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So--i thought of this invention--lol

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    So--i thought of this invention--lol
    MsBehavin says (17 May '12)

    ~And would love to have some opinions on this please :-)
    I am a notorious drunk-poster--once in a while (let's stick with that scenerio--lol :-)----
    The next morning when I read over what I have posted---I can't make sense of of it myself---and I KNOW that nobody else can either-----
    ~SOOOOOOOO----this is my invention-----
    ~~SOOOOOOO what if----before You could post on ANY social network online----there was a breathalizare (I've tried to spell that right 10 times--fuck it--lol :-)
    ~Hooked up to Your computer-----so before You posted anything---You had to blow and be under whatever the legal limit is. Just a thought-----PLEASE tell me ----what are YOUR thoughts?
    ~donna

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on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 9:58pm

~And would love to have some opinions on this please :-)
I am a notorious drunk-poster--once in a while (let's stick with that scenerio--lol :-)----
The next morning when I read over what I have posted---I can't make sense of of it myself---and I KNOW that nobody else can either-----
~SOOOOOOOO----this is my invention-----
~~SOOOOOOO what if----before You could post on ANY social network online----there was a breathalizare (I've tried to spell that right 10 times--fuck it--lol :-)
~Hooked up to Your computer-----so before You posted anything---You had to blow and be under whatever the legal limit is. Just a thought-----PLEASE tell me ----what are YOUR thoughts?
~donna

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TammyRay's picture

msb--I'd say about 6 hours or so..Let me know, my doors open.. you still have my little green card??

TheRoxy's picture

We LOVE YOU and your drunk posting!!!!!!!

Miss you

xoxoxox

rocksavedmysoul's picture

LOL you guys!

just because's picture

I agree with K8 and Margo. It makes for good reading. Besides, we are all humbled by reading our own drunk posts the next day. I don't think any one judges 'cause we've ALL done it ;) I just laugh at myself and say "damn that wine was good!"

Margo C's picture

I'm with K8 on this too, that would take some of the fun outta reading posts ;)
If there was such a thing, I think you should be able to personalize it to yourself...like for me, from past experiences, too many attempts at spelling a word & so many typos in sentence...oh and look out for keywords...like if I try to put (dude) more than twice in a comment I'm probably drunk posting, then it wouldn't let me post. Haha

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MS B, that would suck. I enjoy reading over the posts the next day. I often sit and laugh out loud, and need it. We totally support you in all your drunk posting!, and everything else, for that matter. And, yes, avoid those drunk hook ups, but I'm with Val on the ol delete button. Wish I had one I could carry around with me. CONGRATULATIONS to your g/f who is going to LALA land for playboy. Best of luck to her. That's totally cool. Happy Fucking Friday, biotches! xoxoxo
P.S. Val send details on the party. LOL

KRSVal's picture

Party at Diana's!!!

Diana R's picture

MSBEHAVIN.............you are too funny. I remember a few years ago I bought this little packet at a local beer store (they looked like little match sticks) that were supposed to tell you how drunk you were when you breathed on them. Didn't work :( I get in more trouble like that?! LOL. Today, it is TGIFF and there is some BadAss Beer in my fridge for the weekend! YAY!

TheRoxy's picture

I think that invention...suckass

I like drunk posting,makes the rock and roll world go round

MsBehavin's picture

Meaning---SCREW THE HELL OUT OF THAT BS!!!!!!!!!!! NO FUCKING THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SO wish You Guys could come down here this weekend-----we're going to go over to Gadsden on Sat and see John Stone and His Band :-)
I'm excited :-)

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Val :-)
I Love You :-)
I'm a Taurus----aka---"the worry-ier" ~lol
(I know----what happened to that cool song---"The Warrior" ? lol :-)~
Remember that song?
And I know---but I still don't want to be classified on anyone's "Lunatic Fringe"---ever
I am NEVER worried about drunk hook-ups on-line-------I've heard too many horror stories on that one----both sides---lol

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And Tammy :-)
~this is not a drunk post--btw :-)
How far are You from LA? My best Friend is flying out there this weekend for the Playboy Auditions----She is our age---and HOTTTTT as hell :-)
I am beyond happy and excited for Her :-)
She knows all about the cruise--You and Ted ---and all of Our KrTbt Family :-)
I am keeping my fingers crossed for her :-)

KRSVal's picture

Donna, you worry too much. Just use the delete/edit button; out of sight, out of mind--then just pretend it didn't happen!!!!
It doesn't work for drunk hook-ups, but it does for drunk posts, so WTH! lol!!!!

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Leave it to Your ass to have spell-check--lmao!!!!!!!!! I have it---but it only tells You that "Your current spelling is fucked up" :-) ~"no further changes---at this time" ~WTF????? ~lol
~Lol----Tammy----I cannot tell You HOW MUCH I JUST LOVED HANGING OUT WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! And You have the MOST awesome man on the planet as well :-) I am SOOOOOOO looking forward to 2013--get ready :-)
I plan on having a huge bar allowance :-)

TammyRay's picture

that is just tff...but why stop there? maybe there should be a breathalyzer (I have spell check) at
(I'll only name a couple and leave some ideas for others)
* atm machines * casino card tables and slot machines * the bars jukebox