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    The Porno Thread
    MsBehavin says (28 Nov '11)

    Post it ALL!!!!!!! ~Tee-Hee

    What positions do You like the most?

    Fave Porn Star?

    Fetishes?

    Are the Cops looking for You anywhere?

    And ---finally---the City, You most Love :-)

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on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 8:31pm

Post it ALL!!!!!!! ~Tee-Hee

What positions do You like the most?

Fave Porn Star?

Fetishes?

Are the Cops looking for You anywhere?

And ---finally---the City, You most Love :-)

just because's picture

Rock his world RSMS!!! LMAO :))

rocksavedmysoul's picture

hubby home now JB. I think I'll take your advice.

Outside The Box's picture

OMG-AC/DC song running through my head now "Big Balls" -LOL

Outside The Box's picture

Muah to you K8 and thanks still waiting on a ride though-LOL

Story of my life-ha,ha,ha :D

OMG-you guys are gonna have too much fun, can't wait to hear about it and see pics!!!

Happy Holidays and once again shout out to guys with Big Balls-Hell Yeah!!! lol

Bigg Balls; 420; & Bart ~ SHOUT OUT!

Outside The Box, Enjoy the ride tee he he. Those of us going will take lots of pics to share with you along with the stories.

Ladies, I was looking at pics of the ship and there ARE items that appear "curbish" :) and the security staff will probably love it!

TammyRay LMAO buttered corn on the cob...blahahahahha love it!

Momof8 funny shit, sorry I missed that one. Really?! NO shave? Hmmmm, can't do it. Too f'n hott in Florida! Tile is always cooler ;)

KRSVal's picture

That's right, Cheryl.. we're keeping our eyes on you now, 420 :)

rocksavedmysoul's picture

420: LOL. He WAS totally serious!

Momof9's picture

Gee, I thought I learned a lot on the No Shave November thread! I'm thinking I've got to print this out, 3-hole punch it and make myself a little owner/operator manual! LOL

420allday's picture

RSMS: maybe he took a little blue pill for dinner. You should have flashed him. lol

CHERYL: When the pilot comes on and says "we are experiencing some unexplained turbulence" then you'll know.
Thanks for the info. I'm still not sure when we are leaving. We might go a day early.

@ 420 if your joining the mile high club when you fly to Miami, I am glad that Val is in the seats near me. You'd better pick seats at the back of the plane so we don't tell the whole KCR. You know us MHO's from Detroit like to talk. Just got notice from Priceline that fights to Miami have dropped once again in case you are interested.

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I got hit upon by an 80 year-old man yesterday at my parents' assisted living facility. The man, I won't use his name, motioned for me to come over and talk to him in the dining room. He told me he would like to see me in a red dress, strappy high heels and red fingernail polish. Then he told me, "One day with him and I'd leave my husband." I politely talked to him, and then left, LMAO. I still "got" it (with 80-year olds at least).

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not bog i meant big- I really have to start checking these things--Why don't they let you correct your posts? I so don't understand that!!

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ok so no curbs on the ship-lets see how many places we CAN come up with to have sex on the ship
outside of the cabin that is!!
I'm going for round 2 on the Balcony

so glad my shirt will have a bog ol' ear of corn on the cob, with butter dripping off the tip!!!!!
Yummy Yum!!

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K-8 -I won't be on the cruise :( but have a large fat carrot there for me too-LOL You guys I'm sure are gonna have a blast!!!

Chillin the most and rocking that bitch up and down the coast!! :)

Have so much fun!!! And this thread was just too funny all the way around!!! :)

Still Big Shout Outs for the two guys with the Big Balls, Bart and 420!!! :D

Sorry *compromise*

Ms.B ~ I am certain there will be comprimise. There must be "curb like" thingies on the boat!

Laura ~ it was like seeing your light bulb go off. LoL loved it!

RSMS, VAL, & 420 ~ I don't think I've laughed this hard in eons! I was extatic to sign on and see the thred was still active. It makes the wait for the cruise so much easier to take. Would'nt it be funny if those of us who are going wore a shirt with a picture of our "favorite" fruit or veggie on it....hahaha and only those of us who caught this thread would understand. Oh, and of course those few guys who have been lurking on the thread. Just a thought. Have a great day girls and thanks again.
Katie

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i think the apostrophie--lol--if that is spelled right--is in the wrong place---and has been all night--lol---and i'm from Detroit--so--YOU GUYS :-)
(We still have no curbs :-)
i'll tell Sixthman about that tomorrow when i ring them up to tell them that i haven't forgotten about my cruise payment---

MsBehavin's picture

SERIOUS problem ~Ya'll----there aren't any curbs on the ship----:-)~

Laura_28's picture

TammyRay- never mind....just found it.

Laura_28's picture

Okay TammyRay i"ll bite (not literally of course,).....what is the doggie up. Just found this and have found it very entertaining. Thanks for a little fun.

rocksavedmysoul's picture

yeah, JB, especially after reading this thread!

just because's picture

That does sound like fun. I haven't been to dinner dance or wedding in a long time. I love dancing with my girlfriends. And we did something very pg...watched the movie "Super Eight". Really good. Hope your hubby has safe travels and home soon. Jump his bones when he gets home! Lol.

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nope Val-I just got home from a dinner dance. My husband is out of town so I went to a Xmas dinner dance with a girlfriend whose husband is in Turkey. We ended up having a blast, dancing to just about every fast song. Kid would be happy to hear that the dance floor was packed during All Summer Long. I think we had more fun that the ladies who brought their hubbies. The guys kept checking their phones for the State score all night. Good night y'all.

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Well for heaven's sake--everyone must be watching the State game--

rocksavedmysoul's picture

Good gracious, you all must be very "busy" (and by busy you all know what I'm referring to) since no one has posted in the last four hours.
You can tell I'm home alone-LOL.
:(

Wild Friday night in my household. Yessiree...

rocksavedmysoul's picture

you, too, 420

KRSVal's picture

@ JB.. my vino has been open for 2 hours, so I'm way ahead of you!! LOL

just because's picture

LMAO... RSMS!
Just opened the wine so I've got time. Don't hold it against me if I drunk post. lol

420allday's picture

have a good night everybody.

rocksavedmysoul's picture

nope, JB-he won't land for 14 hours (unless I call someone else...LOL)

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