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The Drinking Thread
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The Drinking ThreadTammyRay says (03 Dec '11)Drink till Drunk!!!!!~All in Fun
What's your Favorite COCKtail, Beer, or Wine aka What Poison do you like most?
What's the Wildest thing you've ever done while drunk?
What's your most embarassing Drunk Moment?
Any Drunk Cop Stories??
Favorite City you've Drank / got Drunk in :)
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Drink till Drunk!!!!!~All in Fun
What's your Favorite COCKtail, Beer, or Wine aka What Poison do you like most?
What's the Wildest thing you've ever done while drunk?
What's your most embarassing Drunk Moment?
Any Drunk Cop Stories??
Favorite City you've Drank / got Drunk in :)
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Hahahaha guess we should start a fund for the next one of us having a flash back to this thread during our next encounter with an osifer...
he he he he
Okay, back to the porn thread...
too funny OTB
LOL-But Osifer I only had a sip-oops-hahaha
A - B - C - D - E - F - G
H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P
Q - R - S - T - U and V,
W - X - Y and Z
Now I know my A - B - C's
Next time won't you sing with me?
Please Osifer, Please! :)
That is the best part of these threads, they are so flipp'n entertaining and we are all so human.
AJAY ~ Best of luck, man, on the shcool thingie, it's NEVER too late.
Outside The Box ~ tears in my eyes over the ABC song. Especially the "Now I Know...." part f'n priceless! LOL they also hate when you say, "Yes Osifer" not good ;)
Cocktail: Margarita; Beer: PBR; Wine: Penfolds Shiraz (dark, bold, red oaky) in winter, chard or pinot in summer (Florida heat); Champagne; After dinner favorite 50/50 Grand Mariner and Bailey's on ice or neat. Love Nassau Royale on ice. Hubby likes it best after diving. He gets dry mouth from the regulator.
Wild drunk: Can't remember. I leave those stories to the innocent bystanders...as my recolection suffers after that many.
Most embarassing: public peeing and getting caught with my pantelonies down.
Cop stories: I live in the woods and they are not invited. When out, I make every effort to behave b/c I have three girls 23, 16, and 14 and a "bail me out" call just makes me cringe knowing it will be used against me in a court of family.
Favorite city: NYC and loved party'n at Deer Valley in Park City UT (lots o coffee drinks)
Laughed so hard I cried at all the wonderful, funny stories....
These definitely need to be in the book!!
Thank You for par-taking in this thread..
as for me........
Favorite COCKtail seems to switch all the time from my Champagne w/ a Goldschlager shot to my bacardi and diet coke to Jack on the rocksto Baily's in my ice coffee--
my beer choice seems to change often too for years I was a dedicated Michelob drinker, then times got a little rough and had to switch to Natural Ice, mb, or pbr, basically whatever was the cheapest, went to coors light (started thinking about the calories)and more recently picked up a 6 pack of Moosehead, (either for a niner game, Anthrax, or Kracker, can't remember) anyway wasn't too bad.. as for the wine selection I'm a white wine drinker the colder the better and usually with ice..use to be a big Pino Grigio fan but more recently switched over to Sauvignon Blanc..
there's a few wild embarassing cop stories that involve puking, f**king, and pissing my pants, but this one comes to mind.....
Not sure how but the cops ended up at my house talking to me and asking "me" questions, I must of been drinking tequila because my answers were something to the effect of "This is MY House" "Your on MY property" "Don't tell ME what to do" "I'll drink wherever I want." Not sure how or why but the cops kept their cool, shook their head, laughed at my behavior, told my husband "Good Luck" and let me go as I was walking off w/ a drink / beer in hand cussing at them going to my side yard to drink more..Can someone say LUCKY!!!
as for my fav. cities has to be SF and Vegas!!
Omg Shirlee that's too funny! My drink of choice is beer, when I drink liquor I turn into an obnoxious asshole & usually I'm puking by the end of the night. They're are so many funny, embarrassing stories, but I'll tell the ones that keep getting brought up to this day by my friends 25 years later. When I was a teen, a bunch of friends were sitting around playing the quarters drinking game & suddenly beer foam starts coming outta of my mouth, not projectile vomit, just like a foam waterfall all over the table...everyone was laughing at me. The worst part for me was I had a major crush on one of the boys that was there, I was so embarrassed...but apparently it didn't repulse him too bad 'cause we ended up hooking up later that night & dated for 2 months till his parents sent him to rehab. The other story that keeps getting brought up...I picked up my friend in the morning on our way to high school, I went down this dirt road so we could smoke a joint 'cause it was her b-day, we were celebrating...anyways after we got done smoking the joint, I pulled into a driveway to turn around & I backed right into the mailbox, bent the post...a couple a days later we went out there to see the damage, when I went to turn around I pulled into a different driveway & backed into different mailbox, this time I was sober! I have more stories that involve vomiting in cars, public urination...but I think I'll save those for another time.
It was BADASS BEER
Ok here it goes
I dont drink unless I get DRUNK, what the point I figure.
Carlo Rossie Burgandy wine and good ol Budweiser but if Im buying it's Bush
I'll plead the fith I enjoy what freedom I have.
Knowing my boyfriend at the time could have died. I was talking on the phone and he keep jestering to me and paceing all around, I shewed him away a couple of times and finally left the room paying no mind to him. Come to find out latter he was trying to get my attention becaues he was ckocking on something, he said he had to go outside and beat his self against a tree to dis-loge it.
Only one cop story but the substance stareted with an L and ended with a D...I might add I went home and read the bible for three days and never done it again
Detroit
LOL-another very funny thread-love these kind they make me laugh and just go to show we are all somewhat the same-all in good fun! :)
Now my drink/wine choices depend on what's going on and my past moments would take a full size novel and the police are sometimes my friends and sometimes well-you get it-lol
I will say that the police that aren't my friends yet-lol, do not like the abc's sung to them when asked to say the alphabet and do not ever end with "Now I know My ABC'S" or The jackson Fives' ABC Song -LOL :)
Just some advice from me take it or leave it but man those ABC'S -LOL
I usually stick to beer and wine (Kendall Jackson cabernet is my go-to)..
Wildest thing done when drunk? parked in our front yard in E. Lansing while at MSU b/c parking is always at a premium--cop came and gave me a ticket..my pals took a picture of the whole thing..I then burned a cigarette hole thru the ticket and sealed it with with some chewed gum when I mailed it back to them :)
Embarassing drunk moment? Either peeing in the parking lot of a bar in full sight of everyone, or puking in my friend's car (that never goes over too well)
Favorite city to drink in? East Lansing (or wherever I am at the moment ha haa)
I LOVE Reading this Thread, 'VERY FUNNY' !!!! GOOD TIMES !!!
Denise...that was funny. Thanks for the great laugh (could be because I'm a little toasted) Either way I love that you took that Bitch's pants. Good for you.
I'ma throw something out there too..........my favorite COCKtail is somewhat "Lame", I like my Vodka with a splash of Tonic water.(Double shots ALWAYS!) Prefer to smoke for my "buzz", but a drink to keep the "roll" going is good! Guess the "wildest thing I ever did while drunk" would of been , some 20yrs ago, at the Limelight (in the ATL) 2 things: #1) Let my friends USE my fingernails to snort a "bump" of their "goodies" on the dance floor. #2) Stole a pair of pants out of the bathroom (girl was in the Wet T-shirt contest and had put on a pair of shorty-shorts, supplied by the bar.) And it was January, coldest winter in GA ever! She was NOT LIKED by me cuz she kept trying to STEAL my boyfriend (of 4 yrs) so I took her PANTS while she was on the stage!!! I know, pretty lame, but WELL WORTH the enjoyment of watching her leave in short shorts and FREEZE HER A$$ OFF! Most embarrassing drunk moment was after a party with the girls drinking shots of whatever we could think of, room started spinning, took a walk outside sat my a$$ down on bumper of friends car and heard her say (a bit later!) : "I don't know where she is!!" And THEN the car CRANKS UP and she PULLS OUT!!! left my drunkass sitting on the CURB!! (yes, ANOTHER "curb" moment!!) Couldn't stand up,called cab and had to tell them to LOOK for the BITCH sittin' on the CURB!! And to PLEASE assist her with GETTING in the CAB!! No drunk cop stories.....sorry! Favorite city : MOST DEFINATELY Atlanta, GA.....oh, yeah, I forgot! Got drunk, went to see Aerosmith in ATL with a couple of "drinkin' buddies" got ahold of some "T" and then got sick sittin' in between two guys in back seat and asked for something to PUKE in and they GAVE ME a PIZZA TRAY!! YEP, not EVEN an inch deep and after spewing I was trying to balance it while riding and the two guys were all pinned up against the windows trying to AVOID the SPILLAGE!! Now they bring a TRASH BAG for "emergencies"!!! stay tuned: the Madgrabber story comin' up!
I haven't posted here cause I really can't think of an embarrassing drunk moment. Once, in high school, I got plastered at a basketball game and my friends were afraid to take me home so they took care of me till I sobered up but I was in big trouble with the principal and my parents the next day. Then again when I was young and inexperienced, I passed out in our bathroom (guess Kid and I have that in common). I learned after that how to handle my drinking. I do love Chardonnay, chilled. B52's are my favorite mix drink and vanilla bourbon is my favorite shot. The wildest thing ever done while drunk...stealing our dock back from the neighbor down the road. No cops! Favorite city...Cheboygan :)
I'd also like to add that the embarrassing incident was last late winter. I did have an overnight bag and plans not to be too stupid. Since then i am bit more cautious. I don't drink all the time anyways...with different medical problems i have had it is even less...Drink once in awhile now....
Will probably be drinking considerably less then once in awhile for the next year. I ain't gonna have the time...i will be to busy and will need to conserve my brain cells so i can work on remembering....Got notified that i got accepted to that school thing i been wanting and praying would happen. SO pray for a crazy music junkie fool like myself to do well y'all!!! I am also and old fart and hoping my poor old brain cells can retain and make it for @ least one more year!!!
Jeremiah Weed's sweet ice vodka.
It involved me going to jail i guess and staying 24 hours there.
Or perhaps the times i didn't have trouble and scaled a fence while staying overnight @ a hotel and seeing an 80's rock band bill with other like minded fans. We scaled the fence to get in the pool and swim drunk. (in Poplar Bluff, MO)
See the first part of the prior answer for embarassing.
See first wildest story for cop stories. Perhaps i should have carried 2 lighters on me to smoke. That is where it all started. I dropped mine and asked the ppl in front of me who were assholes and didn't want to be bothered...
Favorite cities would be Poplar Bluff, MO, St. Louis, MO and one of these days hopefully Nashvegas, TN (with a good ending of course)....
Favorite Cocktail- anything with Whiskey but Bluemoon Beer is easier on the Tummy!
The stupidist thing that I ever did while drunk (1/2 a bottle of Jack) was decide to go out late at night and set off M80s. My friend and I walked down the road to a dead end and I lit it and threw it directly under a car with kids making out in it. I never saw the car until it was too late. To say the least they were a little pissed and we had to hide in fields until they stopped looking for us. I have never drank that much again!
Vegas is alot of fun to get drunk in, but I can lose a little too much money if I do.
Oh, do my college days come rushing back in bits of blurry images! Favorite was Jack Daniels, for sure. Never got too wild but a bunch of us decided to go bar hopping, on foot, in mini skirts and high heels, in the winter, in Minnesota. A miracle none of us frost-bit our toes. I guess the booze really does keep you warm! Ended up all passed out in my roommate's parents' house. Rumor has we walked there but it was several miles. Embarrassing would be puking out the car door and then falling out of the car into the puke in a full-length wool coat. Sealed it in a garbage bag, left it outside to freeze, and ran out of the drycleaners the next day before they could open the bag and see what was inside! I can't remember ever picking it up. I think I was too embarrassed to go claim it.
LMMFAO!!!!!!! Let me think on the just right responses to these profound questions~lol :-)
Ok---lol :-)
1.) Whiskey---
2.) Which time? lol :-) i have a FEW wild drunken stories :-)
3.) See above---question 2 :-)~ probably--when we were playing a show---and my drunk ass decided that the whole bar needed to see my tits from the stage :-)~ i heard about it the next day----either that---or when i lived in Detroit and i passed out (forehead face down---perched atop a Molson Canadian on the Stripper's platform runway :-)~nice :-) in Studio 4 in Canada (i'll save the "coming back across the Border--" story-----for another time :-)
4.) :-)~ Yup---i harrassed an Officer of the Law----i told him how damn HOTT!!!! He looked in His uniform---He was NOT impressed---lol :-)
5.) Detroit :-) Gadsden, Alabama and Atlanta, Georgia :-)
(Yah---i've been around :-)
THANK YOU Tammy :-) for this thread :-)
~MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
clarification: I was drinking the margaritas, not my nephew. LOL
I'm not a vodka drinker either. Embarrassing story: I wasn't embarrassed, but my husband (then boyfriend at the time) was.
We were in Texas. It was like 100 degrees so my future bro-in-law mixed margaritas. I was sitting in a kiddie pool with my soon to be little nephew and was sucking those margaritas down like water. My boyfriend (who was not drinking) had to run to the store to get some stuff for dinner. He took me with him (his mistake) and I was pushing the shopping cart into people in the grocery store and LMAO (it was a dry county and about 3 in the afternoon). I kind of remember it.
I can probably count how many times I've been drunk on one hand!! AND, I'm half way to 90!! Don't get me wrong, I try, after all I'm an Irish lass. So, of course Bailey's Irish Whiskey is a favorite, a nicely mixed 7n7 (yummy ; ) as is a Malibu Rum and OJ, and just about anything goes with Vodka right? Bloody Marys, Screwdrivers, Greyhounds, Cap Cods, White Russians . . . I heard Kid say he doesn't like Vodka! Huh? That's okay, more for me. ; }~ About the only thing I don't like is gin. And, damn if I don't have one drop of alcohol in the house right about now -- boo!!
Not a wild drinking story, but I smoked a funny cigarette in the men's bathroom at the Vegas airport once, many moons ago of course.
Perhaps my most embarrassing drunk moment is yet to come? ; ))
Yelling at a Canadian Mountie in a little town outside of Calgary, in Drumheller. He was writing my friend a ticket for having an open bottle of alcohol two feet outside the bar -- wtf?!! She paid the ticket over my objections. Turns out she did the right thing, cuz I wasn't aware of her little stint in jail during a prior visit to Canada. Gotta tell ya, that night in Drumheller ranks up there as one of the best times ever!! Dinosaurs and Hutterites, who would have guessed?
San Fransisco is one of my all-time favorite cities. And, I'm a loser for not being back for probably 15 years!! Gotta fix that, and soon. So, there you have it Tammy Ray.