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    weirdest date EVER
    Courtster says (07 Jun '10)

    hey everyone! i havent been here for so long lol i almost forgot about this place!

    well tuesday i went out on my first date....

    the date started out very weird but ok and it just kept getting weirder lol, when he set down at the table he started singing the theme song to the twilite zone lol right then is when i should have left but like a fool i didnt lol, the date got more weird and then he slid over next to me and thats when it happened.....HE BIT ME! This wasnt no lil nibble or no love bite lol this was like the scene from a zombie movie haha! he bit so hard that for days after i still had his teeth imprinted in my shoulder haha! he didnt break the skin THANK GOD! if it wouldnt have been for my jacket he would have took a hunk out of my shoulder haha! buti took care of my self AND made my daddy proud! when he bit me i went off on his ass haha! i beat the hell out of him! i and dont hit like a girl lol! he'll think twice before he bits someone else!

    so to all the single ladies ad hell even the single guys.....if your date starts singing the twilite zone song....RUN!

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on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 1:14am

hey everyone! i havent been here for so long lol i almost forgot about this place!

well tuesday i went out on my first date....

the date started out very weird but ok and it just kept getting weirder lol, when he set down at the table he started singing the theme song to the twilite zone lol right then is when i should have left but like a fool i didnt lol, the date got more weird and then he slid over next to me and thats when it happened.....HE BIT ME! This wasnt no lil nibble or no love bite lol this was like the scene from a zombie movie haha! he bit so hard that for days after i still had his teeth imprinted in my shoulder haha! he didnt break the skin THANK GOD! if it wouldnt have been for my jacket he would have took a hunk out of my shoulder haha! buti took care of my self AND made my daddy proud! when he bit me i went off on his ass haha! i beat the hell out of him! i and dont hit like a girl lol! he'll think twice before he bits someone else!

so to all the single ladies ad hell even the single guys.....if your date starts singing the twilite zone song....RUN!

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Amber Price's picture

hahahaha i woul kick his ass 2 that crazy bastard!! he cant be human.......VAMPIRE.......lol.

Jo mi's picture

oh my god! You never know what kind of person is behind a nice face. Totally glad you kicked his ass. The thing is as crazy as it sounds to some of us some men and women are into that sort of stuff he should at the least asked you first. Because i tell you what i sure hope every time he does that with someone that is not into that he is most likely going to get his ass kicked.

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@ Connie Jo the twilite zone...the old black and white show lol, mom was in the bathroom lol so she didnt know what happened lol she came back to the table and saw me beatin the hell out of this poor guy lol!

@Lisa yeah theres normal ones but just the crazy ones wanna date me lol

Lovell's picture

What the hell?? Thank God you got out "alive" That guy sounds like a freak! ....NO, NO....He Is A FREAK! Don't let this stop you from dating, Courtster, there are normal guys out there....I think!

Marilynj's picture

That is more information than i needed to hear.

Connie Jo_3's picture

LMAO @ Shawn's 'Crazy Bitch' story, hahahahaha. You sound like a very wise man indeed! LOL

Okay Courtster...I gotta know, since your mom was with you...what in the hell did she do when the guy bit you?!! Yeah, any guy that act's like that in front of a parent has to be nuts! hahahaha Normally a guy trys to impress the parents! Was he humming the theme song to the Twilight Zone...or a theme song from that popular Vampire movie & books...'Twilight'? hahaha

scooper131's picture

I went out with a woman and we were sitting at a place eating talking about tattoos...she says "I wanna get Crazy Bitch tattooed on me", well , I had to ask.....she told me that her nickname was Crazy Bitch at the Shovelhead Saloon......uhhhhhh, lemmee see, if your nickname is "Crazy Bitch" at a biker bar.....there is PROBABLY a pretty good chance that you are!!.....I had to take a pass on this one.....

Courtster's picture

definatly no more vampire dating lol! ive known him for a few months on the net and over the phone my mom was there so it wasnt like i just left with the dude lol! that dude was SERIOUSLY messed up in the head!

Connie Jo_3's picture

PS: Sorta wonder if the guy has been watching too many of the popular vampire shows & movies I hear people talk about. He's a wannabe vampire Courtster, hahaha. :)

Connie Jo_3's picture

OMG! I don't know whether to laugh or shiver with fright for you! Did you know anything about the guy prior to accepting the date...like do you go to school with him? Hey, it's scary out there, and I sure as hell don't like the thought of dating these days, but...it's either give it a try, hope someday you'll find someone special...or don't date and spend life alone. I'm not sure which is the lessor of the two evils, or if either is evil, hahaha. I'll let ya know in a year or so. In your case...you're still so young, and of course need to date, just please be careful...and no more vampire dating! LOL