddamn Coyotes------he comes charging after me----trying to get his gun back---lol----and ~listens.
He's like "Holy shit---that is a HOOT OWL :-)" (implying you're a dumb-ass :-) ~lol
Well---wtf---I am from DETROIT---we don't have shit like this up there---so
~PFFFFT :-)
Just protecting the neighborhood :-)
Anyone feel me on this??
Min drive from the city. My
Min drive from the city. My aunt has a cabin in Ranger,Tx that sits on 110 acres and we get dear, wild ferrill- spelling, hogs, wild turkey, and there is a goat farm that is 2000 acres across the street. I don't know the name of these goats but they are the ones with the big floppy ears. Anyway, there is a jackass that protects those goats and you can't get anywhere near them or he will get ya. I also have a horse at moms in Arkansas named Apache and you can tell him to smile and he will flip his lips up and show you all his teeth, for some grain of course. I don't hunt or fish much anymore as I don't have time and I was always taught don't kill anything you aren't going to eat so I live by that rule.
I've always been a city
I've always been a city country girl going to the dear lease, shooting 410's, an AK, a 9ml, a shot gun, a 45, and numerous pellet and BB guns to begin with. I have to say I'm a pretty good shot. I also love to fish. The guys won't fish with me anymore because I intimidated them. Last time I caught the first, the last, the most, and the biggest and they just gave up. Anyway, I would regularly prime my fishing spot by throwing out bread, cereal or whatever I had that day. The catfish, which some are really really big got to where they would fight the ducks for the bread and flip their tails or fins at them scaring the ducks off. Well one day I had some left over donuts so I through one in the water whole and here comes this bid cat, a blue I think, and he kept trying to bite the donut but could not get his mouth around it so each time he would try to bite it, he would push the donut across the water. It was the funniest thing as you could tell he was getting mad as he would get more aggressive each time until finally the water softened it so that he could get a good bite and then it was as if he was pissed and tore it up, eating every last bite. Yesterday morning I went out on the front porch and we have 2 mallard ducks that come back every year and the female lays eggs in the planter around my neighbors pool. Well this morning I guess the ducks had pissed off the wild turkeys because the turkeys were chasing daffy and daffney, the names I gave them, across the lawn. I see red fox , which I have never seen before and I had to look twice cause at first I thought it was a cat until I saw the bushy tail and he was sitting on the side of our street eating out of a hamburger bag someone had thrown out. I also see lots of dear usually 2 houses down, jumping the fence to go to the creek coming off the cove. It's always momma doe, teen doe, and baby doe. I have to slow down when I come in during the evening. I see wildlife here I have never seen in the city which is just a 30
My husband and I live on
My husband and I live on Eagle Mountain Lake in Azle Texas, the country side of the lake, and we have numerous stories. We went out jet skiing one morning and as we were passing an uninhibited island I saw one of those really nice tubes that has the handles that you would pull behind a boat so I circled around and told my husband I was going to get it so he closed in behind me. As we got closer we could see 3 buzzards around it. I'm talking big ones, they don't come small around here. So as I got closer 2 of them grabbed the handles with their beaks and the third grabbed the tube part and they started pulling in back in the woods as if to say your not getting my floaty. Needless to say I was not about to have a brawl with a buzzard so I gave it up. Me and my husband laughed so hard we were crying because we could nit believe what we had just witnessed. Guess they wanted an air mattress to sleep on. We have a lot of good stories around here. I once was sitting down by the sea wall early one morning and I was watching one of those really big crains? Spelling, fishing. It picked up something with it's long beak and started flinging it around and as I saw him tip his head to swallow his catch I saw a snake being swallowed whole. The snake was approx 21/2 feet long and he gulped it down like nothing. I thought wow, I thought they only ate fish but apparently not.
OMG Your Mom getting of her
OMG Your Mom getting of her car & telling the bear to move is too fuckin funny!
Oh please let my first bear
Oh please let my first bear roll over and moan....I am laughing so hard the tears are streaming down my face.
Apparently this bear traveled
Apparently this bear traveled all over Keweenaw County---because--lmao---one day--my Mom calls me up---and the first words out of Her mouth were, "I am really pissed off---"
My Mom NEVER swears--EVER (I do enough of that for Her--lol :-)
She informs me that this DAMN-ASS bear set up camp in the middle of the Gay-Lake Linden Rd. and She was stopped for 45 minutes because his ass wouldn't move-----I dropped the phone I was laughing so hard------
THEN She tells me She FINALLY got out of the mini-van and tells this bear to move his ass----She said all he did was roll over and moan------OMG!!!!!!! ~To this day----I am STILL laughing so hard at the visual of this---I can barely type it.
Diana :-) I LOVE Tecumseh---
Diana :-) I LOVE Tecumseh----my Mom and Dad's Best Friends live down there in a OLD farm house :-)
Thank You for posting Your story :-) I was visualizing all that and lmao!!!!!!!!!
Blue :-) THANK GOD for the most part---black bears are docile------smart tho----remember I told You my Parents live in the Upper Peninsula? Well---apparently---there used to be this "problem bear" -----
He would lay in the middle of US-41 until the cars would stop----then he'd get up and come to the stopped car's window. Begging. He did that to us when we on our way up to Copper Harbour from Calumet----We actually "met" him---but I didn't know he was doing this stuff everyday----lol :-)
Big mooch ---lol :-)
My Heart and Soul says---that bear is going to know that You are
#1. A KrTbt fan and will beat his ass if he gets out of line :-)
And You are a GREAT Soul Blue :-)
Ha, ha, ha....thanks
Ha, ha, ha....thanks Misbehavin. You fellow Kid Rock lovers are alright by me! :)
Cougars and bobcats pretty
Cougars and bobcats pretty much roam through everywhere, but they don't stay usually.
We are having a real problem with the surging black bear population here. I haven't seen one yet, but the folks down both ends of the street at the bottom of our road have seen plenty. Being dependent on a walker or cane, I can't wait for the comedy when I limp around the corner and come face to face with one.
Msbehavin..........you crack
Msbehavin..........you crack me up! My 17 year old son prides himself at being a "redneck". We live in Southeast, Michigan so "redneck" always made me laugh. To him and his high school friends "rednecks" drive trucks, fish, hunt, listen to all kinds of music - a lot of country (LOUDLY), some chew (yuck), wear jeans and tshirts (khaki pants is considered "dressing up"), and they cruise this small town looking for girls until they finally tire of it and hit the local McDonalds for fries and cokes. If Bobby can be a "long haired, redneck, rock n roll' son of Detroit" then Kyle can be one from Tecumseh! LOL. Oh, we have coyotes too and that sound is creepy! It is even rumored that we have a cougar or two roaming the woods of Lenawee County?!
LMAO!!!!!!!!! You Guys are
LMAO!!!!!!!!! You Guys are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
Cindy :-) You are fitting right in :-) Please keep posting with us :-)
Val :-) Rsms :-) Cedar :-) Margo :-) and Bex (transplant by association---lol :-)~ My Michigan~Rednecks :-) I Love Ya's!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxy :-) I had to laugh my ass off---because when we got back from the cruise----neither one of us had any voice at all----so, if Your Canadian ass sounded Southern---no one knew!!!!! You know I Love You, my Friend :-)
Speaking of voice loss---Eric and I were in the cabin getting ready to go out one night---think it was Sat---but who knows--lol :-) He goes, "Sing some Janice Joplin"
So---I get thru about 2 lines of "Me and Bobby McGee" ~sounding like a teenage boy going thru puberty----with half of the words coming out in a whisper-----Eric was laughing so hard---he was crying----and I was too ---because it sounded so damn bad---
Serves me right for asking Eric (everytime he has a cold) to say, "Hello---my name is Johnny Cash" He sounds JUST LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Blue (and I Love Ya Too :-) is right-----I researched Coyotes----they prey on EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! Including small kids and deer if the pack is big enough. Look up "Coyotes" on Wikipedia----scary!!!!!!!!!!!! We had Coyotes in Michigan where I lived---like I saw one---onetime------but they never roamed in packs and bred as fast as they do down here---(must be the good weather). They are out of control----the pack the other night was at least 4 of them. They have killed almost every cat, rabbit, etc. in our little neighborhood-----now they're going after little dogs. Every other animal is OK by me---NOT the Coyotes. Hounds of Hell is more like it.
So---I am SERIOUSLY considering going to the gun range----and learn how to REALLY handle a loaded weapon !!!!!!!!
~Get Your Minds Out Of The Gutter :-)~ Lmao :-)
Just playin with ya RSMS (but
Just playin with ya RSMS (but I was glad to hear that you bathe lol)
You're in good company as Ty Stone lived DownRiver From A Big City, too :)
Val: Remember I was born and
Val: Remember I was born and raised Downriver so not a hick but a river rat...but I do become a redneck at my cabin. Up there we don't care if we match, can bathe in the lake, and always smell like smoke from the campfire.
Ha, ha, ha....too cool...
Ha, ha, ha....too cool....KRCVAL.... :)
Cinbad, I meant that you are
Cinbad, I meant that you are fitting right in..city gals have nothin on us ;) (now calm down city gals--we just have more machines and guns is all ;) )
msbehavin
msbehavin
Of course you are a redneck,you just spent 4 days with 2500 of them,some of that has got to wear off
I came home talking like I was born and raised in the south
Everynight at 4 am when I get
Everynight at 4 am when I get home from work,I sit here on the computer and listen to the coyots howl
I'm sure tryin' BECKXY.....I
I'm sure tryin' BECKXY.....I know huh, KRCVAL....LOL :) My son traded up for a smarter version (wife) 3 years ago....ha, ha, ha.
They are big suckers here in
They are big suckers here in CT, I had a two coyote rule....if spotted I turned around and went back the way I came. They prey on everything. If one came too close to me and I had a Glock.....stew. We also have big ass great horned owls and huge redwing hawks that nest in surrounding trees. Again, I go home. LOL!!!
LOL Cinbad, your red neck is
LOL Cinbad, your red neck is in like Flynn
RSMS, you flunked the redneck/hick test by posting that comment about guns (just kiddin)
Reminds me of Christmas Story movie..'You are going to shoot your eye out!!'
tff makes me think of the
tff makes me think of the time I saw my first snow owl way back when I used to pick the husband up from work at 2am in the morning.. heard this weird noise and then saw it sitting on a telephone pole and I was like what the ??? You're born to be one Donna ; )
lol Cinbad.. fitting right in ; ) But what don't have Kid Rock in it.. can def be fitted in somewhere. Last year as we were leaving a Kid Rock show in Hershey, PA.. we were slowly walking with our friends to their truck.. as we were gonna hang for a minute and shoot the breeze.... until I saw the coyote 50 feet away rummaging thru somebody's lil tailgate supplies and grill. Thought to myself.. oh hell that ain't no dog.. cuz I saw them once before. I nudged the husband to look and we both were like... look it's late.. and we gotta goooooo..lol Our friends never caught on to what made us book outta there so fast. I don't know what those things are capable of doing.. and I wasn't sticking around to find out either..lol
Coyotes are super creepy, we
Coyotes are super creepy, we got them at our house too. We'll be sitting in the backyard around the fire pit & hear them in the distance...party's over, time to go in! My Dad would shoot the ground hogs at their old house, they moved to the city recently & he's moved on to drowning chipmunks. He frickin tells me how many he's caught in his bucket...I'm like fingers in my ears lalala I don't wanna know this, ya freak! Not sure if that's redneck or crazy old man!
Dude...we hear coyotes a
Dude...we hear coyotes a couple times a week up here in Cedar....That eerie whine creeps me out...A Black Bear was snagged last week in Traverse City.
And "The Cat is Back!" ...the upper peninsula has had Mountain Lion sightings...
....Its a freekin jungle up in here! LOL
lol
lol
be careful dear with that gun!
Ha, ha, ha.....so what's
Ha, ha, ha.....so what's wrong with being a redneck....I resemble that remark! My former city girl daughter-in-law asked my country, redneck son to stop shooting the squirrels.....ummmmm.....they were rats....LOL OMG....I responded to a post that didn't mention Kid Rock.....am I gonna fit in....LOL Wink, wink, nudge, nudge..... ;)
P. S. Sorry about your little dog.
Take Care & Rock On
Don't feel bad, Donna, I'm a
Don't feel bad, Donna, I'm a hick from the sticks--(we have hoot owls , coyotes, racoons, possums, turkeys, stray cats, lol)
So is a hick a country bumpkin from the North, and a Redneck from the South? Who can clear this up for me? ;)
First off.I so knew this was
First off.I so knew this was your post.didnt even read the name.
Secondly
What you mean you dont have owls in the D.....Laughs
Thirdly
I wouldnt mind you and your 38 protecting me
Fourthly
Yes you are a redneck most definitly....:)