"Indian" Parody, hit me back if you want

“INDIAN”

Well, I’m packing up my shit gonna head up North

Where Eskimo bitches are there not wearing shorts

Find an igloo to chill, buy an old snow mobile

Find some hills, have a few thrills

I’m the real Red Man, Navaho cock

Bustin up lots of Squaws twats, leave a smoldering crotch

Find a tee Pee and whip it out

Watch that bitch go down like she’s inspecting her pouch

Then onto Fairbanks I’m gonna stay

Set up shop selling bales of hay

Find some pale faced bitch that likes to say

I need an Indian

Indian Baby

Indian

Giving out haircuts, cause scalpings frowned on today

Indian

Like fire water cause it makes me all crazed

Indian

Throwing tomahawks, shooting arrows all day

Indian

I can hit a sparrow with an arrow from a mile away

Well, I betcha hear my hooves a pounding

When my horse rides in

Damn how he farts, thank God for the wind

Smoking peace pipes, eatin shrooms til I’m outta my mind

Then take that Eskimo bitch on her knees from behind

Snow balls, Pine trees, mountains covered with ice

Get a GPS find Sarah P and lock it down tight

Freezing like the enemy Batman used to fight

There’s a wild Red Man stumbling through the woods

And He’s an Indian baby

Indian

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Love saying Tonto cause that’s a cool name to say

YEA! Red Man, you can call me Red

Or Daddy like your wife calls me in bed

Yea I’m red, no I aint white

Find Davy Crockett make him scared for his life

See Daniel Boone, snatch that hat made of coon

Make him understand hunting’s over in June

Geronimo, call me G

Straight off the reservation, straight out the Tee Pee

Drink like an Indian, fall down and shit

Cross both legs when I sit

Pass that pipe brother, time for a hit

Red man blastin through Alaska and

He’s an Indian Baby

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