Lysol and Poop

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    Lysol and Poop
    Kool says (30 May '10)

    Why is it that every place I've worked they put Lysol in the bathroom? Then someone goes and takes a big dump and sparays Lysol. Then I have the lovely smell of a mix of Lysol and poop wafting into my office alll day.

    Now I can't even stand the smell of Lysol anymore because it immediately makes me think of poop. I even hid the Lysol and some bastard found it.

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Submitted by Kool
on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 12:05am

Why is it that every place I've worked they put Lysol in the bathroom? Then someone goes and takes a big dump and sparays Lysol. Then I have the lovely smell of a mix of Lysol and poop wafting into my office alll day.

Now I can't even stand the smell of Lysol anymore because it immediately makes me think of poop. I even hid the Lysol and some bastard found it.

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Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:36am — Kool

Love that story, Shady. TFF!

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Wed, 08/27/2008 - 10:04pm — DetroitRockGirl_2

kool you need a new office!

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Wed, 08/27/2008 - 9:52pm — ShadyLynn

Her butt? Is it on the floor?

They're usually up high near the ceiling.

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Wed, 08/27/2008 - 9:02pm — ShadyLynn

Funny Story:

In the bathroom at work there is one of those automatic freshener sprayers. >>>little side note: I'm very sensitive to strong, perfume smells..me eyes, nose and throat get irritated and I get bad headaches<<< So, it seemed every damn time I went in there it would wait until I was 'comfortable' and pffft at me and I would have to hold my breath the entire time.

One day, as usual it pfffted at me while I was umm, peeing and a few seconds later a lil fart escaped, hahaha. So, I yelled at the damn thing "HA!! fucker, right backatcha!!" then realized how riduculous I sounded and started laughing. I got myself going and couldn't stop (y'all know how that can happen). I exited the stall and a woman was standing in the doorway.

Her expression was priceless. ~this lady is nuts...what do I do now?... should I enter?~ This made me laugh even harder, the bend over, holding your side kinda laughing, tears streaming and all.

Finally, I managed somehow to finish washing my hands and walked to the door to leave. Omg, hahaha, she couldn't have moved any closer to the wall as I passed her by on the way out, arms to her side palms flat to the wall. bwaaahahahaha

Of course, I had to tell and retell the story to everyone back in the office....still laughing like a jackass.

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Tue, 08/26/2008 - 4:41pm — Kool

ok, i found it and i'm gonna post it.

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Tue, 08/26/2008 - 4:37pm — Kool

oh yes, demented! that shit was freakin' hilarious. no, i don't have it anymore. do you?

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Tue, 08/26/2008 - 4:12pm — Genny

kool...do you have that list you posted on kraa before...wasn't it something like the rules for shitting at work???

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Tue, 08/26/2008 - 3:54pm — Kool

Shirlee, TFF!!!

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Tue, 08/26/2008 - 12:39pm — Kool

Yeah, we talked about brining in something different but I really think poop doesn't mix well with any air refreshener and the bathroom is right outside of my office, of course.

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Tue, 08/26/2008 - 10:54am — Kaye_4

Thats Naaasty....
Personally, I would take in a freshener that I liked and ditch the Lysol. Yeah, it's gonna come out of your pocket, but it will be worth it!

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Tue, 08/26/2008 - 9:42am — Brenda_86

HAHA....
I cant stand the floral ones...

I used to say....who pooped shitty flowers!