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why yes angel it cums in a variety all sorts of shapes lengths sizes and if ya order now ya will recieve a ticket for first in line that will save ya a bundle on the anal vaccuming system subsiquent destinktion kit rite now for 24.99 ill get you and you only first in line in the conga line kmao whoa ok i cant even believe i typed this i can see ill never live this one down omy my lordy in stars
aint no money back garunteez needed cuz ya be cumming for more life time warrinty included on each kit hahaaaaaaa better get them turbines ready be generatin some power for this sex shop trip hahaahaa llmao thats insanly fukin right when the boat gets to rockin theres ya sign to cum knockin hahaaaaaaa lmao naw yall im really a true person i just come up with some thangs that make me laugh thx for remembering itKidRockAngel said:I didnt know the "Hair down there accessory Kit" came with a Strap on Conga line Dildo attachment. Sweet!
yes and each one has ya initials on it so ya can take it home for a souviner collection hahaaa

thats fannytastic here clity kitty im not only the president of the hair down there i am also a member and speakin of members we have a special place that many have ignored while others frequent the spot . we now have our skincare line esp for those luscious anus hairs down there whle some are banged up and flush well mines tightly puckered up so whether your the jetsetter with all the original products or a newbie whos screamin screw me at every stop we have the ultimate vaccum its so covienient cums in a travel size so when your are full to the rim in every oraphses drop the tube in and ya spitten swallerin regergetating vaccum system gives ya the chace to later rerinse ... now with tightin lightning your anus will either be a constant bulls eye or shiney goody 2 shoes tiight avail in sweet honeysuckle or dew drop pine ya will be transformed in no time fuk im ~at work at the track my lab~ahhaaa omy gosh my boss juist started reading this outloud lmao man im so fired well at least i still have my sunshine and my hair down there

I didnt know the "Hair down there accessory Kit" came with a Strap on Conga line Dildo attachment. Sweet!

Wow how did this topic creep back in here?
I don't want to speak for Angel, but I didn't realize my life was seriously lacking until I heard about the hair-down-there-accessory kit... its useful and hilarious. I try to work it into pretty much every conversation at this point. and certainly any conversation here that has jumped the shark needs hair down there!

What will the new people think? HUH!!!
ah, fuck the new people. no... really... lets fuck them. we need to get them ready for the rockstar blowjob conga line.
ok, who's first?

LMAO!!!

or, with the extra hair down there, YoDaLin in the Valley!! (oh shit! where is my weedwacker?) LOL

and don't forget the headphone attachment so you (or he) don't get board when working down there!!! you can listen to Born Free while licking your eyebrows and breathing through your ears!!

LOL!!!!!!!!

yea hahhaha thats great and now that i look at the big pic wasnt his hands period i seen that middle finger
hey does that come with the on ya knees job too? lmao
ya know ya gotta laugh about that cause some ole dude is def pullin the pus
feelin like a million buck and he may not have but 25.00 when he enters the casino or strip club
that really fukin crazey when ya have clones i mean id pay a few but ..seriously scary but hillarious in a sense
got me laughing my ass of picturing it now......
would i know the real from the fake
why hell yes even on a drunk dark and lonely night hahaaaaaaa
blowin a rockstar omy gosh there went my fruit cup for breakfest damn just playin fuk t

Yep we r into one nite stands and blowin rockstars. That's all we do

and no offense but some of you are acting like he's this perfect guy I'm sure he's treated women bad come on! I don't think thats a secret.

Its definitely not Kid Rock after all

Angie a.k.a.Rocknrollstroll said:Sum girls don't require manners especially if they think they are getting down with K.R. ;) He could have not bathed for 10 days and and smelled like a big bag of b.o. and would still get more ass than most dudes....LOLABA'z Flashy(^..^)PKL said:Angie a.k.a.Rocknrollstroll said:Well I must agree some 90% after looking at the video for a second time...wrong hat, wrong shirt, wrong teeth, wrong chin...too chubby under the throat...not sure but dam he could sure as hell pass in a glance or a couple of drinks...this guy must be getting sum major ass.....lolKidRockAngel said:Memphis said:This is NOT Kid Rock. Chin sticks out too far, teeth not right and fingers--don't get me started---it's all---not right!! There is a guy in Vegas that goes out and poses as Kid, but the paparazzi knows about him and can tell he is a phony. This is just a ploy to pull our man down since the single will be released soon. Unfortunately, I expect more "trash" to be in the media for weeks to come. Bob will prevail.Also, I don't think OUR Bobby wo

Bob has manners?