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    KidRockAngel says (14 Feb '11)

    Happy VD from me to you

    They said it was Herpes

    but thats not true

    It could be clamidia

    or Gonnarhea too

    Just take the shots like they told you too

    And think of me fondly,

    When your Dick turns Blue

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    Filed Under: Express The Kid Rock In You!
kidrockangel's picture
on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 9:49am

Happy VD from me to you

They said it was Herpes

but thats not true

It could be clamidia

or Gonnarhea too

Just take the shots like they told you too

And think of me fondly,

When your Dick turns Blue

SHUT IT's picture

Heck, if a hefty fee is what it takes, I just may reconsider! lol Sorry, looks like you'd be left out in the cold. But, then again, that's just with me ; ]~

videoace001's picture

P.S. i know ; )

videoace001's picture

if you charge a hefty fee
the kid rock is definitely the man you want to see lol

do you have a discount for washed up musicians? lmao

SHUT IT's picture

PS: No, I'm not really a "working girl" ; )

SHUT IT's picture

Oh, VideoAce, I need to point out something see,
To cop a feel, from me, certainly is not free -- in fact, I charge a hefty fee!

But, if the one and only Kid Rock walks on past
I know there is always you, to spank this big booty ass!!

Boy, this is so much more fun than working!! ; )

videoace001's picture

im a day late, but ill have a crack at it anyway lol

to all of the ladies on valentines day
im sure not kid rock,
but its better that way

you dont ask much of me
you all keep it real
show me your boobies
and i'll cop a feel

im a watered down version of the rock star you seek
i never leave home for more than a week
you can love me or leave me for this i can stand
cause after you leave me i still have my band

so enjoy the day and think of me often
give me a kiss and maybe ill soften
when that day comes some will be shocked
others will keep wishing to bang our kid rock

kidrockangel's picture

hahaha I hear Ya!!! You have my thanks and adoration. lol

SHUT IT's picture

@KidRockAngel I've trolled way too many various sites to "Bitch Slap" some Kid Rock haters under the same screen name (or very similar) so, I have to keep it under lids for now. Hey, some people knit in their spare time -- what can I say? lol I'm just a long time die-hard fan who has (enjoyed) defended him for over a decade now. Although, the whiners seem to be dwindling in numbers, aren't they?! But, for sure, they better not talk smack here -- urrrr!!

And, Donna (love the name) sorry, girl, I don't think your speaking about me (although, not that my friends wouldn't say the same thing ; )

Yeah, my poem was inspired by the sights I've seen, and the entertaining and annoying comments on this site. But, I have to give your Hallmark and Video's lyrics blog credit for getting the creative juices flowin' -- thanks, writing it was a lot of fun. Enjoy!!

jade-FXD's picture

Donna said:
"And just like Christmas needs a tree--
~Honey--for you--i shaved my beav~"

LOLOLOLOL

kidrockangel's picture

TY Donna, Love ya too Girl. Ok now Im dying to know who Shut It is because I would have bet my 1st born, That it was Kevrock after her post on the Little Rock fiasco thread. I called him and said, SCOTT just told you to Blow him and Kev says WHAT????? it wasnt him lol

KRSVal's picture

Shut-it, it is spot on.
I especially appreciated the "hey it's 40 below and I'm in heels and a miniskirt"
I guess flaunt if if you've got it, but some ppl try too hard and don't have anyone honest enuf to tell them that! On another note, it was -1 degree after the Saginaw concert, and it actually felt refreshing. So go figure (oh never mind, it's called hot flashes when you're middle-aged)

kidrockangel's picture

@Shut IT bwahahahaha Great Job!!!!!! " It's my first concert, I'm so lucky
Can I get a shout-out to row 22, section E?" LMfao

samroberts01's picture

Haha I can always count on a good laugh here. Happy VD to everyone lol.

1bbshirlee's picture

How sad! To make a charade out of my faviorit day of the year.

KRLO's picture

These are too funny, I know this is way too much info, but I peed my pants a bit when I read them.

Bob's surferbuddy's picture

HAHAHA VAl that's a good one!

Bob's surferbuddy's picture

Angel LMAO rolling on the floor LMAO again... scary senario!

@ Erin*- I guess you are just going to have nothing else to do today, sorry!

KRSVal's picture

You ppl bring out the best in me (or the worst!!)
Nothing like laughing at my own jokes!

Mimi_4's picture

That is so extremely funny!!!!

kidrockangel's picture

Nice Val lol

kidrockangel's picture

hehehehehehe :)))

videoace001's picture

that was hilarious! lmao

Mrs Cedar Michigan's picture

OMG......Laughed right out loud, dude.....

KRSVal's picture

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife and couldn't keep her...

(Inside of card):

Maybe he should have tried eating something else instead!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
From KRCVal's house, where everyday is Valentine's Day!!!lol

ANGELIQUE LACRISSA's picture

awe erin they will honey just lay back close ya eyes
dont think of this shit tho yikes
angel gets me rotmfukin flo

ANGELIQUE LACRISSA's picture

HSAAAAAA damn ya kkill me ok
i thought it was gonna be a sweet one lmao
was you just watchin cnn about the strange sickness
that came after the vd party at the playboy mansion omy word tff
erwwww man yea i could really think of some sick nasty ass comments
i keep deletin em lmao

Erin_35's picture

Todays the day i hope me dream comes true...cuz if not i got nothin else to do..holla

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