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Ms. Crowe Annoys Me
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Ms. Crowe Annoys MeKatie says (25 Mar '11)
Sheryl Crowe has a wonderful voice; but after hearing her environmental views on how much toilet paper I should use; she bugs the snot out of me. I cannot see her with out getting irritated. And while I respect her right to an opinion along with her passion for a cause; I respond to it by using extra T.P. and flushing twice. God bless America!
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Sheryl Crowe has a wonderful voice; but after hearing her environmental views on how much toilet paper I should use; she bugs the snot out of me. I cannot see her with out getting irritated. And while I respect her right to an opinion along with her passion for a cause; I respond to it by using extra T.P. and flushing twice. God bless America!
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KRC: I totally did NOT think of that!! I will have to share it as soon as he comes home. Thanks!
@katie I would think he would be estatic.. Smaller fingers. lol
KRA: That is funny. Sometimes ignorance is a blessing, yes? At least you got Wendy's for lunch; so it wasn't a complete loss...
KRCVAL: Amen and preach on! I would rather clean a Men's room toilet with my tongue than get a Pap exam. Although in a delicious generational twist: our family Doc is female and terrific. My husband loved her until he got the Glove last year. AND he had to explain to our middle son that a Doc is a Doc and he should not be embarrassed by his exam.
Unrelated Topis Shift: We got tickets for the Vancouver BC concert and cannot wait. Not only do we get to flee our three kids and finish evrery convertation; I get to use my passport for the first time!
@KRA, good thing it was your first experience with the boob smasher! lol loved the wrench story!
Why does it seem we are always being poked and squished in all the wrong places (by strangers nonetheless)?
LMAO Yeah Logan Well at least he has the paperwork part down. hahahahahaha
@katie lol I can picture it well. hahahaha MY FIRST MAMMO WAS A NIGHTMARE. lol
It was at the brand new breast center with all new equipment. GOT THE FIRST BOOB CLAMPED IN AND pic done and the clamp wouldnt release. the tech messed with it for a minute. getting more panicy by the second she says ill be right back and runs out...... Im like ummmmwtf. Id never had one before so i dont panic, for all i know this is normal. She comes back, throws a blanket over me and brings in a maintenace man with a big wrench. Now im a little paniced since my tit is stuck in the wringer...... I got out finally, we went to another macine for the next boob and i got Wendys coupons for my trouble...... Seriously!! lol
On a completely unrelated toilet paper note: Our youngest is 11 and has Down Syndrome. We are still in the process of toilet training and when Logan has more imporatnat things to do, he just pulls of some TP and throws it in the bowl and tries to leave the bathroom. He's found a terrific time-saving short-cut!
My husband went to India on business, and in some of the bathrooms, there were footprints where you squat and dangle. Kind of makes the old out-house look like the Taj Mahal...
AJAY: My annoyance with Ms. Crowe is just that. I would never boycott or refuse to listen, but I admit to grinding my molars a tad.
KRA: We will pray for you. If a laugh helps; I had my first mammogram last month. Since I am shaped exactly like a fence board, it was a comedy of errors when the tech tried to "clamp down". She kept having me move closer and closer. Finally I was wrapped around that post like a damn jungle vine. Then she says to stand on my toes and don't breathe. Repeat entire process on other side. I am thankful that God saw fit to give us only two breasts, otherwise I'd still be there.
I remember using outhouses as a kid. Even though i am not old as dirt. The local little league i was apart of out at our home ball field had a huge bathroom that had the old school toilet seat and all the toilets feed into basically a huge dug out outhouse. Used to creep the shit outta. I always had a fear i was gonna fall in. I used to be a runt until about the 3rd grade.
Outhouse round here didn't pretty much get totally ended til about 15 years ago. You could still see them in places. They really aren't so bad except in extremely cold or hot weather.
As far as Sheryl Crowe goes you won't be getting her outta Kid Rock's life. They have been too successful at duets and working together in general. Why mess up a good? You may not like her, but to deny how well they work together would be totally foolish. That being said i use my tp as i need to. We don't have boudeus here in the US and it is not part of our custom so i guess for most ppl who put their pants on the same way each day tp is how we take care of ourselves and our business...
yes Angel down the Chit House HOLe...I use to have nighmares about it...it wasn't even full of cash the dude was full of something and it wasn't Cash.
MY family uses way too much TP. There is only 4 of us and we use a roll a day. I think way may have to cut back a little.
OMG KATRINA. They hoisted u into a shit tank????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PKL, that is hilarious. We have a cabin in the UP (it was my aunt's) and we have an outhouse there too- a 2 seater--lol
But of course we also have a regular pottie inside--but it sure is nice to have a backup hee hee
years ago when my grandmother Grace was alive and both "I my mothers they mentioned they missed the OLD sears robuck catolog . they used that in the outhouse. I was using that that scary little Hellhole (literally) until 8 when my other mother showed me Indoor plumbing. Once my paternal Mother's Boy friend lost his bill fold down there and they tied a rope on me and hoisted me down to retrive it...when I say " I don't NEED your Shitty Money" I can talk I walked the walk or was Hoisted DOWN it" see bet ya never expected that response out of Princess Kissy Lips huh...another story a family gathering...2 people argueing (divorced later) one bawling went out the door below the deck. Daddy a fan of whizzing off the deck when nobody was looking...the moral of the story is sometimes ya think its raining and it isn't ;)
Katie, you made me laugh, too.
KRA, I pray for you everyday. you're such an inspiration, girl.
Lmao, I just got back from Mexico where you're not allowed to flush the TP at all! Their septic system can't handle it. Try getting used to that!
Too funny!!!
I completed Chemo and rads about a year ago. Thanks. With 3 women in the house we go thru more than our share of paper as well but we have a septic tank so i dont feel as guilty lol
made me laugh....
Well, I agree with the Cancer surviour thing.//
On another Note, come on yu can only go so far with Green Earth act thing, Damn WTF, go eat a tree or just be nice an hug it, lol!!!
I'm glad for you; but will still buy my TP in bulk. How long have you been in remission? God bless.
Shes an outstanding inspiration for Breast cancer survivors like myself!!!!
And living Green isnt the worst thing you can do. lol