“Porn Parade”
She was only sixteen
Looking for the California dream
Untouched so beautiful
Skin just like cream
Went to rehearsal
To shoot her first scene
Wound up in the back room
Down on her knees
Used to be kind of fun
But now she’s all used up inside
Made some money, bought some drugs
Lot’s of forgotten drunken nights
Tells her boyfriend lies
Can’t look him in the eyes
When she looks in the mirror
What she sees she despises
Sadie had it made
No, she never should have strayed
Innocence lost, look at how much it cost
Porn Parade, Porn Parade
As the camera starts to roll
This child Sadie
Love that story, Shady. TFF!
kool you need a new office!
Her butt? Is it on the floor?
They're usually up high near the ceiling.
Funny Story:
In the bathroom at work there is one of those automatic freshener sprayers. >>>little side note: I'm very sensitive to strong, perfume smells..me eyes, nose and throat get irritated and I get bad headaches<<< So, it seemed every damn time I went in there it would wait until I was 'comfortable' and pffft at me and I would have to hold my breath the entire time.
One day, as usual it pfffted at me while I was umm, peeing and a few seconds later a lil fart escaped, hahaha. So, I yelled at the damn thing "HA!! fucker, right backatcha!!" then realized how riduculous I sounded and started laughing. I got myself going and couldn't stop (y'all know how that can happen). I exited the stall and a woman was standing in the doorway.
Her expression was priceless. ~this lady is nuts...what do I do now?... should I enter?~ This made me laugh even harder, the bend over, holding your side kinda laughing, tears streaming and all.
Finally, I managed somehow to finish washing my hands and walked to the door to leave. Omg, hahaha, she couldn't have moved any closer to the wall as I passed her by on the way out, arms to her side palms flat to the wall. bwaaahahahaha
Of course, I had to tell and retell the story to everyone back in the office....still laughing like a jackass.
ok, i found it and i'm gonna post it.
oh yes, demented! that shit was freakin' hilarious. no, i don't have it anymore. do you?
kool...do you have that list you posted on kraa before...wasn't it something like the rules for shitting at work???
Shirlee, TFF!!!
Yeah, we talked about brining in something different but I really think poop doesn't mix well with any air refreshener and the bathroom is right outside of my office, of course.
Thats Naaasty....
Personally, I would take in a freshener that I liked and ditch the Lysol. Yeah, it's gonna come out of your pocket, but it will be worth it!
HAHA....
I cant stand the floral ones...
I used to say....who pooped shitty flowers!