I'm Doin it Doggie Style with Bobby, and I don't even have to touch him!

You read it right! Congratulations! You're not illiterate! I know that almost 100% of you ladies who will be on the boat in April, 2011, cannot honestly say that you're gonna do it doggie style with Kid Rock...But I can! I can already confidently state this fact, before even discussing it with him or before getting his approval! Hmmm...Do I have you all shaking your heads, wondering how in the hell that works???? Most of the time, people get to know each other just a little bit before anything like that happens, and it's usually consensual.

I know many ladies are probably trying to make all these modifications to their bodies, trying to lose those extra few pounds, or whatever they think they need to do to get noticed :)

I am bringing the bitch who is probably gonna turn more heads than any of the ladies combined on the boat, and she's ready to open up a fifty-five gallon drum of whoop ass onanybody who tries to compete with her for attention! She's not a tall, athletic blue-eyed blonde equipped with a script and fake breasts, nor is she a fine brunette with a fine ass! She is a four legged, strong willed blonde dbich, literally! I am bringing my guide dog, Hadley, on the cruise with me!!

That's right!! Although the cruise is eight months away, I am already working, trying to get all my ducks in a row. I am working with Carnival to get all the paper work completed. Carnival has had many guide dogs on their cruises, and has service dogs on their ships all the time. They are setting up a special area for her to go to the bathroom. I have talked to numerous other blind cruisers who have brought their guide dogs on many, many cruises with Carnival and had a great time! I have researched the guide dog laws for Cozumel and talked to a couple blind guide dog users in Cozumel, and I will not have a problem over there bringing her into public places either. And as paranoid and OCD as I am, I even checked with the Mexican Consolate.

So Hadley and I have the next few months to get my pass port and all her vaccines she will need in order to rock that bitch up and down the coast with all us cruisers!

I just want to give Sixthman their props and let everyone know what an excellent cruise line they are, if you don't already know!! Sixthman and Carnival have done a fabulous job working together and being in communication with each other to get all of the accommodations squared away! Although

Carnival has had many guide dogs and service dogs on their ships, Sixthman said that Hadley will be the very first guide dog they've ever had on any of their cruises. She's ready to break them in in style!

So, now you know, that I am gonna do it doggie style with Kid Rock...the cruise that is! And most of you people probably thought this post was gonna be rated X, a real naughty post from me. Get your minds outta the gutter!! LOL. :)

I have seen a few other cruise related posts and just had to make mine. That line about doing it doggie style with Kid Rock was too good not to share! :) See you all on the boat in 233 days or so!