(Just a little humor to pass the time, and frustration from the spammers)
You did it, You bought a ticket to kid rock in detroit.You have know idea what you have got yourself into.This is your very FIRST KID ROCK concert, And it's in the D"
I hope you understand that the "D" stands for DEFLOWERING. And the kid will rip that cherry from you and not think twice about it. It's gonna hurt, it will hurt so good. You are going to become a KID ROCK junkie.
First you start off going to one concert, then another, then another. You won't be able to get enough. You will do anything to get to the next show. Soon you will find yourself walking down the side of the road looking in ditches for BADASS BEER bottles to turn in just to buy your next ticket. Eventually you will cash in your 401k fund for a flight to the next city and vip tickets just to get your next fix.
If you happen to miss one show , withdrawls will start. It will start off with the shakes. followed by convolsions ( which in reality is you falling to the ground kicking and screaming begging your husband (or wife) for money for just ONE more ticket.) Then your middle finger will go up and down uncontrollably at other people as you walk by. You will be so broke that you will be dumpster diving behind the local waffle house for a free meal.
You will most likely end up in the KRC REHAB like the rest of us junkies. And you don't even want to know what kind of crazies you will meet here. Eventually you could end up losing your job, cars and your home.
Is it really worth it?? Is this what you really want??
So think about this before you go. Better yet, Just send me your tickets and i will save you from this travesty you are about to bring on yourself. I am already a junkie, I can handle it> (lol)