LOS ANGELES—Passengers on flight 657 from Detroit to Los Angeles confirmed Wednesday that the trip was repeatedly disrupted by the noisy and obnoxious behavior of an annoying Kid Rock seated in the fifth row. “As soon as I saw that damn Kid Rock get on the plane, I knew it was going to be one of those awful flights,” said business traveler Alvin Gorman, who complained about the immature behavior and ear-splitting screams of the unruly Kid Rock. “I wish someone would shut that Kid Rock up.
“There’s a Ho down”
She’s flopping on the floor
Fucking wet spots galore
Saturating carpets
Saying baby give me more
I’m not keeping score
Not a 100 percent sure
But I think there’s a Ho down
I said hold on now
There’s a Ho down, there’s a Ho down
There’s a Ho down
Hold on now
There’s a Ho down
Head on a swivel
She likes it ground level
Dirty, dirty little Devil
She’s done it with several
She likes them big
And she likes them little
Don’t look now
But there’s a Ho down
Invasion of territory
Wrong girl’s block
Gotta little gory
And she done got co cocked
Face down on the side walk
Out cold and
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Uncle Kracker - Flint, MI Machine Shop Oct 11, 2013
On Christmas day, it seems I blew the engine on my car. I will be unloading my Kid Rock collectibles, Paradime Collectibles, and TBT Collectibles. My Car is going to cost me 3 Grand to repair, and I need all the funds I can to make sure I have a vehicle. So, in the upcoming days, be ready to bid, donate, and help a cause much greater then u may think. I am also organizing a benefit show...
Happy Trails
We were at the Tigers game tonight as the no hitter was happening, I never mentioned it, neither did my son or husband, we know better, but someone didn't cuz Anibal Sanchez pitched an unbelievable game tonight, and was robbed of the no hitter with 2 outs to go in the top of the ninth, by no less than Joe Mauer. UGH, but brilliant pitching by Sanchez. FYI for the baseball newbies, NEVER MENTION NO HITTER WHILE A NO HITTER IS HAPPENING!!! I don't buy into jinxes but I buy into this one.
Post it ALL!!!!!!! ~Tee-Hee
What positions do You like the most?
Fave Porn Star?
Fetishes?
Are the Cops looking for You anywhere?
And ---finally---the City, You most Love :-)
Post it ALL!!!!!!! ~Tee-Hee
What positions do You like the most?
Fave Porn Star?
Fetishes?
Are the Cops looking for You anywhere?
And ---finally---the City, You most Love :-)
silver bullet for me..I like that "top" action!!
I packed a couple to many for the cruise (I exceded the 50 lb. weight limit) so my husband said I had to lighten my "toy" load for the next cruise.. (hehehe)
lol JB. Thanks for the laugh.
Forget the veggies...what about vibrators?
How about we move on to places
mine hmmm---
gotta' pick a more recent one and go with the Chillin' the Most Cruise's Balcony...
just saw Anthrax perform a few weeks back..They still put on an amazing show, and DAMN do they still look good!!!!
Yea, I was thinking of Anthrax - that's what came to my mind. I should have known Jade would be on it!
We used to have "I'm the man" as our answering maching message back in my college apartment days...We re-mixed the re-mix...
420: you're right! I just googled it, apparently that's where Anthrax got the lyrics. nice!
Joe Budden is awesome, he's a NJ rapper. he does a lot of solo work but is also in Slaughterhouse.
10 Minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wuB7_gmcdk
Long Way to Go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_yra6Bh-Qo
honestly some of the most thoughtful music out there, he rules.
Jade: funny as hell. Never heard of Joe Budden before.
Bart: also in Rodney Dangerfields "easy money"
and did someone say "full blown salad"? how about a little Joe Budden & Mop Salad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gCP9avPozQ
(if you don't know Joe Budden, you should! I just need 10 minutes alone...)
while we're sharing random sex trivia, lets get out of the grocery store and move on, shall we? I had a girlfriend once, many years ago that liked to use the handles of screw drivers... but she'd freeze them first. she liked things cooooold.
Bart! you ARE the man! (and its Anthrax... a little metal gets me hot.)
Haven't been on here for a few days and just came across his thread. And i thought you girls were so innocent. LMAO awesome thread. Way to go Ms.B
I guess i will be the second guy ( bart posted while i thinking what to say) But i've got balls and will be happy to show them on here.
I enjoy a good 69, but also like doggie style. That way i can still watch t.v. without her knowing (Just kidding- no hate mail please) I said just kidding -JEEEZ
My favorite porn star would also be tracy lords or jenna jameson. But then again any porno is usually good porn. BOOM-CHICA-WOW-WOW
No real fetishes but i am up for anything once. Twice if i liked it. But there is this big hook in the ceiling that -- --oh never mind.
No cops looking for me (yet). But if they knew half the shit i have done in my life there would be a APB ( all points bulletin) out on me.
Favorite city-Born and raised in Grand Rapids So i need to stay true to my roots. Lots of cool stuff going on around here.
"I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!"
Anyone know what this is from?
@rocksavedmysoul-LOL, perfect!!!
Oh yeah and if no-one has told Bart in the last 5 mins.
He's The Man -lol
Ok friends off to work I go to keep food on the table-all have a great day and I can't wait to read more when I get home! :)
You guys crack me up-I'm just surprised I haven't read about a full blown salad yet and then some-lol
and Outside the Box: Haven't heard from the White House, yet. Perhaps when I get their annual Christmas card photo...
Hey Bart. You're the man!
Nope, you men aren't complicated at all. lol Nice that you joined us Bart!
I think it's time to send out "the call of the WILD"!! I'm gassin' up the truck, headin' to grocery store AND the " toy store", Then I'm gonna. CALL my man and tell him to GET HOME!!! NO REST for the"horny"! ;).
Yay-Bart you're THE Man and you got the balls and then some-too fucking funny-Love you, muah!!!
Now get back to what you were doing now that all questions from the mens side has been answered-LOL
By the way still waiting on the update from The White House,hahaha :D
Carrots? Vice grips? We got it bad!
I'll answer on behalf of the men on this forum......
What positions do You like the most? All of them.
Fave Porn Star? All of them...Well all of the female stars, anyway!
Fetishes? Whatever it takes.
Are the Cops looking for You anywhere? Depends if it is the weekend or during the week!
And ---finally---the City, You most Love: Anywhere we are getting laid or watching porn.
After 2 days of curb squatting, asian cowgirls, Triple P, cucumbers, carrots, wine, etc....You got your answer from the men!
We just aren't that complicated.
LOL-OMG Ladies you have been busy, hahaha
Anyone ever think about using a carrot as well, I mean we can't let all the cucumbers have the fun-lol
Isn't any man going to jump in on this thread? And you see I said jump in-lol
Once again you guys are cracking me up!!! A good way to start the day with a good laugh :D
perhaps, Denise, the little old lady needs to start reading Readers' Digest...
wait for it....
advertisement....
bingo...
you got it.
I was in line at the grocery store, just the other day, behind an "elderly" woman(had to be around 80!!!!) and ALL she bought was a Bottle of WINE and a HUGE CUCUMBER!!! No lie!!! I was thinking ...awkward!!! I ,also, thought DAMN! I hope when I get to be that "age" I'ma gonna make sure I have me a "pool boy" for that kinda day! Noooo cucumbers for me!!!
You guys are CRACKING ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You Denise :-) for the complete definiton of 'Curb squattin': (kerb skwaw-tin) v:----in Webster's dictionary form no less---lmmfao!!!!!!!!
One of these days---i'm going to go into the local grocery store---and proceed to the check-out lane with 1 pack of celery(with the little tickley leaves lol :-)~ 1 tube of Ky---1 pair of vice grips--1 plastic tarp---and a 30 pack of Natural light-----just to see what kind of a wierd look the cashier will have----Tee--heee :-)
Thanks for spelling it out Denise. I've been with my husband since I was 18. We used to love finding a spot at the State Park (near our home) to make out. One beautiful sunny fall day we laid near the river and not a single person around. So we got busy and well hands everywhere, pants down, shirt up....and we were in our own little world. I don't know what startled us but we both looked up to see a whole mess of people around. We got out of there quick laughing the whole way back to the car. Nothing like sex outside!
Sounds interesting, Denise. For some reason, it reminds me of 'bend over the hood of a car in the sticks' action..ha haaa From one small town gal to another ;)
Curb squattin': (kerb skwaw-tin) v: sit your man down on a curb, without his drawwrs, "dicky do" UP and back that a$$ UP and squat!!! (best way I know how to define it!!) Just find a street with little traffic (ie: apartments, subdivisions, or just where ever you "feel" the urge!) beats tryin' to drive around town with your face under the steering wheel!!! ;) I dunno, guess livin' in a "redneck" town, even the Littlest dares (not getting caught!) are a TURN ON!!!
LOL TammyRay regarding your last sentence. You are CRACKING ME UP!!!!
I'm sure the "Doggie Up" isn't new to any of you I just didn't know the name so I just said doggie up..
anyway, the best way I can describe it is it's like
doggie style
only standing up
being slightly bent over
with forearms resting/gripping on a counter
and your legs crossed..
(and if needed or wanted your "personal massager")
someone's still praying right???
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