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The Porno Thread
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The Porno ThreadMsBehavin says (28 Nov '11)
Post it ALL!!!!!!! ~Tee-Hee
What positions do You like the most?
Fave Porn Star?
Fetishes?
Are the Cops looking for You anywhere?
And ---finally---the City, You most Love :-)
142Filed Under: Express The Kid Rock In You!
Post it ALL!!!!!!! ~Tee-Hee
What positions do You like the most?
Fave Porn Star?
Fetishes?
Are the Cops looking for You anywhere?
And ---finally---the City, You most Love :-)
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Yeah 420, you just remember we are sweet and innocent...got it! Sweet and ok, not sooo innocent. But no funny looks or I'll call you on it! heheehe. Just kidding :)
Tonight is Friday #uck night. Woo hoo for me! (Sorry RSMS...you could have phone sex. hehee)
ha-ha. I have never been on a plane so i haven't had the pleasure. But i will be flying to get to the cruise.
Leaving work now, thinking about going curb-squatin tonight. lol
Too funny!!!!
I meant he is on a plane right now and it's Friday night and I'm home-LMAO
But I never said I never did...
RSMS sorry, i thought you meant you and your hubby had sex on a plane.
KRCVAL: hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
ha ha ha Val
420, just try to forget everything you have read here when you see us all again--lolol
LOL-he better not!
the mile high club WOO-HOO
hubby on a plane
It's friday and everybody is probably having sexy time. Trying out all the new tips from this thread. lol
What do I see here? has no one had sex or naughty thoughts for a whole 16 hours? lol
This being a Friday and all--I count it as one of my Lucky *uck days he heeeee
Horse back..................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdAoiVp0TQ
And here are some other strange places "To Make Whoopie" LOL
Favorite Position of course: Cowgirl
Fave Porn Star: Dale DaBone
Leathers
No Cops since i have been in the relocation program......(not but sounded funny)
Amarillo
Thanks for the warning Jade.
Moving right along...want to spice things up...give an impromptu lap dance to your significant other. Not sure how to...google it. There's lots of instruction. It's fun, kind of empowering (no touching till I say so), and sexy as hell. Best when done to Kid Rock of course. Somehow his music and stripping just go together nicely! My personal fave...Devil With... Have fun Y'all ;)
Outside, just have the guy ride behind you then... that's fun too! :-P
At lunch and came on too read-OMG-too funny all of this!!!
Jade thanks for the heads up (no pun intended-haha) but I like the man in front to wrap my legs around and I totally prefer it that way than solo, for real! And the smell of them! Yummy! As far as heat to cold totally agree except in the summer sun-ice can be so nice-lol
K8-I saw the erotic museum in Amsterdam it was very interesting as well -lol
until later...
OMG...Just google World Erotic Art Museum. I found a pic of the bed and sosooooooo much more! ENJOY!!!!
Good info, Jade.
I have to agree with Just Because...only those who have not had the pleasure ;)
Places ~ on the water (boating); the woods; the beach (a lil gritty); and I once used the conference room table at my office, after hours...
In Miami there is this museum dedicated to all things erotic. They have stone age vibrators/dildoes and all this amazing art dealing with erotica that dates back ions. It's called WEAM, The World Erotic Art Museum. Anyway, there is this huge four post bed carved out of wood with ALL the Karma Sutra postitions carved into it. It's AMAZING! You may be able to google for a picture but the curator does not allow cameras and out of respect, I did'nt take photos.
be warned everyone, links that start out "bit.ly" are often virus things. its a redirect site, so it wll send you somewhere else. since I don't know Jfeigs, I'm not clicking on it.
Wow...sick photo album of Kid Rock at The Beacon Theatre http://bit.ly/rMlJ06
Outside The Box, screw the boyfriend, just get a Harley and learn to ride. No need for the guy... the bikes are like huge, hot, speeding vibrators all on their own..
I was in a Harley dealership last month and the sales person (who didn't realized I rode there on my own) showed me a bike that had a vibrator built into the seat for the passenger. He seemed totally surprised that I wasn't excited. like I care? I'm not sitting back there lol~ I'm up front driving baby.
and as far as cold goes... I need heat. that's all I'm sayin'.
alrighty then, I think I've shared enough TMI for the morning. have a good one folks!
One more thing since I have to go put clothes in the dryer before work-don't forget the spin cycle of the washing machine or the vibration of a good Harley bike ride clasping your guy in front hard with your legs and chest rubbing on him with his neck right there-Oh my God and just going down the road-Oh My God you people are killing me ( I need a boyfriend-whine/cry-lol)-I've got to get my mind on today!
MSB-see what you started!!!
:D
LOL- how this thread is going down all roads -lol shout out to our second man with balls as well 420allday but Bart is still The Man-lol
okay ladies I really find all the choices interesting coming up from food to household items but we do have the internet for shopping or in some cases a porn store/toys somewhere in close vicinity-lol
Jade you made me laugh so hard with the cold screw drivers -OMG!!!! There was this great thing I got at a store called "Jewel of the Nile" shaped very well and meant for the freezer and then as things go it would get un-thawed with body heat and continue from there-I say give it a try especially in summer it can be very nice!
And personally there is always a girls best friend in dire situations of the "life saver all purpose vibrator so you're always ready!!! Comes in it's own case that looks like the old Life saver candies-lol
Too lets not forget vibrating bath sponges on those rare occasions when a girl can have a candle, nice music, glass of wine, a hot bath and do what needs to be done-Hell Yeah !!!-
I mean guys jack off almost everyday regardless, just some things need to be done in life- :D
Now on this I got to get ready for work-with now my mind on other things and not on my job today-hahaha
To all have a fun day!!!
lol Thanks RSMS for making the lyrics top priority! ha! Cause they need to be fixed!!!!!!
Here is my current list of questions for lyrics: http://www.kidrocklyrics.net/unresolved.htm
ok, and back to JBs question... I've know women who find other things that work like vibrators. I guess they were too embarrassed to just go buy one? but I've heard talk of using hand-held shower heads, electric tooth brushes (!! something I want no part of thanks, ouch! I guess they only used the body of it though? IDK...), and the trusty old laundry dryer. I always get the feeling that women are so much more resourceful with these things than men.
if so, then #1 priority-fix the lyrics for Jade
#2 Get a new Parthenon picture taken
Thank you.
betcha out of all the threads on this site, Kid reads this one- LOL
Only the ones that haven't tried it. heheehe
are there woman out there that *don't* like vibrators?
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