ever wants to take your essentials and just check out on your current life. Pack your bags, get in the car, spin the bottle and ever look back? Some days i just want to do that. Take me and my cat and just take off to somewhere better then here.
I swear some days the ppl in my life are incessant about being assholes to me and then wonder why i want to leave for good. Just get a map out or google someplace and go there. Find a job, find a decent place to live and check out of my current life.
Perhaps i may be a bit crazy...but perhaps i might be the most sane person you know?
@Jade and kidrockangel: HAHAHA You both nailed it on the infomercials. freakin hilarious. gotta love this place.
heeee haaaaaa i luv yall!!
"I'm not just the owner, I'm a customer"!!! BWAHAHAHA
Polyfuze method! comes full circle... (pardon all the puns)
"The Ballwitaba Bra, for when your balls are bigger than you know what to do with..."
Maybe Bob could do a commercial. Hey, This is Kid rock. My company" Made in Detroit" is introducing The Ballwitaba Bra To keep the boys in control.... I'm not just the owner, I'm a customer.. And ever since I starting wearing the Ballwitaba Bra, I havent blown the crotch outta my pants once, while jumping 5 feet in the air at my concerts... Ballwitaba Bra! When Your Bad Ass Big BALLS need support!!!
I love you guys....hahahahahahahah
Jade :-) LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! All i can think about when i read your sales pitch---are those Trucker caps with the hair attached---lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade, So creative this early in the morning. I almost choked on my coffee while laughing and reading your sales pitch! Funny, funny people. thanks for the smiles :)
can we get a prototype for the Chillers cruise in April? hahahahah
You girls have got me rolling on the floor...! Thanks for the laughs.
Q: If a girl wedgie is a camel toe, what's a boy wedgie called?
A: Buck Knuckle
Just paying it forward :) hoping I returned the smile :)
Have an awesome day and best of luck in your clothing adventure....LoL
LOL!!!!
Ballwitaba Bra, The Ball Bra
Do you have balls that hang low and bounce off your thighs when you walk? well, we have the ball bra for you, keeps your boys high and tight, no bouncing; you can walk unhindered! Made especially for the fucking forty and older, the Made In Detroit Ballwitaba Bra is hand-crafted by Detroiters just for you and your boys.
AND, if you order now, it comes with the Hair-Down-There accessory kit, complete with beads and headphone attachment [where is Angelique when you need her???]
The Ballwitdaba Bra, Packaged in Detroit~ order yours today!
i was laughing so hard---complete with the "Packaged In Detroit"---LOGO---(i forgot to write that below--lol :-)
420allday says (13 hours ago)
Maybe BOB could market it and add it to his clothing line. Call it the ballwitaba bra
LMMFAO!!!!!!! Yah~ and complete with a "Packaged" ~lmao--In Detroit
Genie NutHut!!!! hehehehehe
OMG I love that. Catchy !
Maybe BOB could market it and add it to his clothing line. Call it the ballwitaba bra.
HAAAAAA The Ball Bra Hahahahhahah
use your purse??? LOLOLOL!
~No underwire pinch ~Just Because :-)
Whoever invented the "Genie" bra--needs to invent the "Genie" ---ummmm--i'm at a loss for words here--the Genie Man Bra? Lol
Oh LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That meshing (on the butterfly net type) would have to be tight as hell to avoid any unsightly little bulges everywhere---lol :-)
i'm not a man--but what if the underwire "bites" like it does us girls sometimes?! OUCH!!!!!!!! again!!!!!!! ~Lol
They could always use my purse--lmao :-)
Yes, I think it should be an under wire so they too can enjoy that experience. Only fair right?
the ball-bra. would it be an underwire? or a wire all the way around like a hoop... it would sorta look like a butterfly net...
LMMFAO!!!!!! at this entire thread!!!!!!! ~Lol :-)
i guess we women are lucky then, Ken :-) we don't have to worry about sitting down on our saggy things--OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
(maybe i should invent a "ball-sack holder-upper" :-)
i am cracking myself up with the visuals of what it could look like --(like it's one piece, goes around your neck and the problem spots below----lmao!!!!! :-)
Well hell---we already have that device for us girls--the bra---so this would be the man bra--lol
bwahahahahahaha! well, there's an image...oh my!
Gatekeeper, Tues'll be here before you know it! :)
Yup, saggin -n- draggin
420 allday hahahahahahahahaha. tff. Amen Gate. Have you seen Mz. Stefs FB avatar. lol It makes my back hurt. nlol
So guys have the same problems with their "testicles" that women have with their "breasts?" : D
Guys get used to them. But if you notice, the older men get the more of a hunchback we get.
That's not a hunchback, we grab our sack and throw them over our shoulder. If we didn't we would be kicking them with every step we took. lol
I dont think I would like balls either. Especially if they get all hot and sweaty and stick to your leg. ewwwww
Jade's my main squeeze.
Is it Tuesday yet? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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