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    natureboy says (26 Jul '10)

    "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

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on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 4:44am

"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

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Eva37's picture

Thu, 10/22/2009 - 6:49pm — Eva37

ha! ha! thats to funny

Christy_41's picture

Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:50am — Christy_41

LMAO

marty_15's picture

Wed, 10/21/2009 - 4:37pm — marty_15

OMGosh.too funny !!

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Tue, 10/20/2009 - 9:16pm — Marilynj

Some people will do anything to get the government to lend them a hand on their chores. Ha Ha

BRENDA_88's picture

Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:59pm — BRENDA_88

lmfao that was funny i needed that....ty for sharing and btw good way to get ur wood chopped

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Tue, 10/20/2009 - 12:59pm — Ms. Understood

LOL.....I got some Marijuana in my firewood too!!!!! HELP!!!!!