Description of myself at work for a presentation didn't fly!

Check this out……. tooo much! Im just recently transferred to a new department at work. The departments preparing for a quarterly meeting coming up. In a presentation they want to introduce me, as im not know by alot of the department yet.….so this gal helping with the presentation emails me this afternoon and asked me to describe my interests and write a few paragraphs about my passions and my hobbys so she could describe me during the presentation.HAHA, I let her have it all...Here's what I emailed her!

I love and breath for Kid Rock, and kid rock concerts. I love Southern Rock n Roll (and some country). I've been a fan of rock since I was just a little kid. I will listen to music any day at home before sitting down and watchin tv…

 I love new adventures and spontaneous decisions. I took an amtrak to chicago this last sat for a kid rock concert with 4 good fiends. I've been to 2 of his concerts VIP…it's my passion. My goal in life is to meet him and sit down and just kick it with him and ask how he was able to write 80% of his songs about my life and things i've been thru (haha).

I Love camping…& have a little piece of land up near Bemidji. I like to spend a lot of time at it in the summer. I love nature, national and state parks, campfires, hanging with my friends, and hanging by the lakes.

 A perfect summer afternoon for me would go like this: an old lawn chair and a bottle of beer, a couple good friends, and my family near (haha, wasn't that great...kr fans understand).

 A perfect summer evening would be spent about dusk so we can watch the sun go down, on an old pontoon, in a pair of cut off jeans, a lite sweatshirt and fishing with a few friends. We'd have a little kid rock playing at a low volume on the boom box, we'd have a boombox cuz remember it's an old pontoon so no CD players...id have my toes dangling in the water, a pole in one hand and an ice cold beer in the other. I'd sit peachfully watching my bobber and just thinking about random things.

 There you go dear...those are my passions, interests, and hobbies. That is me to a "T"....Thanks, Lora

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The chick I sent this to...the one that asked me WHO I AM emailed me back. She fricken wrote me back and said this: Lora, how bout we just says this:

"Lora enjoys spending time at her cabin near Bemidji and listening to Southern Rock 'n Roll"

 OMFG....Shes a prime example of who I NEVER wanna be and also a prime example of: YOU CANT BUY COOL!

She's was spose to be describing me! Why would she give a crap what people think about me? I don't. I just answered her with "whatever floats your boat"...haha