“There’s a Ho down”
She’s flopping on the floor
Fucking wet spots galore
Saturating carpets
Saying baby give me more
I’m not keeping score
Not a 100 percent sure
But I think there’s a Ho down
I said hold on now
There’s a Ho down, there’s a Ho down
There’s a Ho down
Hold on now
There’s a Ho down
Head on a swivel
She likes it ground level
Dirty, dirty little Devil
She’s done it with several
She likes them big
And she likes them little
Don’t look now
But there’s a Ho down
Invasion of territory
Wrong girl’s block
Gotta little gory
And she done got co cocked
Face down on the side walk
Out cold and
This even made my husband chuckle.
I thought the man version was 'tight pants points', courtesy of Bob Seger -lolol
But Moose Knuckles is very descriptive also..
I'll never forget one guy on our senior trip to Fl. had a lil somethin-somethin peeking out of his bathing suit shorts!!! EEK!
"Moose knuckles" LMMFAO!!!!!!!! i always wondered what what man-toe was called----lmao
as opposed to men's moose knuckles (I had to look that one up) LOL
Wear long shirts...lol
I know I thought it was funny as hell too and I'm a woman-don't you just hate that though when you're getting ready and you have to check yourself to make sure all is well before heading out-lol
...as a woman I should be offended.... but as a red-neck...that was funny as shit!!